Lines from Movies for Today

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Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
You think about the future too much and you kinda forget about the present. Obviously.



Movie: The V.I.P.s(1963)


Frances Andros:
I know it is foolishly sentimental to want to sit next to the man that you are eloping with.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Ulysses Everett McGill:
Well, you lying... unconstant... succubus!

Vernon T. Waldrip:
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't swear at my fiancé!

Ulysses Everett McGill:
Oh, yeah? Well, you can't marry my wife!




Movie: Absolute Power(1997)


Luther Whitney:
I've got to go have my pacemaker checked, it has been so exciting talking to you.



Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


Kangaroo Jack:
[singing from "Rapper's Delight"] /... see I am Jackie Legs and I like to say, "Hello" / To the black to the white...

Charlie:
Jackie? Mr. Legs, if you would find your way clear to give me back my money?

Kangaroo Jack:
Money? Oh, you mean that money



[a pack of kangaroo are messing around with the money]

Charlie:
Stop that. Stop that! Hey! Stop that, please! If Sal finds out...

Sal Maggio:
[as a kangaroo] If I find out what, Charlie? That you lost my money?

Charlie:
Sal?

Sal Maggio:
I've asked you to do something. This is not that!



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Max:
Who's your best friend?

Amy:
You are my best friend.

Max:
And what did I say to you the very first day at the Academy?

Amy:
"That's my bunk, bitch."

Max:
After that.



Movie: The Wacky Wabbit(1942)


[Last lines]

Elmer Fudd:
Wabbit, I came here for gold, and I'm going to get it!


Bugs Bunny:
No! No! No! Not that! Not that! Anything but...


[Elmer and Bugs fight until Elmer has a gold tooth in his hands]

Elmer Fudd:
Euweka! Gold at wast! He-he-he-he!


[Smiles, showing a gap where his gold tooth was]

Bugs Bunny:
Euweka! Gold at wast! He-he-he-he!


[Points at his intact gold tooth]




Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Admiral Bates:
Mr. Stranix... this is Admiral Bates speaking. Would you please tell us why the hell you're doing this?

William Strannix:
Hi, Admiral. Six months ago, your boy Tom Breaker cancelled operation 'Cleopatra', and shortly thereafter two young men from Langley showed up in Miami tried to cancel me along with it.



Movie: Fa yeung nin wa(2000)


Caption:
He remembers those vanished years. As though looking throusth a dusty window pane, the past is something he could see, but not touch. And everything he sees is blurred and indistinct.



Movie: Dama de Porto Pim(2001)


Lucía:
[puts her hand on the gun] Promise you won't hurt him.


Pierre:
I am only interested in you... Don't know how long it will take us to fix the engine. Could be all night. Pack your bags. When the plane is ready I'll come and fetch you.



Movie: The Mack(1973)


Pimp:
"Hey, I don't hafta take this! I'm a rich nigga! I thought you paid these pooh- butts off! You beat walkin' motherfuckers!"



Movie: Jack Frost(1996)


Charlie:
You the man!!!


Jack:
NO, I'm the SNOWMAN!!!!



Today's Movie News

Receta de Lou de la escopeta

Tue, 29 May 2007 01:04:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta de buen gusto para la escopeta Lou, con el
brandy, la leche, el azúcar marrón y la cerveza inglesa del
jengibre. 1 tapa de la leche del azúcar marrón 2 el 1/2 onza del tsp
del brandy 1 del 1/2 onza con el brandy de la mezcla de la cerveza
inglesa del jengibre, la leche y el azúcar marrón en el hielo. Tapa
con cerveza inglesa del jengibre, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal
Viejo-Formado.

Ban smoking from kid's movies: doctors (ABC via Yahoo!7 News)

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:37:00 GMT
The Australian Medical Association (AMA) has written to the federal Attorney-General asking him to classify movies differently if they depict smoking positively.

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Great Movie Quotations

Check out these Movie Quotations:

Movie: AC/DC: Let There Be Rock(1980)


Interviewer:
Do you think there will be a Third World War?

Angus Young:
I'm the Third World War.



Movie: The Acid House(1998)


Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
COCO FUCKIN' BRYCE!




Movie: Dark Blue(2002)


Beth Williamson:
I hope you burn in hell Eldon Perry. You evil motherfucker.



Movie: The Dark Avengers(2005)


Hyde:
Here's what I want you to do. When you finish, go into the next room. In these rooms, there are men, with masks on. I want you to start on them. Then I'll come for you, and you'll cum for me.



