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Friday, May 02, 2008

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Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Parole Board Member #1:
Mr Ocean, the purpose of this hearing is to determine, whether, if released, you are likely to break the law again. While this was your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never charged, in over a dozen other confidence tricks and frauds. What can you tell us about those?


Danny:
As you say, ma'am, I was never charged.

Parole Board Member #2:
Mr Ocean, what we're trying to find out is was there a reason you chose to commit this crime, or was there a reason you simply got caught this time.

Danny:
My wife left me. I was upset. I fell into a self-destructive pattern.

Parole Board Member #3:
If released, is it likely you'd fall back into a similar pattern?

Danny:
She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.



Movie: Da uomo a uomo(1967)


Bill:
I can pay for the information, with his five hundred.

Ryan:
He's worth more than that to me. Fifteen thousand. So I suggest you keep your distance. 'Cause if you don't, I might get MAD.



Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(1990)


Ford Fairlane:
Here's to you, Johnny. Sucking my dick. (toasting with Johnny Crunch at the radio station)



Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Pongo:
Perdy... I'm afraid it's all up to us.


Perdita:
Oh, Pongo. Isn't there any hope?

Pongo:
Well, yes. There's the twilight bark.

Perdita:
The twilight bark? But dear, that's only a gossip chain.

Pongo:
Darling, it's the very fastest way to send news. And if our puppies are anywhere in the city, the London dogs will know. Now we'll send the word tonight when our pets take us for a walk in the park.



Movie: The Oblong Box(1969)


N'Galo:
We have knowledge of things you know nothing of.



Movie: Halloweentown (TV)(1998)


Sophie 'Soapy' Cromwell:
I wanna help you fight the bad thing!



Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)


Mrs. Truesmith:
[showing the Marines the shrine to Woodrow's father] Now I have two heroes.


[looks at the six Marines]

Mrs. Truesmith:
I have eight heroes.

Bugsy:
You can sure put me on your flag. I sure ain't got anybody else.

Mrs. Truesmith:
I'd be very proud to.



Movie: Queer Duck: The Movie (V)(2006)


Reverend Vandergelding:
[after forcing Queer Duck to drink a potion that will turn him straight] Could it be? What do you think of Cameron Diaz?

Queer Duck:
[in a masculine voice] She's hot.

Reverend Vandergelding:
Camryn Manheim?

Queer Duck:
She's hot.


Reverend Vandergelding:
Sister Wendy?


[shows a picture of an ugly old nun]

Queer Duck:
[scratches his chin] I'd do her.

Reverend Vandergelding:
SUCCESS!



Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)


Bela Karolyi:
She's getting *very* good.

Gheorge Comaneci:
But will all this make her happy?

Bela Karolyi:
You just saw her, I have to order her to stop.




Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Mrs. Finkle:
It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?



Movie: Take Me Out to the Ball Game(1949)


Eddie O'Brien:
How many times have I told you to pick on somebody your size?

Dennis Ryan:
There ain't nobody my size.



Movie: Once Were Warriors(1994)


Jake Heke:
I bought seafood today - bloody everything! Just wanted to put a smile on her face. Think she'd let me? Not a chance. All I said was that I got laid off. Anybody would've thought I'd told her my prick had dropped off!



Today's Movie News

Apple's iTunes to sell movies on the day of their DVD release - Los Angeles Times

Fri, 02 May 2008 04:14:00 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO -- Apple Inc. said Thursday that it would sell new releases from all the major movie studios through its iTunes online store on the same day as their DVD release ...

Receta de la calle del lavabo

Thu, 01 May 2008 02:01:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta mouthwatering para la calle del lavabo,
con el whisky del borbón, el sec triple y el jugo del limón. jugo 1
onza sec triple del limón de 1 onza sacudida del whisky del borbón
de 2 onzas con hielo agrietado y tensión en un cristal del coctel.
Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

iTunes to sell new movies - Hampton Roads Daily Press

Fri, 02 May 2008 07:49:00 GMT
Apple Inc. said Thursday that new movies from a slate of major studios will now be available for purchase over iTunes the day they're released on DVD. The change will beef up the ...

