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Movie: Once Upon a Time... When We Were Colored(1995)


Preacher Hurn:
If you call Jesus, his line is never busy.



Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


[first lines]

Steve:
[reading dice] Five.


Michael:
Oh, great.

Steve:
So you got an arrow right in your chest.



Movie: Baburugamu kuraishisu (V)(1987)


Largo:
Human beings... how vulgar. For the crime of injuring me, a god, I demand, as atonement, death!





Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Connie Sumner:
Edward... did you hurt him? You did, didn't you? Jesus, Edward. Talk to me. Tell me what you did.

Edward Sumner:
No. You tell me what you did.





Movie: G-Men from Hell(2000)


Mike Mattress:
Plaid? I love plaid!



Today's Movie News

Campaign (2007) (New York Times)

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:06:01 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers. Documentary filmmaker Kazuhiro Soda offers a revealing examination of modern democracy with this cinema-verite-style look at how political connections have a curious way of trumping actual experience.

Movies spawn spinoff merchandise (Detroit Free Press)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:11:25 GMT
Consumers are struggling to stretch their budgets, control their credit cards and make their mortgage payments. But one of the retail industry's big lures for shoppers this spring and summer will be a cascade of the most nonessential products possible, all spun from movies such as "Speed Racer" and the long-awaited fourth installment of "Indiana Jones."

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Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


Big Joe:
[shouting in the radio] Look, Mulligan! I don't think I'm getting through to you! You're dropping your damn barrage on our position! The reason you can't hear me is because you're firing your mortars at your end, and they're dropping here, on our end! No, the Krauts are not here! We're here! Mulligan, your bombs are coming down on our head! I don't know where the Krauts are! Just lift your goddamn barrage! Over!



Movie: Gallipoli(1981)


Archy Hamilton:
You of all people should be going.

Frank Dunne:
Why me of all people?

Archy Hamilton:
'Cause you're an athlete.

Frank Dunne:
[Laughs] What's that got to do with it?

Archy Hamilton:
I've got mates who'd be lucky to do the hundred in twelve and they're going to do their bit, so why shouldn't you?

Frank Dunne:
Because it's not our bloody war.

Archy Hamilton:
What do you mean, not our war?


Frank Dunne:
It's an English war, it's got nothing to do with us.

Archy Hamilton:
You know what you are, a bloody coward.

Frank Dunne:
There's only one reason I haven't knocked you down mate.

Archy Hamilton:
What?

Frank Dunne:
'Cause I don't feel like carrying you to the next bloody water hole. Now shut up and don't open your yap about the war again.



Movie: Action League Now!!: Rock-A-Big-Baby(1997)


The Flesh:
Ouchies!



Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)


Jeff Tremaine:
Steve-O turns into "Crab-O" with just a little dab of water.



Movie: Danny the Dog(2005)


Bart:
I tell you, I feel really good here. And I feel generous. Danny, what do you want?

Danny:
A piano.

Bart:
Excuse me?

Danny:
I want a piano.

Bart:
A piano? Oh yeah. How about a lobster dinner?

Danny:
I want a piano.


Bart:
How about a woman? You've never had a woman.

Danny:
I want a piano.

Bart:
Danny, you're starting to piss me off.

Danny:
I want a piano.

Bart:
[laughs] That's what I love about you, Danny. One thought at a time.



Latest Movie News

Pelo de la receta del perro

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:04:00 +0000
Una receta encantadora para el pelo el del perro, con tequila, del
whisky irlandés, de la salsa de Tabasco y sal. el tequila irlandés
del whisky el 1/2 onza del 1/2 onza salsa de 1/4 onza Tabasco sal de
1/4 onza vierte la salsa, el tequila y el whisky de Tabasco en un
cristal del tiro. Ponga la sal en tapa, y sirva. Sirva en un cristal
del tiro.