Movie: Mad Max(1979)


Max:
I'm scared, Fif. It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it. Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys.



Movie: The Adventures of Huck Finn(1993)


Huck Finn:
And she got to talking about this, and about that, and blah-di, blah-di, blah until I wanted to wring her scrawny little neck! But by and by, she got to talkin' about the murder.



Movie: Backlash(1956)


[pointing to Jim Slater's holster]

Johnny Cool:
I notice you use a tie-down. Does that mean you're fast? Everybody west of the Pecos thinks that they're fast.



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Scarface:
Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is...

Brian:
...Fucking impossible, man!



Movie: Darby O'Gill and the Little People(1959)


[Katie is lost on Knocknasheega; a ghostly wail is heard]

Darby O'Gill:
The banshee!

Michael McBride:
Maybe it's just the wind.

Darby O'Gill:
It's the wail of the banshee, the same as I heard the night Katie's mother was taken! She'll be destroyed entirely!



Movie: Keeping Up with the Steins(2006)


Joanne Fiedler:
Adam, get in the friggin' chair.



Movie: Baby Geniuses(1999)


Sly:
You call those jumping jacks? More like jumping jerks.



Latest Movie News

CINEMA : Movie about Indian movies (The New Straits Times)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:05:25 GMT
Directed by Viji Starring Prakash Raj, Pritviraj, Gopika, Sarath Babu, Lakshmi Rai, Pratap Pothan, M.S Bhaskar, Sathyan, Charlie, Sampathraj. THOSE who caught the movie Mohli, starring Prakash Raj and Pritviraj, will be making a beeline for a cineplex screening this movie.

CINEMA: Movie about Indian movies (The New Straits Times)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:07:33 GMT
VELLITHIRAI (Tamil) Directed by Viji Starring Prakash Raj, Pritviraj, Gopika, Sarath Babu, Lakshmi Rai, Pratap Pothan, M.S Bhaskar, Sathyan, Charlie, Sampathraj.

Receta del amante de la cereza

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:59:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta divina para el amante de la cereza, con el
brandy de la cereza, el licor de la cereza, el licor del maraschino,
soda de la vodka de Absolut, del hielo y del club. brandy de la cereza
de 1 onza tapa del hielo del licor del maraschino de la vodka el 1/2
onza del licor el 1/2 onza Absolut de la cereza de 1 onza con la
cosechadora de la soda del club los primeros 5 ingredientes en una
coctelera de coctel. Sacudida bien por 20 segundos. Filtre en un
cristal del coctel. Remate con el club ...

Receta de Chilton

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:29:00 +0000
Una receta el tentar para Chilton, con la vodka, los limones, el agua
de soda, la sal y el hielo. 1 terraplén de la vodka del 1/2 onza con
el jugo del hielo del agua de soda de 1 terraplén de la sal de los
limones una sal bordeó el cristal del coctel con hielo. Vierta
adentro la vodka y agregue el jugo del limón. Llene de soda. Inserte
la paja y revuelva levemente. Adorne con una cuña del limón. Sirva
en un cristal del coctel.

Shooting Movies for Your iPhone (New York Times)

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:36:14 GMT
My digital camera can shoot short videos. Is there a way to move these clips to my iPhone so I can watch them there?

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Latest Quotes

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Latest Movie News

'English Patient' director dead at 54 (CNN.com)

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:23:50 GMT
LONDON, England (AP) -- Oscar-winning director Anthony Minghella, who turned such literary works as "The English Patient," "The Talented Mr. Ripley" and "Cold Mountain" into acclaimed movies, has died. He was 54.

Receta del templo de Shirley

Mon, 28 May 2007 13:42:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta exquisita para el templo de Shirley,
con cerveza inglesa del jengibre y jarabe del grenadine. 20 estructura
del jarabe del grenadine del cl de la cerveza inglesa 3 del jengibre
del cl en un cristal del highball. Agregue la cerveza inglesa del
jengibre sobre el hielo y asperje el jarabe del grenadine sobre él.
Adorne con una rebanada del limón y una cereza. Sirva en un cristal
de Highball.

Telenovela actress crossing into U.S. movies (Houston Chronicle)

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:57:01 GMT
Actress Kate del Castillo knows about the experiences of her immigrant character in Under the Same Moon. She hears stories form real-life immigrants all the time.