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Movie: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers(1995)


Dr. Wynn:
It's no prank; you're the one I've chosen Sam. I want you to come back.

Doctor Sam Loomis:
After my stroke six years ago they practically had to hold a pistol to my head to get me to retire. But things are different now- I'm different. I've buried the ghosts, I've buried them in this manuscript. I don't want to practise medicine anymore.




Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Gloria the Hippo:
It's not people, it's animals.

Melman the Giraffe:
California animals. Dude.

Marty the Zebra:
This is like a Puffy party.



Movie: Operator's Side (VG)(2003)


Tanaka:
Run along and rescue our guest. I'll look for the Prime Minister, jackass. He came out of the transportation ministry and I'm screwed if he dies in my hotel!

Rio:
Sir.

Tanaka:
What?

Rio:
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?


Tanaka:
You got a problem with it?

Rio:
I'm trying to help and you're being a real jerk.

Tanaka:
Save it for someone who cares, bimbo.


[Tanaka left the scene]



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine Sergeant:
Grenades are like RAM - you can never have too much.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
I'm hungry. Can you make me some mac and cheese?

Walter:
Don't know how

Danny:
but, I'm hungry What DO you know how to make?

Walter:
Water.



Movie: The Karnival Kid(1929)


Mickey Mouse:
[his first words] Hot dogs! Hot dogs!



Today's Movie News

Receta del cultivador del pelo

Thu, 01 May 2008 11:59:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta sabrosa para el cultivador del pelo,
con la vodka, licor de la roca y del centeno y jugo del limón. 1 1/2
onza 100 impermeabiliza la roca del jugo el 1/2 onza del limón del
tbsp de la vodka 1 y la sacudida del licor del centeno todos los
ingredientes con hielo, filtra en un cristal del coctel, y servicio.
Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

iTunes To Offer New Movies on DVD Release Date (NewsFactor) (Addict 3D)

Fri, 02 May 2008 01:09:36 GMT
NewsFactor - Film fans can now buy new movies on Apple's iTunes Store on the same day as their DVD release.

Technology Report / ITunes site will sell movies on day DVDs are released (Pioneer Press)

Fri, 02 May 2008 05:17:00 GMT
Apple Inc. said Thursday that new movies from a slate of major studios now will be available for purchase over iTunes the same day they're released on DVD. The change will beef up the number of new titles available in the iTunes online store and help the service compete better against DVD retailers. Until this week, many of the movies available for purchase over iTunes were older releases.

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Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Charles Van Doren:
I've stood on the shoulders of life and I've never gotten down into the dirt to build, to erect a foundation of my own. I've flown too high on borrowed wings. Everything came too easy.



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
You sleepy baby. Do you need a wake up shot? Ha ha!



Movie: Vampiyaz (V)(2004)


Stacey:
I don't know who you're talking about

Khalil:
You don't know who I'm talking about? You wanna play stupid now? Jakeem! How many other motherfuckers been following behind your crippled ass for the last couple days, huh?



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Marty McFly:
Do you know where Riverside Drive is?


Sam Baines:
It's on the other end of town, a block past Maple. East end of town.

Marty McFly:
A block past Maple? That's John F. Kennedy Drive.

Sam Baines:
Who the hell is John F. Kennedy?



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
How upset are they?

Rabbi Lewis:
Let's just say they're less than thrilled.

Larry Friedman:
To be honest, we're less than thrilled.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Ok, with what specifically?


Larry Friedman:
With what specifically. Well, with guided meditation specifically, with stand up comedy sermons specifically, with your loose improvisational style specifically.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Ok, with people actually enjoying services? People showing up at all?

Larry Friedman:
To be serenaded by the Harlem freaking gospel choir?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
At least they were praying.

