Lines from Movies Update

Here are the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Easter Parade(1948)


[the bartender hands Don his drink]

Don Hewes:
Can you drown a brunette in this?

Mike the Bartender:
How tall is she?

Don Hewes:
Five foot six.

Mike the Bartender:
[filling the glass a little more] Try this.



Movie: The Tailor of Panama(2001)


Andrew 'Andy' Osnard:
Are you pulling my pisser?

Harold 'Harry' Pendel:
Not unless the President's pulling mine!



Movie: The Object of My Affection(1998)


George Hanson:
I'm simple, that's why I teach first grade.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Felix Ungar:
So long, Frances.

Oscar Madison:
So long, Blanche.



Movie: Dangerous Brothers Present: World of Danger (V)(1986)


Richard Dangerous:
Well, we've all got something in common, haven't we? That's right, It's Saturday Night! But it's not only Saturday night, it's also Wednesday night!


[pause]


Richard Dangerous:
I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that. Can I start over?

Offscreen:
No, I'm sorry, but we just haven't got the time.

Richard Dangerous:
Well, then I hope you DIE!



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Drix:
Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine... Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes. Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery. Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets.

Osmosis:
Wow! I'm feeling better already.



Movie: Across the Wide Missouri(1951)


Narrator:
My father told me that for the first time, he saw these Indians as he had never seen them before - as people with homes and traditions and ways of their own. Suddenly they were no longer savages. They were people who laughed and loved and dreamed.



Movie: Half-Life 2: Episode One (VG)(2006)


[G-Man's only line in the game]

G-Man:
[threateningly] We'll see about that.




Movie: Once Bitten(1985)


Robin Pierce:
I want to but I want it to be special.



Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Craig Willmore:
Shanks wants me to hand my current cases off to you.

Mark Cook:
Great. Thanks Golden Boy.



Movie: The Gamers (V)(2002)


The Gamemaster:
Now begins the killing, followed by light salad...



Movie: On Deadly Ground(1994)


Forrest Taft:
I wouldn't dirty my bullets.



Today's Movie News

Aussie movies take 4pc slice of box office earnings (ABC via Yahoo!7 News)

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:09:00 GMT
The Australian Film Commission has released figures that show locally-made movies earned 4 per cent of the nation's total box office revenue last year.

Malibu Paradise recipe

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 06:10:00 +0000
A exquisite recipe for Malibu Paradise, with Malibu coconut rum, Absolut vodka, cranberry juice and pineapple juice.

1 oz Malibu coconut rum
1 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz Absolut vodka
1/2 oz pineapple juice

Pour the Malibu coconut rum, Absolut vodka, cranberry and pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, pour into a chilled cocktail ...]

Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:39:23 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Capote movies from the library? True, man (The Charlotte Observer)

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:17:43 GMT
Fans may be surprised to realize the depth of Truman Capote's relationship with Hollywood. The Public Library of Charlotte & Mecklenburg County will explore that connection in "Truman Capote Goes to the Movies," a series at ImaginOn. All films are free and start at 7 p.m. (with one exception) in Wachovia Theater at 300 E. Seventh St. Details? See www.plcmc.org . The series starts Monday with ...

Crown and Choke recipe

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:09:00 +0000
Check out this great recipe for Crown and Choke, with Crown Royal Canadian whisky and Bong Water energy drink.

1 oz Bong Water energy drink
1 oz Crown Royal Canadian whisky

Pour the Crown Royal whisky into a shot glass.
Pour the Bong Water into a seperate shot glass.
Shoot the Crown, and chase with the Bong Water.
Serve in ...]

AddThis OnlyWire Bookmark With Socializer

Latest greatest Movie Quotations

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: xXx(2002)


[to Augustus Gibbons]


Xander Cage:
Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you.



Movie: Damnation Alley(1977)


Launch Officer #1:
[looking at a large satellite image screen] Looks like a satellite re-entry to me.

Launch Officer #2:
[after checking data on computer] Negative on satellite...


Loudspeaker Voice:
[Soviet ICBM missile launch indications appear on a large computer screen, alarm sounds] Blue Square One, Blue Square One, Blue Square One. Alpha, Tango, Foxtrot, Sierra, Delta. Two. Omega, Zebra, Six, One. Authentication Sierra Alpha.

Launch Officer #3:
Jesus...



Movie: Up in Smoke(1978)


Pedro:
[laughing while stoned] Way anchor! How much does it weigh? I don't know, I forgot! pffhhh! Ha ha I saw that in a movie once...!




Movie: The Quick and the Dead(1995)


Kid:
Want some breakfast? Or, uh, how 'bout a little of what we had last night?



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Lynda:
So Annie, are we still on for tonight?

Annie Brackett:
I wouldn't want to get you in deep trouble, Lynda!

Lynda:
Oh come on Annie! Bob and I have been planning it for weeks.

Annie Brackett:
All right, the Wallace's leave at seven.

Laurie:
I'm babysitting the Doyle's, it's two houses down. We can keep each other company!

Annie Brackett:
Oh terrific, I've got three choices: Watch the kid sleep, listen to Lynda screw around or talk to you!