Tirado en la receta del pote

Mon, 28 May 2007 21:03:00 +0000
Aquí está una gran receta para el tiro en el pote, con cerveza
inglesa del jengibre y la salsa de Tabasco. la cerveza inglesa del
jengibre de la salsa el 1/2 onza del 1/2 onza Tabasco agrega al
cristal del tiro y tira. Servicio en un cristal del tiro.

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Today's Lines from Movies

Check out these Lines from Movies:

Movie: The Ladies Man(1961)


Leon Phelps:
Well, Lance, you're clearly gay. There's nothing really else to say about that. I think you all know that. And that's cool, but, you know, you were trying to oil me up and that's not really cool.



Movie: Bad Apple (TV)(2004)


Mike:
If I find out you're lying I'm gonna cut you loose.

Freshy:
I'm not lying. And you wouldn't cut me loose, Mike.

Mike:
Oh yeah? What makes you so sure.

Freshy:
Because you have a hard on for my sister.



Movie: Sabretooth (V)(2002)


Trent Parks:
We got to get out of here.

Casey Ballenger:
Where's Lola? Trent, where is she? You left her behind?

Trent Parks:
It had her. There was nothing I could do. It's one of those dinosaurs.

Casey Ballenger:
What?

Trent Parks:
Those tigers with the teeth.

Casey Ballenger:
A sabretooth?

Bob Thatcher:
What?


Leon Tingel:
You're talking crazy, man. They're extinct.



Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Ace:
Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.



Movie: Vampires Anonymous(2003)


[at a Vampire's Anonymous meeting]


Vic:
Hello, my name is Vic...

The Crowd:
Hi, Vic!

Vic:
...and I'm a vampire.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


[Marty is checking to see if all the parts of the time machine are working before he takes off]

Marty McFly:
Time circuits on. Engine running. Flux Capacitor... fluxxing. All right!


[the engine stops suddenly]



Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)


Coach Bombay:
Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?


Lester Averman:
You know, I knew we forgot something.



Today's Movie News

Ban smoking from kid's movies: doctors (ABC via Yahoo!7 News)

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:37:00 GMT
The Australian Medical Association (AMA) has written to the federal Attorney-General asking him to classify movies differently if they depict smoking positively.

Love Songs (2007) (New York Times)

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:01:56 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers. Though The Love Songs (AKA Les Chansons d'Amour) is not a film operetta per se , director Christoph Honoré and composer/lyricist/vocalist Alex Beaupain use that film to pay homage to the French movie musical as conceived by Jacques Demy in his classic Les Parapluies de Cherbourg (1967). The Honoré film concerns a series of hopelessly romantic ...

'English Patient' director dead at 54 (CNN.com)

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:23:50 GMT
LONDON, England (AP) -- Oscar-winning director Anthony Minghella, who turned such literary works as "The English Patient," "The Talented Mr. Ripley" and "Cold Mountain" into acclaimed movies, has died. He was 54.

DVD movies can be copied, but not easily (Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune)

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 21:33:06 GMT
Q I was reading your column about converting taped music to MP3 format on a computer. I want to copy a couple of DVD movies for my own personal use (I realize it's not legal to copy movies and sell them). What do I need to buy to copy movies for myself?

Fade (2005) (New York Times)

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:03:16 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers.

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Great Lines from Movies

Lines from Movies:

Movie: O(2001)


Odin:
My life is over, that's it. But while all ya'll out here livin' yours, sitting around talking about the nigger who lost it back in high school, you make sure you tell them the truth. You tell them I loved that girl, I did but, I got played. He twisted my head up. He fucked it up. I ain't no different than none of ya'll. My mom's ain't no crack head, I wasn't no gang banger, it wasn't some hood rat drug dealer that trip me up. It was this white prep school motha fucka standing right there. You tell them where I'm from ta make me do this.



Movie: Orientation: A Scientology Information Film(1996)


Norman Starkey:
He donated his entire estate to the religion of Scientology, so it would always be here for the benefit of *all* mankind. *That's* how much he cared.



Movie: Oh, No! Zombies!!! (V)(2003)


Justin:
Well now we got to fight. I have to avenge Matt.

Sam:
Yeah, and I have to avenge that one girl person. Uh, Brenda. That's her name.



Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Patti:
Think of your inner voice.

Frances:
Inner voice...”What the fuck am I doing on a gay tour of Tuscany?"



Movie: The Order(2001)


Will:
You measure life with a ruler... and a bathroom scale.