Rabbi Lewis:
It was a hell of an Ein Keloheinu, Lar.

Larry Friedman:
It's not kosher, Rabbi Lewis.


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Larry, what does that mean?

Larry Friedman:
You have to ask me what kosher means? Study your gemara.



Movie: The Taming of the Shrew(1967)


Petruchio:
Come, come, you wasp! In faith you are too angry!

Katherina:
If I be waspish, best beware my sting!

Petruchio:
My remedy then is to pluck it out!

Katherina:
Hah! If the fool could find where it lies!

Petruchio:
Who knows not where a wasp doth wear his sting? In his tail!


Katherina:
In his tongue!

Petruchio:
Whose tongue?

Katherina:
Yours! -if you talk of tales, and so farewell!

Petruchio:
What? With my tongue in your tail?



Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!"(1982)


René:
Excuse me, is this the secret hideout of the Gestapo?


Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen:
It was, until now.



Latest Movie News

Purchase New Movies on iTunes Same Day as DVD Release - WebWire

Thu, 01 May 2008 14:09:00 GMT
CUPERTINO, California.—Apple® today announced that new movie releases from major film studios and premier independent studios are available for purchase on the iTunes® Store ...

Apple to offer movies for purchase on iTunes on same day as DVD ... - Forbes

Thu, 01 May 2008 15:14:00 GMT
NEW YORK (Thomson Financial) - Apple Inc. Thursday said it would offer movies for purchase on its iTunes store on the same day the titles are released on DVD. The company said new ...

H.P.W. Receta del coctel

Thu, 01 May 2008 05:38:00 +0000
Una gran receta para H.P.W. Cocktail, con el vermú seco, vermú
dulce, ginebra y naranja. 1 ginebra del 1/2 onza 1 cáscara anaranjada
de la torcedura dulce del vermú 1 del tsp del vermú seco 1 el 1/2
del tsp del 1/2 revuelve todos los ingredientes (excepto la cáscara
anaranjada) con hielo y la tensión en un cristal del coctel. Agregue
la torcedura de la cáscara anaranjada y del servicio. Sirva en un
cristal del coctel.

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Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Raymond Dufayel aka Glass Man:
So that's the one, there, the guy who raises his hand?

Amélie:
Yes.


Raymond Dufayel aka Glass Man:
Is she in love with him?

Amélie:
Yes.

Raymond Dufayel aka Glass Man:
The time has come for her to take some real risks.

Amélie:
Well yes, she's thinking about it. She's thinking of a stratagem.

Raymond Dufayel aka Glass Man:
Yes, she likes stratagems, doesn't she?

Amélie:
Yes.

Raymond Dufayel aka Glass Man:
She's a bit of a coward. That's why I have trouble with her eyes.




Movie: Xenosaga Episode I: Chikara he no ishi (VG)(2002)


Shion Uzuki:
KOS-MOS... I ought to put you on a diet!




Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Joe Young:
You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...


DVDA Porn Actress:
They should've done DVDA.

Joe Young:
DVDA?

DVDA Porn Actress:
Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...

Dave the Lighting Guy:
HEY, LADY! We're ready for the DVDA shot!

DVDA Porn Actress:
[smiles] Nice talkin' with ya, kid.



Movie: Dark Passage(1947)



Irene Jansen:
You won't tell me cause you think I'll come there. You think I'd follow you.

Vincent Parry:
You'd be insane to follow me.

Irene Jansen:
Was I insane to pick you up on the road? Was I crazy to let you stay here?

Vincent Parry:
Yes.



Movie: The Maker(1997)


Walter:
You know, Josh, one of these days freon's gonna be against the law.



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Bud White:
I'd like to see you again.

Lynn Bracken:
Are you asking me for a date or an appointment?


Bud White:
I don't know.

Lynn Bracken:
Well if you're asking me for a date I should know your first name.

Bud White:
Forget I asked. It was a mistake.