Receta caliente ardiente del anus

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:28:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta scrumptious para el anus caliente ardiente, con
la cerveza dorada de la corona, el ron de Bacardi 151 y la salsa de
Tabasco. 12 la salsa de Tabasco del ron de la onza Bacardi 151 de la
cerveza dorada 3 de la corona de la botella de la onza vierte el ron
de Bacardi 151 en una botella recientemente abierta de cerveza dorada
de la corona. Llene al borde de la salsa de Tabasco. Sirva el frío,
cal opcional. Sirva en una botella.

Receta italiana de la salida del sol

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 17:04:00 +0000
Una receta deliciosa para la salida del sol italiana, con la vodka, el
bitters de Campari, el licor del limón del limoncello, el jugo
anaranjado y la mezcla dulce y amarga. 1 vodka de 1/4 onza licor del
limón del limoncello de 1/4 onza bitters de 3/4 onza Campari jugo
anaranjado de 3/4 onza ingredientes dulces y amargos de 3/4 onza
tensión de la sacudida de la mezcla y en un cristal enfriado del
coctel. Adorne con un espiral del limón, y sirva. Sirva en a ...

The Rise Of Dame Julie Andrews (CBS News)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:35:50 GMT
Millions around the world know Julie Andrews from her songs in movies such as "The Sound of Music." Less well-known is the true story of her path to stardom, which she tells in her new memoir, "Home."

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Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Kenny:
I didn't know that horse was a diabetic!



Movie: Made in America(1993)


Hal Jackson:
Great advertising idea, lock the customers in 'till they buy something. I wonder if that would work with trucks?



Movie: The Adventures of Cinderella's Daughter(2000)


Fred the Fairy Godbrother:
[after a spell fails] Hmm, batteries must be dead.




Movie: Adventures of Don Juan(1948)


Duke de Lorca:
[preparing to fight Don Juan] I warned you, senor! This time I shall cut deeply!

Don Juan:
[unintimidated] This time I'm wearing my old clothes!



Movie: Taps(1981)


[Firing machine gun]


David Shawn:
It's beautiful, man!



Movie: Vampire Bats (TV)(2005)


Maddy Rierdon:
WowWow, hang on Buster, I've got a better idea. You take Ramie to class and I'll take Violet, The students will love it.

Dan Dryer:
You just don't want my sister watching the kids' right?

Maddy Rierdon:
If she just looked after the kids that would be fine...

Dan Dryer:
[sighs] Oh God.


Maddy Rierdon:
You remember when my father was in the hospital and I went to stay with him. She rearranged all the furniture.

Dan Dryer:
It's just furniture honey, so what.

Maddy Rierdon:
IN EVERY ROOM OF THE HOUSE... She's like an over caffeinated Marry Poppins.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
[while the dog is walking away, and his balls have shrunk] Look all he needed was a little TLC



Movie: The Addiction(1995)


Anthropology Student:
Look what you've done to me! How could you do this? Doesn't this affect you at all?

Kathleen Conklin:
No. It was your decision. Your friend Feuerbach wrote that all men counting stars are equivalent in every way to God. My indifference is not the concern here. It's your astonishment that needs studying.



Today's Movie News

The Rise Of Dame Julie Andrews (CBS News)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:35:50 GMT
Millions around the world know Julie Andrews from her songs in movies such as "The Sound of Music." Less well-known is the true story of her path to stardom, which she tells in her new memoir, "Home."

The Rise Of Dame Julie Andrews (CBS News)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:35:50 GMT
Millions around the world know Julie Andrews from her songs in movies such as "The Sound of Music." Less well-known is the true story of her path to stardom, which she tells in her new memoir, "Home."

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Movie: UHF(1989)


Earl Ramsey:
Gun control is for wimps and commies. Listen, let's get one thing straight. Guns don't kill people. I do.



Movie: Under the Cherry Moon(1986)


Tricky:
Why you selfish son of a biscuit-eater!



Movie: X2(2003)


Storm:
[about Nightcrawler's scars] So... What are they?

Nightcrawler:
They're angelic symbols, passed on to mankind by the archangel Gabriel.

Storm:
They're beautiful. How many do you have?


Nightcrawler:
One for every sin. So quite a few.



