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Sunday, December 02, 2007

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Movie: An Unmarried Woman(1978)


[first lines]


[Martin and Erica are jogging along the river]

Martin:
Jesus Christ! Look at this - my sneaker's ruined!

Erica:
They're only thirty-five dollars.


[Erica takes Martin's shoe and cleans it off for him]

Martin:
Fucking city's turning into one big pile of DOG SHIT!


[shouting at passing traffic]

Martin:
Come on out and take a crap on me - everybody else is. Fuck.


[Martin lights a cigarette]

Erica:
...been jogging for 2 1/2 miles - you're giving yourself lung cancer.

Martin:
I'll tell you something Erica - the longer I'm married to you the more you sound like my mother.

Erica:
Clean your own sneaker.


[throws shoe at Martin]

Martin:
I think you wanted me to step in it.

Erica:
[laughing] You're going crazy Martin.

Martin:
I am?

Erica:
[laughing] Yes.


[Martin tosses his shoe over his shoulder into the river. Erica jogs away, and Martin jogs after]



Movie: Na lepom plavom Dunavu(2007)


Jorgos:
I'll do everything. You just relax...

Horst:
I am relaxed.



Movie: Kaikki pelissä(1994)


TV-Reporter Sirkka Vuono:
Actress Ritva Rajos, how does it feel to act in an erotic scene?

Actor Ritva Rajos:
Like shit!



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.



Latest Movie News

Holiday movie lineup pushing original films and prestige features (The Pantagraph)

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:45:51 GMT
LOS ANGELES -- This year's holiday movie season is short on established franchises, and long on what could either be new hits -- or abysmal flops.

AOL uses Amazon Unbox for pay-to-download TV, movies (San Jose Mercury News)

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:10:52 GMT
AOL on Friday scrapped its year-old pay-for-download service in favor of Web retailer Amazon.com's technology for selling movies and TV shows online.

Hannah Montana movie tickets available today (West Central Tribune)

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:23:09 GMT
WILLMAR — Advance ticket sales begin today in Willmar for the February showings of a 3-D movie of the “Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert.”

Movie times for Dec. 1 (The Star-Ledger)

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:58:07 GMT
NORTHFIELD Tilton 9 Theatre, 331 Tilton Road (609) 646-3147 American Gangster (R) 12:15, 1, 3, 4, 5:45, 7, 8:30, 9:45. August Rush (PG) 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:25, 9:35. Bee Movie (PG) 12:10, 1, 1:50, 2:45, 3:40, 4:30, 6:15, 8, 9:40. Enchanted (PG) 12:15, 1, 2:20, 3:15, 4:25, 5:20, 6:25, 7:35, 8:35, 9:40.

Broadway's 'Frankenstein' is no graveyard smash

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:20:00 GMT
St. Petersburg Times - Mel Brooks adapted another of his movies, The Producers , with spectacular results onstage, at the box office and at the Tony awards. Brooks doesn't have a tough act to follow; he has an impossible one. Young Frankenstein strains mightily to match The ...

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Movie: Mad Dog and Glory(1993)


[Frank is doing his routine for a group of cops]

Frank Milo:
My friend, Phil, he wants to join the police department. He goes to the station, and starts filling out the application. They ask him, "Mr. Scarangello, how tall are you?" And he looks at his right hand and says, "Uh, five foot ten." And they ask him, "how much do you weigh?" And he looks at his other hand, and says, "Two hundred and three pounds." So then they ask, "Okay, and what's your first name?" He goes...


[bobs his head from side to side, then]

Frank Milo:
"Philly." They ask him, "what are you doing with your head there?" He goes...


[bobbing]

Frank Milo:
"Happy Birthday to me, Happy birthday to me...?


[laughter]



Movie: ABBA: The Movie(1977)


[Benny looks up from a tabloid article he's reading]

Benny:
What does "kinky" mean?



Movie: The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the Logical i Ranch (V)(1994)


Ashley:
Olsen & Olsen mystery agency. We'll solve any crime by dinner time, or else^Å Or else we all have to listen to Mary-Kate play the violin!



Movie: East Is East(1999)


Mrs. Shah:
I will never allow my daughters to marry into this jungly family of half-breeds.

Ella Khan:
Well they may be half-bred, but at least they're not friggin' inbred like those two monstrosities.



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Osmosis:
I never thought you'd be on MY side!

Drix:
I never thought you'd be right.





The Oprah Party Wants You

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:28:00 GMT
New York Times - Ross , a history professor at the University of Southern California , who is writing a book about how movie stars shaped American politics, said that if he were running for president and could have one celebrity endorse him, it would be Ms. Winfrey ...

AOL uses Amazon Unbox for pay-to-download TV, movies (San Jose Mercury News)

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:09:34 GMT
AOL on Friday scrapped its year-old pay-for-download service in favor of Web retailer Amazon.com's technology for selling movies and TV shows online.