Movie: Katamari damacy (VG)(2004)


King of All Cosmos:
We hope you can visit during the day's rolling. Like that's possible.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Cortana:
[explaining her theory on why the Prophet of Regret would be in the temple in front of Master Chief] If I were a megalomaniac, an I'm not, that is where I would be.



Movie: Eagles: Hell Freezes Over (TV)(1994)


Glenn Frey:
For the record, we never broke up; we just took a fourteen-year vacation.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Daniel Challis:
[walking through an alley, he bumps into Starker] Whoa, Jesus!

Starker:
Mister-Mister, didn't mean to scare you. I saw that bottle, I thought it looked pretty heavy. I ain't got no diseases, you mind if I have a drink?


[Dan hands him the bottle; Starker takes a huge swig]

Starker:
Mmm, aw damn. Thank you.



Today's Movie News

Movies on iTunes Same Day As DVD Release (DesignTechnica)

Thu, 01 May 2008 14:45:22 GMT
Apple's iTunes store is now offering movies from major studios for online purchase the same day as their release on DVD.

Movies in the Park continues (McKinney Messenger)

Thu, 01 May 2008 15:32:05 GMT
Grab your blanket or lawn chairs, round up the family, and join The Colony Parks and Recreation Department and Horizons Church for their second Movies in the Park of 2008 sponsored by Hawaiian Falls Waterpark.

Receta del cultivador del pelo

Thu, 01 May 2008 11:59:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta sabrosa para el cultivador del pelo,
con la vodka, licor de la roca y del centeno y jugo del limón. 1 1/2
onza 100 impermeabiliza la roca del jugo el 1/2 onza del limón del
tbsp de la vodka 1 y la sacudida del licor del centeno todos los
ingredientes con hielo, filtra en un cristal del coctel, y servicio.
Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Dark underbelly of the Garden City - New Zealand Herald

Thu, 01 May 2008 16:47:00 GMT
Still waters run deep, but Christchurch has a benign side to counter the 'murder city' image. A survey once found Christchurch to be considered one of the friendliest as well as ...

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Movie: Valley of Fire(1951)


[Breezy rides up to Blanche's wagon wearing his Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes]



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Dedee Truitt:
I know in movies you kind of feel sorry for girls like this, but in real life, you wouldn't be sitting next to her either.




Movie: Daffy Duck for President (V)(2004)


Daffy Duck:
Can you imagine anything so ridiculous as majority rule?



Movie: The Osterman Weekend(1983)


Bernard Osterman:
The truth is just a lie that hasn't been found out.



Movie: The Dark at the Top of the Stairs(1960)


Rubin Flood:
[To Lottie after he overhears her prejudice comments towards Catholics] Hogwash! Malarky! Horse manure! Woman you oughta get yourself a broom and ride over the housetops! You oughta buy yourself a sheet and poke two holes in it and go around setting fires! Or better still, get yourself a big piece of tape and put it over your mouth because you're too ignorant to live! Lottie sometimes I'm ashamed to be related to you even by marriage!



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
If hungry, eat jackal.



Movie: The Old Dark House(1932)


Roger Penderel:
There's someone outside.


Rebecca Femm:
They can't come in!



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Scud:
[Lucy's gang is robbing a bank. Scud goes to inform her of the situation] D.E.B.S. en route - two minutes.

Lucy:
[primping self in mirror] Do I look okay?

Scud:
[Rolling eyes] This is retarded.




Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Big John Harrigan:
[Talking with Howie about Gary] You must be the only guy on Long Island who hasn't fucked him. Such a slut. The only thing that hasn't been used on him is his brain.



Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


Michael:
[as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"



Movie: Up Close & Personal(1996)



Warren Justice:
She eats the lens.