Movie: Major League(1989)


[to Ricky, while he's listening to "Wild Thing" on the jukebox]


Lady:
Wild thing, you make my heart sing.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Pyron:
Time is not elegant. It has a tendency to corrupt beauty.



Movie: The Unspeakable (TV)(1996)


Alice Redmond:
You expect me to seduce a serial killer?



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Receta del EL Floridita

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:26:00 +0000
Esto es una receta adorable para el EL Floridita, con ron ligero, jugo
de cal, vermú dulce, el cacao de de de nata blanco y el jarabe del
grenadine. 1 ron ligero del 1/2 onza 1 sacudida dulce blanca del
vermú del jugo de cal del cacao de de de nata de la rociada del
jarabe 1 del grenadine de la rociada el 1/2 onza el 1/2 onza con hielo
agrietado y tensión en un cristal enfriado del coctel. Adorne con una
rebanada de la cal. Servicio ...

Receta eléctrica de la sandía

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:18:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta adorable para la sandía eléctrica, con la
vodka esterlina de Tanqueray, ron de Bacardi licor, del melón ligeros
de Midori, sec triple, mezcla dulce y amarga, jarabe del grenadine y
la soda 7-Up. 1 porción de ron ligero de Bacardi 1 porción de Midori
de licor del melón 1 porción de Tanqueray de la vodka 1 de soda
esterlina del chapoteo 7-Up 1 jarabe 2 del grenadine del chapoteo
salpica el terraplén triple del sec con dulce y amargo ...

Receta caliente ardiente del anus

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:28:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta scrumptious para el anus caliente ardiente, con
la cerveza dorada de la corona, el ron de Bacardi 151 y la salsa de
Tabasco. 12 la salsa de Tabasco del ron de la onza Bacardi 151 de la
cerveza dorada 3 de la corona de la botella de la onza vierte el ron
de Bacardi 151 en una botella recientemente abierta de cerveza dorada
de la corona. Llene al borde de la salsa de Tabasco. Sirva el frío,
cal opcional. Sirva en una botella.

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Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns (TV)(1999)


Mary Muldoon:
[to Jack] You're soaking wet. I'll get you a towel.

Seamus Muldoon:
Hey, what about me?

Mary Muldoon:
*You* can get pneumonia!



Movie: The Ugly(1997)


Simon Cartwright:
Is that offer still open? To try on you what I tried on that bitch?



Movie: Valkyrie Profile (VG)(1999)


Valkyrie:
It will be engraved upon your soul! Divine Assault! Niebelung Valesti!



Movie: xXx: State of the Union(2005)


Darius Stone:
[Darius is speaking to Lola, a car shop owner and his ex-girlfriend, about the need for a new truck] Besides, if we're gonna roll, we're gonna need something with a little more muscle. Somethin' nasty.

Lola Jackson:
[smirks] I can do nasty.

Darius Stone:
[smiles at Lola] I know you can.




Movie: Halloween 5(1989)


Dr. Samuel Loomis:
[to Jamie] You must help me. Your tears will do you no good. He must be stopped!



Movie: AC/DC: Let There Be Rock(1980)


Bon Scott:
Guys are OK... shake their hand... Women are special. You can hug 'em.




Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
I need braces.



Movie: Quick Change(1990)


Loomis:
Now, we're going to find a familiar street soon.

Phyllis:
I'd settle for a familiar borough.



Movie: Ace in the Hole(1951)


Charles Tatum:
I've done a lot of lying in my time. I've lied to men who wear belts. I've lied to men who wear suspenders. But I'd never be so stupid as to lie to a man who wears both belt and suspenders.



Movie: The One(2001)


[Being ambushed by three cops]

Yulaw:
Don't you people ever learn?



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Father Brennan:
DRINK HIS BLOOD!



