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Movie: Danny the Dog(2005)


Infirmier:
You basically turned a man into a dog.



Movie: The Quick and the Dead(1995)


Kid:
Want some breakfast? Or, uh, how 'bout a little of what we had last night?





Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Dr. Donald Middleton:
Look at this. A few months ago, that would've meant everything in the world to me.

Sarah Boynton:
It's the fellowship! Congratulations!

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Yeah, congratulations, it's swell.

Sarah Boynton:
For once I'm going to talk to you not as your assisstant, but as your friend. It's not worthy of you to act this way.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Please, Boynton, don't interfere.

Sarah Boynton:
Don't interfere? Do you expect me to stand idly by and watch you ruin your life? I understand what's going on between your wife and Mr. Brent.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Keep quiet! What right have you...

Sarah Boynton:
What right have I? Because I love you.




Movie: The X Files(1998)


[to a bartender, while drinking]


Mulder:
I'm the key figure in an ongoing government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet, so, of course, no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky. Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling and when it hits it's gonna be the shit-storm of all time.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Phil Margera:
Now you're getting crazy with this shit. Ape! He's starting to lose it! Jesus Christ! Ape! I need toilet paper!





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Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!



Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



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Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.



Movie: Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis(2006)


Andy Warhol:
[speaking of Jack Smith] The only person I would ever copy. He's just so terrific, and I think he makes the best movies.




Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?


Claire:
[she nods 'yes']

Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.

Claire:
Perhaps they will.

Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



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Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
[whispering] It's the man!



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Betty Kupfer:
[about Mr. Cochran] Do you know he's one of the richest men in the country? And he got that way selling cheap gags and Halloween masks. Oh God, there's hope for us yet.



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.



Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



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Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Becky Sharp:
I'll manage.

Rawdon Crawley:
Won't you just. There never was a woman that could manage like you, Becky Sharp.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Dark Command(1940)


Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Well, I guess Lawrence is burned to the ground.

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Yeah. Well, we got a saying down in Texas: that it takes a good fire to burn down the weeds... to let the flowers grow.



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)


Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.

Johanna:
Fuck-food?

Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


[opening Lines]

Walter Fane:
Hello.

Kitty Garstin:
Hello.

Walter Fane:
Say, I was wondering...

Kitty Garstin:
What?

Walter Fane:
Sorry. I - I was wondering if you'd like to dance.


Kitty Garstin:
Why not?



Movie: Babylon 5: A Call to Arms (TV)(1999)


President John Sheridan:
Those who command the Excalibur will never stop, never give up, never slow down, until a cure is found. We will take any help we can get, wherever and whoever it comes from. Because this is a cause that surpasses borders and differences and distrust. This is a mission about the survival of Earth itself. What we do over the next five years, here and at home, and across the darkness of between the stars will determine the whether an entire world will live or die. It's a fight we can't afford to lose and we won't. We won't!



Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)


Alberta Marlow:
[Talking about Japanese people in general] You are always so calm. You never show anything.


Capt. Higoto:
We are told not to. It is our way of rife. We must not show too much sad-i-ness or too much joy. If you praise what we have, we say it is nus-sing. If you admire our sons, we must say thay are unworthy.



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Movie: Dance 'Til Dawn (TV)(1988)


"Red Hot" Ruth Strull:
Hey, I remember you! Look, Ed, it's the weenie!

Ed "Wild Man" Strull:
Hey, Weenie, how's it going?

Dr. Lefcourt:
I'm a doctor now. It's *Dr.* Weenie - I mean, Dr. Lefcourt.







Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Boss Tweed:
That's the building of our country right there, Mr. Cutting. Americans aborning.

Bill:
I don't see no Americans. I see trespassers, Irish harps. Do a job for a nickel what a nigger does for a dime and a white man used to get a quarter for. What have they done? Name one thing they've contributed.


Boss Tweed:
Votes.

Bill:
Votes, you say? They vote how the archbishop tells them, and who tells the archbishop? Their king in the pointy hat what sits on his throne in Rome.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


[repeated Line]

Dr. Emmett Brown:
Great Scott!



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