Latest Movie News

Vieja receta formada de Manhattan

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:51:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta exquisita para vieja Manhattan formada, con el
whisky, la soda dulce del vermú, del bitters, del azúcar y del club.
la soda del club del chapoteo del whisky 1 de 1 onza 1 bitters dulce
de las rociadas del vermú 3 del azúcar el 1/2 onza del tsp vierte el
whisky, el vermú dulce, el bitters y el azúcar en un hielo machacado
excedente del cristal del coctel. Revuelva bien. Remate con soda del
club, y revuelva otra vez suavemente. Adorne con a ...

Jewish writer’s novel goes to the movies with Helen Hunt - Jewish News Weekly

Thu, 01 May 2008 18:20:00 GMT
Elinor Lipman, writer of smart and often hilarious modern-day social satire, considers herself “the luckiest writer.” Her first novel, “Then She Found Me,” well-received ...

Apple's iTunes sells movies on DVD release date - Reuters India

Thu, 01 May 2008 14:38:00 GMT
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Apple Inc said on Thursday it would begin selling movie downloads on its iTunes service on the same day as the titles are released in DVD form, under an ...

In Baltimore, Big Movies, Small Scale (Washington Post)

Thu, 01 May 2008 06:53:48 GMT
'Tis the season to watch movies in the mid-Atlantic region, with Filmfest DC and the Tribeca Film Festival still underway, and with the Maryland Film Festival kicking off today in Baltimore.

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Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Verbal:
I did see Keaton get shot, I swear to you.



Movie: The X Files: Resist or Serve (VG)(2004)


Dana Scully:
There's something strange going on here Mulder!

Fox Mulder:
Agreed. And we need to do something before this place turns into the 'Thriller' video.



Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)


Jens:
In any case, it's been a great summer.


Pontus:
It's been totally fucking awful.

Jens:
No, I mean the weather.



Movie: Absurd Person Singular (TV)(1985)


Sidney Hopcroft:
She does the same as him with girls.

Ronald Brewster-Wright:
I beg your pardon?

Sidney Hopcroft:
Hiking and so on. With the brownies, mainly.

Ronald Brewster-Wright:
Oh, I see. Better join the brownies, then, hadn't we?

Sidney Hopcroft:
Ha ha! Yes, I like that. Better join the brownies. You must tell that to Dick. That would tickle Dick no end!




Movie: Dark Harbor(1998)


Young Man:
I like your face.

David Weinberg:
What?

Young Man:
I like your watch.



Movie: The Oscar(1966)


Frankie Fane:
Tell 'em "game called on account of Oscar."



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[as Graham's artillery fires during the rescue of Dundee] Aha! Lieutenant Graham will be a General before he's thirty!



Movie: Babylon 5: The Gathering (TV)(1993)


Jeffrey Sinclair:
Sooner or later everyone comes to Babylon 5.



Movie: Unbreakable(2000)


Elijah Price:
Do you know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world, to not know why you're here.



Today's Movie News

Apple's iTunes to sell movies same day as DVD release - MacNN

Thu, 01 May 2008 07:28:00 GMT
Days after celebrating iTunes' fifth anniversary , Apple on Thursday is expected to announce a breakthrough movie distribution deal that would allow it to sell new releases at the ...

Rentrak Announces Top 20 Cross Platform Movies of 2006 & 2007 - MSN MoneyCentral

Thu, 01 May 2008 12:50:00 GMT
- 'Pirates of the Caribbean,' 'Transformers' and 'Cars' Top the List Based on Cumulative Box Office, Home Video Retail, Home Video Rental and On Demand Consumer Spending Activity ...

Apple to offer movies for purchase on iTunes on same day as DVD ... - Forbes

Thu, 01 May 2008 14:09:00 GMT
NEW YORK (Thomson Financial) - Apple Inc. Thursday said it would offer movies for purchase on its iTunes store on the same day the titles are released on DVD. The company said new ...

Apple's iTunes to sell movies same day as DVD release - MacNN

Thu, 01 May 2008 07:28:00 GMT
Days after celebrating iTunes' fifth anniversary , Apple on Thursday is expected to announce a breakthrough movie distribution deal that would allow it to sell new releases at the ...