Latest Movie News

Receta del EL Floridita

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:26:00 +0000
Esto es una receta adorable para el EL Floridita, con ron ligero, jugo
de cal, vermú dulce, el cacao de de de nata blanco y el jarabe del
grenadine. 1 ron ligero del 1/2 onza 1 sacudida dulce blanca del
vermú del jugo de cal del cacao de de de nata de la rociada del
jarabe 1 del grenadine de la rociada el 1/2 onza el 1/2 onza con hielo
agrietado y tensión en un cristal enfriado del coctel. Adorne con una
rebanada de la cal. Servicio ...

Receta eléctrica de la sandía

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:18:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta adorable para la sandía eléctrica, con la
vodka esterlina de Tanqueray, ron de Bacardi licor, del melón ligeros
de Midori, sec triple, mezcla dulce y amarga, jarabe del grenadine y
la soda 7-Up. 1 porción de ron ligero de Bacardi 1 porción de Midori
de licor del melón 1 porción de Tanqueray de la vodka 1 de soda
esterlina del chapoteo 7-Up 1 jarabe 2 del grenadine del chapoteo
salpica el terraplén triple del sec con dulce y amargo ...

Movies Under The Stars rescheduled (Southwest Daily News)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:41:57 GMT
The premiere night of Movies Under The Stars was cancelled due to strong storms that moved through Southwest Louisiana late Friday afternoon. "Over the Hedge" was the film to be shown, as last night's theme was geared towards children.

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Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)


Roman Nagel:
And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!



Movie: Once Upon a Crime...(1992)


Neil Schwary:
What do I have to do to get a drink in this place, fart the French national anthem?




Movie: Quest of the Delta Knights (V)(1993)


Tee:
Wisdom, composed of knowledge, judgment, and compassion.



Movie: Old School(2003)


Beanie:
What about Mitch here? He saw the wheels come off his life, guys. His whole world crumbled. Now he's the Godfather.



Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Pawel:
I throw the flag.



Movie: The Taking of Flight 847: The Uli Derickson Story (TV)(1988)


Purser Uli Derickson:
[singing "Heimatlos" in English] Homeless are many in this world. Homeless and lonesome like me. I earn my money everywhere, but no one's waiting for me. No friends. No lovers. No one's waiting for me. No friends. No lovers. Like it was so long ago.



Movie: Tales from Hollywood (TV)(1992)


Bertolt Brecht:
It's this disgusting passivity... You people don't realize that it's not enough in the theatre to interpret the world anymore. You have to change it!

Odon von Horvath:
I really think you underestimate the people's intelligence. They don't want blue-prints, they don't want instructions... They've been told everyday what to do; they don't want to go to the theatre and be told what to do all over again: they want to be shown who they are!



Movie: One Foot in Hell(1960)


[Stu has just won $300 by killing another man in s ahootout]

Master of Ceremonies:
Let me know when you're ready to go and you can pick up the prize money.


Stu Christian:
That's alright. I never stay for the funerals anyway.



Movie: Palmetto(1998)


Harry Barber:
I was in it right up to my ears, and no idea how I was going to get myself out.



Movie: Un long dimanche de fiançailles(2004)


Mathilde:
[peeling an apple] If I don't break the peel, Menech is alive.



Movie: Queer Duck: The Movie (V)(2006)


Queer Duck:
Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey.

Queer Duck:
It's just rum.




Latest Movie News

Movies spawn spinoff merchandise (Detroit Free Press)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:03:56 GMT
Consumers are struggling to stretch their budgets, control their credit cards and make their mortgage payments. But one of the retail industry's big lures for shoppers this spring and summer will be a cascade of the most nonessential products possible, all spun from movies such as "Speed Racer" and the long-awaited fourth installment of "Indiana Jones."

Master of the Heist (Time Magazine)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 15:10:39 GMT
The career of director Jules Dassin had as many wild turns as his melodramatic movies

Charlton Heston (New York Times)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:19:52 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers.

Cannes Film Festival to premiere Indy's return to the movies (hellomagazine.com via Yahoo! UK & Ireland News)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 14:24:00 GMT
Harrison Ford's highly anticipated return as all-action hero Indiana Jones will first be seen at next month's Cannes Film Festival, revealed one of its stars.