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Movie Quotes:

Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?

Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.

Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?

Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.

Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.




Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Jake Taylor:
Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?

Rube Baker:
I don't just look at it. I read the articles.

Jake Taylor:
Sure you do.


Rube Baker:
I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.

Jake Taylor:
You even memorize them?

Rube Baker:
Yep. I guess I do.

Jake Taylor:
Bingo.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
[whispering] It's the man!



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.



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Great Movie Quotes

Movie Quotes:

Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


Elliot:
But, look, you can't tell. Not even mom.

Gertie:
Why not?

Elliot:
Because grownups can't see him. Only little kids can see him.

Gertie:
Give me a break!



Movie: ".hack//SIGN"(2002)


Morganna:
I need you as much as you need me. As long as we walk together, I will protect you.



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Mr. Shickadance:
[comes from behind Ace] Ventura.


Ace Ventura:
Yes Satan.


[turns around and sees Mr. Shickadance]

Ace Ventura:
Ohh, I thought you were someone else.



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Mercedes:
I'm not some old man! Or a wounded prisoner! Motherfucker... Don't you dare touch the girl. You won't be the first pig I've gutted!



Movie: Underclassman(2005)


Tracy Stokes:
I think I just swallowed Nemo.



Movie: A Face in the Crowd(1957)


Lonesome Rhodes:
Listen, I'm not through yet. You know what's gonna to happen to me?

Mel Miller:
Suppose I tell you exactly what's gonna happen to you. You're gonna be back in television. Only it won't be quite the same as it was before. There'll be a reasonable cooling-off period and then somebody will say: "Why don't we try him again in a inexpensive format. People's memories aren't too long." And you know, in a way, he'll be right. Some of the people will forget, and some of them won't. Oh, you'll have a show. Maybe not the best hour or, you know, top 10. Maybe not even in the top 35. But you'll have a show. It just won't be quite the same as it was before. Then a couple of new fellas will come along. And pretty soon, a lot of your fans will be flocking around them. And then one day, somebody'll ask: "Whatever happened to, a, whatshisname? You know, the one who was so big. The number-one fella a couple of years ago. He was famous. How can we forget a name like that? Oh by the way, have you seen, a, Barry Mills? I think he's the greatest thing since Will Rogers."



[Mel turns and starts to leave. Then, he turns back towards Lonesome]

Mel Miller:
Beanie!


[Beanie, who is manning the automatic appalause machine, instinctively pulls the switch, unleashing a massive abundance of cheers. The machanical jubilation continues as Mel joins Marcia in the waiting elevator, leaving Lonesome alone in the empty penthouse with his broken dreams]



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Iggy:
Would you swim in an integrated swimming pool?

Tracy Turnblad:
I sure would, Iggy. I'm a modern kind of girl, I'm all for integration.



Movie: Saaransh(1984)


B.V. Pradhan:
Parvati, the lines on your face symbolize the gist of my life!



Movie: Gallagher: Stuck in the Sixties (TV)(1983)


Gallagher:
I saw a can said Pepsi Free and I said "That means it don't have Pepsi in it. That's a Coke." Hog futures; I heard that. Hogs don't have no future. Bacon is not a career.



Movie: Makai tenshô(1981)


Yagyu Jubei Mitsuyoshi:
Who are you?

Amakusa Shiro Tokisada:
Amakusa Shiro Tokisada.


Yagyu Jubei Mitsuyoshi:
Why does a ghost from Shimabara haunt the lands of Kishu? Do you seek vengeance?

Amakusa Shiro Tokisada:
"Vengeance." ... Tell me, have you ever looked into hell?


[they are suddenly surrounded by a vision of the battlefield at Shimabara]

Amakusa Shiro Tokisada:
So many slaughtered as an object lesson ... the last days of those who sought to escape Tokugawa rule ... hell itself! Man was not born to be another's dog!


[the battlefield is engulfed in fire]

Amakusa Shiro Tokisada:
Judgment day is near, and the Tokugawa will sink in flames. Its world of dogs will be destroyed ... and chaos will return!



Movie: Out of the Past(1947)


Whit Sterling:
My feelings? About ten years ago, I hid them somewhere and haven't been able to find them.



Movie: One Hundred Men and a Girl(1937)


Tommy Bitters:
[Having just had Frost light a cigarette for him only to have it explode in his mouth] When are you going to stop playing these cheap childish tricks on me?

John R. Frost:
The day you stop playing them on me.

Tommy Bitters:
Well, at least mine are funny, and new!

John R. Frost:
Oh, yeah? Well, mine work.



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Esto es una receta deliciosa para el coctel del azote, con el vermú
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anis. 1 licor dulce seco triple de los anis del tsp del vermú 1/4 del
vermú el 1/2 onza del sec el 1/2 onza del tsp del brandy 1 del 1/2
onza revuelve todos los ingredientes con hielo, filtra en un cristal
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Movie: Daredevil(2003)


Bullseye:
Come on Orphan, lets play.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)



Sgt. Gomez:
[as the survivor's command emerges from the river] All present and accounted for, sir.

Maj. Amos Dundee:
Lieutenant Graham.

Lt. Graham:
Yes, sir?

Maj. Amos Dundee:
Column of twos.

Lt. Graham:
Column of twos!

Maj. Amos Dundee:
[to Ryan] Play us a tune, son.



Movie: One Man Newsradio (V)(2006)


Bill, Lisa:
[as Beth] Hey Joe! Wanna know when your finished fixing that thing?

Bill, Lisa:
[as Joe] All right, I'm working on it. And also I decided to take my shirt of in this scene.



Movie: The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother(1975)


Sigerson Holmes:
"Eduardo Gambetti"? The name strikes a bell. Ever heard of him, Sacker?