Today's Movie News

Receta del templo de Shirley

Mon, 28 May 2007 13:42:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta exquisita para el templo de Shirley,
con cerveza inglesa del jengibre y jarabe del grenadine. 20 estructura
del jarabe del grenadine del cl de la cerveza inglesa 3 del jengibre
del cl en un cristal del highball. Agregue la cerveza inglesa del
jengibre sobre el hielo y asperje el jarabe del grenadine sobre él.
Adorne con una rebanada del limón y una cereza. Sirva en un cristal
de Highball.

Receta de la mordedura del tiburón

Mon, 28 May 2007 09:02:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta de buen gusto para la mordedura del
tiburón, con ron condimentado Original de capitán Morgan, el ron
ligero, el jarabe azul del licor de Curacao, dulce y amargo de la
mezcla y del grenadine. 1 1/2 jarabe azul dulce y amargo de la onza de
la mezcla el 1/2 onza Curacao del licor 3 de las gotas del grenadine
ron condimentado Original de capitán Morgan de 3/4 onza terraplén
ligero del ron de 3/4 onza una coctelera con hielo. Agregue el spiced
...

Receta del cargador

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:59:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para el cargador, con ron oscuro, brandy de la
cereza, jugo del limón y azúcar superfine. 1 azúcar superfine del
ron el 1/2 onza del 1/2 onza de la cereza del brandy el 1/2 onza del
limón del tsp oscuro del jugo el 1/2 en una coctelera media llena con
los cubos del hielo, combina todos los ingredientes. Pozo de la
sacudida. Filtre en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en un cristal del
coctel.

Tirado en la receta del pote

Mon, 28 May 2007 21:03:00 +0000
Aquí está una gran receta para el tiro en el pote, con cerveza
inglesa del jengibre y la salsa de Tabasco. la cerveza inglesa del
jengibre de la salsa el 1/2 onza del 1/2 onza Tabasco agrega al
cristal del tiro y tira. Servicio en un cristal del tiro.

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Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: The Accused(1949)


Cliff 'Scorpion' Albrect:
[to Kurt] Gotta see his panties!



Movie: Unendliche Geschichte, Die(1984)


The Childlike Empress:
Bastian. Why don't you do what you dream, Bastian?

Bastian:
But I can't, I have to keep my feet on the ground!

The Childlike Empress:
Call my name. Bastian, please! Save us!

Bastian:
All right! I'll do it! I'll save you! I will do what I dream!


[Climbs to the window and yells out in the storm]


Bastian:
MOONCHILD!



Movie: F.E.A.R.: First Encounter Assault Recon (VG)(2005)


Paxton Fettel:
You were born here, in this place. I was there.



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
That's a nice bit of junk, as the monkey said to the Chinese sailor.



Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Ben Chapelski:
Whoa! DVDA shot! So, you up for some sushi?



Movie: Unendliche Geschichte, Die(1984)


Mr. Koreander:
Your books are safe. While you're reading them, you get to become Tarzan or Robinson Crusoe.

Bastian:
But that's what I like about 'em.

Mr. Koreander:
Ahh, but afterwards you get to be a little boy again.

Bastian:
Wh-what do you mean?

Mr. Koreander:
Listen. Have you ever been Captain Nemo, trapped inside your submarine while the giant squid is attacking you?

Bastian:
Yes.

Mr. Koreander:
Weren't you afraid you couldn't escape?


Bastian:
But it's only a story.

Mr. Koreander:
That's what I'm talking about. The ones you read are safe.

Bastian:
And that one isn't?



Latest Movie News

Receta de Lou de la escopeta

Tue, 29 May 2007 01:04:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta de buen gusto para la escopeta Lou, con el
brandy, la leche, el azúcar marrón y la cerveza inglesa del
jengibre. 1 tapa de la leche del azúcar marrón 2 el 1/2 onza del tsp
del brandy 1 del 1/2 onza con el brandy de la mezcla de la cerveza
inglesa del jengibre, la leche y el azúcar marrón en el hielo. Tapa
con cerveza inglesa del jengibre, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal
Viejo-Formado.

Receta del coctel de Elysees de los champs

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:29:00 +0000
Una receta divina para el coctel de Elysees de los champs, con el
brandy, el amarillo chartreuse, los limones, el azúcar pulverizada y
el bitters. 1 bitters de la rociada jugo de azúcar pulverizado tsp
chartreuse amarillo del brandy el 1/2 onza el 1/2 de 1 onza de 1/4
limón sacudare todos los ingredientes con hielo, filtra en un cristal
del coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

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