Orville:
[slaps head; low voice] "Oh, not Gambetti again!"


[high voice]


Orville:
"'Fraid so, sir."


[low]

Orville:
"Fat little fart, fancies himself as an opera singer."


[high]

Orville:
"That's him, sir."


[low]


Orville:
"Pour us some tea, will you, Sacker?"


[normal voice]

Orville:
Yes, sir.


[low]

Orville:
"How does he do it, Greerson?"


[high]


Orville:
"Pays the highest prices for spicy lettuce, sir. Everything on the market goes to Gambetti."


[low]

Orville:
"Oh, the swine."


[high]

Orville:
"Swine he may be, sir, but he certainly is the cleverest of all the blackmailers."


[smiles]


Jenny Hill:
I'm not sure... What just happened?

Sigerson Holmes:
Never mind. I'll explain it to you later.



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Gibson:
Well, the sixpenny bombsight works and the spotlamps work. We've flown two thousand hours, and dropped a good many more than two thousand practice bombs. The specially converted aircraft start arriving tomorrow. So, from now until the word "go" I want you to practice flying them at your all-up proper weights.


[indicates Young]


Gibson:
You can work that out, Dinghy. Don't forget that some of the armour's been taken out. And don't exceed 63,000 pounds or otherwise we shan't get off.


[looks around]

Gibson:
Any problems?

Squadron Leader H.M. Young, DFC:
You want the front gunner to stay in his turret the whole time?

Gibson:
Oh yes, he'll have to deal with the flak guns.

Squadron Leader H.M. Young, DFC:
The trouble with that is his feet.


[mimics with fingers]


Squadron Leader H.M. Young, DFC:
They dangle in front of the bomb-aimer's face. How about fixing up some stirrups to get his feet out of the way and make him more comfortable?

Gibson:
That's a good plan.

Squadron Leader H.E. Maudslay, DFC:
Have you any idea when we're going, sir?

Gibson:
Probably within a week. But, keep it under your hats! You won't have to put up with being called "the armchair squadron" much longer

Squadron Leader H.E. Maudslay, DFC:
Two months without an operation is getting us stalejake now.

Flight Lt. J.V. Hopgood, DFC:
There was damn near a riot yesterday when somebody in 57 Squadron started it again

Flight Lt. H.B. Martin, DSO, DFC, AFC:
Our fellows would feel better if they blew off steam

Gibson:
[grins] Alright, the next time somebody starts being funny, have a riot.



[assembled pilots laugh]

Gibson:
Alright, that's all.


[pilots get up to leave]



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
I'm embarrassed. I really thought I could feel it.



Movie: Orange County(2002)


Shaun:
Hey guys, what's up?

Chad:
Hey, what's up dude? Hey dude, check this out. Last night we're at this party, and little Arlo here,he decides to like confess his undying love to me. Did I tell ya he was a fruitcake or what?

Arlo:
Bro, that's not true. This is the real story dude. Chad crashed at my house right, and I woke up in the night, he wa fondling my...

Chad:
Dude, I lost my keys. I was looking for 'em.



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Herbie Stemple:
You wanna be worshipped? Go to India and moo.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Gloria the Hippo:
How long do I have to pose like this?



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Daily Quotes

Today's Quotes:

Movie: Unendliche Geschichte, Die(1984)


Engywook:
Next is the Magic Mirror Gate. Atreyu has to face his true self.


Falcor:
So what? That won't be too hard for him.

Engywook:
Oh, that's what everyone thinks! But kind people find out that they are cruel. Brave men discover that they are really cowards! Confronted by their true selves, most men run away screaming!



Movie: The Fabulous Baker Boys(1989)


Jack Baker:
Would you stop that please.

Nina:
[while loudly playing with her paddle ball] You want me to make some coffee? How 'bout some eggs? I can make you some eggs, if you want.


Jack Baker:
Knock it off with that fucking thing... driving me nuts! Jack you want eggs, Jack you want coffee. You're not my housekeeper, I'm not your fucking father. I can't babysit you every time your mama gets an itch!



Movie: Back by Midnight(2002)


Gloria Beaumont:
Well who the fuck fired you?



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
[during "Red, White, and Blaine production, 'Bulging River' Scene] I love you too pa. You taught me how to be a man. How to wrastle a steer to the ground and apply a fiery brand to his hind-quarters. And yes, how to love a woman. How the smell of her hair can drive a man wild!



Movie: Vampires Anonymous(2003)


Vic:
Oh, so that's what this is all about. It's because I'm a vampire, isn't it?


Maggie Miller:
Well...

Maggie Miller:
Are you afraid of what your friends are gonna think? Are you afraid they won't let you in the sorority? Afraid they'll whisper, ”Hey, there goes the vampire-fucker.”?



Movie: Once Upon a Time in the Midlands(2002)


Dek:
I'm nothing like Jimmy.


Marlene:
Jimmy left. You're leaving. What's the difference?

Dek:
I don't want to go.



Movie: Kansas Pacific(1953)


Smokestack:
It looks like we're already in the war everybody keeps talking about.

Capt. John Nelson:
No, this is worse than war. In a war, at least you know who you're fighting.



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Today's Movie Quotes

Movie Quotes:

Movie: The Accused(1949)


Sarah Tobias:
[Larry tries to kiss Sarah] Stop! Stop!

Larry:
When are you going to get over this? Because it's getting really boring!

Sarah Tobias:
Get out!


Larry:
Fine. I'll be back in a couple of hours.

Sarah Tobias:
No. This is my house, and I don't want you in it. Get out!



Movie: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew(1983)



Bob McKenzie:
I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Regal Bryant:
Why does the topic of conversation always go out the window when talking to Colette?



Movie: Made in America(1993)


Tea Cake Walters:
There's a white man at the door!



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