Movie: Back to the Secret Garden(2001)


Lizzie Buscana:
Why don't you get off your high-horse and stop being such a know-all poet?



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence!



Movie: Dance 'Til Dawn (TV)(1988)


Margaret:
What about Top Gun?

Angela:
Oh yeah, my parents wouldn't let me see that one. What's it about?

Margaret:
Tom Cruise!



Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)


Bela Karolyi:
Do you think it's possible for a little girl to fly?




Today's Movie News

Ramzy Baroud: US Elections: Just Like the Movies

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:33:00 GMT
Scoop - The United States political process bears an uncanny resemblance to mainstream filmmaking. Elections and speeches are scripted to the letter, politicians put on a tirelessly rehearsed act, catering ...

2008: More (Familiar) Movies Than Ever (Arts Journal)

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:00:23 GMT
"In 2007, a record 450 movies had theatrical runs here -- a staggering figure that may be more than double what played here in any given year of the 1980s. In 2008, that number is expected to rise again."

AddThis OnlyWire Bookmark With Socializer

Latest Movie Quotations

Movie Quotations:

Movie: The Accused(1949)


Sarah Tobias:
[Larry tries to kiss Sarah] Stop! Stop!

Larry:
When are you going to get over this? Because it's getting really boring!

Sarah Tobias:
Get out!


Larry:
Fine. I'll be back in a couple of hours.

Sarah Tobias:
No. This is my house, and I don't want you in it. Get out!



Movie: Up Close & Personal(1996)


Tally:
Why don't you come with me?

Warren:
I've already been where you're going.



Movie: The Tall Guy(1989)


Ron Anderson:
You're both sacked. I give you a week's notice.

Dexter:
You can't do that! I demand to talk to the producer.

Ron Anderson:
I am the producer.

Dexter:
In that case, you can do that but I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of sacking me because I resign!

Ron Anderson:
Fine, then you get no severance pay and I sue your arse for breach of contract.

Dexter:
In that case I don't resign, you total and utter bastard!

Ron Anderson:
[slams the door in Dexter's face]


Dexter:
I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!



Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)


[first lines]


Margaret:
Well, what is it you're wanting to show me? Come on, Kevin, what's the secret?



Movie: Oh! What a Lovely War(1969)


Soldier Singer:
It was Christmas Day in the cookhouse, the happiest time of the year, Men's hearts were full of gladness and their bellies full of beer, When up popped Private Shorthouse, his face as bold as brass, He said We don't want your puddings, you can stick them up your tidings of co-omfort and joy, comfort and joy, o-oh ti-idings of co-omfort and joy. It was Christmas Day in the harem, the eunuchs were standing 'round, And hundreds of beautiful women were stretched out on the ground, Along came the wicked Sultan, surveying his marble halls, He said Whaddya want for Christmas boys, and the eunuchs answered tidings of co-omfort and joy, comfort and joy, o-oh ti-idings of comfort and joy.



Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)


Dr. Donald Middleton:
Look at this. A few months ago, that would've meant everything in the world to me.

Sarah Boynton:
It's the fellowship! Congratulations!

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Yeah, congratulations, it's swell.

Sarah Boynton:
For once I'm going to talk to you not as your assisstant, but as your friend. It's not worthy of you to act this way.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Please, Boynton, don't interfere.

Sarah Boynton:
Don't interfere? Do you expect me to stand idly by and watch you ruin your life? I understand what's going on between your wife and Mr. Brent.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Keep quiet! What right have you...

Sarah Boynton:
What right have I? Because I love you.




Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Police Chief:
I doubt she'll risk jail to win some beauty pageant.


Velma Von Tussle:
I risked communicable diseases. She'll risk jail.



Movie: The Omega Man(1971)


Neville:
And Speedy Bob Neville - his great legs churning goes speeding across the finish line with a three minute and fifty second mile. Go ahead, let's see some son-of-a-bitch beat that.




Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


Sam Gerard:
[coming in and seeing Sheridan holding Royce at gunpoint] Freeze it. It is a long day for everybody. So, let's end it on a positive note.

Mark J. Sheridan:
For me or for you?

Sam Gerard:
If everybody walks away breathing, everybody wins.

Mark J. Sheridan:
How long you're gonna let me live if I let you take me in, huh? Did you forget about the plane?


Sam Gerard:
Look around you, you're caught.


[Sheridan looks around to see the rest of Gerard's team closing in on him]

Sam Gerard:
C'mon Robberts. Let's go home.

Mark J. Sheridan:
No. You go home.


[shoots Gerard in his left side]



Movie: Onimusha (VG)(2001)


Samanosuke Akechi:
[to demon scientist] Face me, demon!



Movie: Oliver & Company(1988)


Tito:
[pulling out an old wallet] Check it out.

Francis:
Oh, shredded leather.


Tito:
Shredded wha... What you talkin' about, man? That's a primo wallet, man.

Francis:
Rubbish, you mean.

Tito:
All right, that does it, Frankie, man! You insulted my pride! That means death!



Today's Movie News

Dirty Panties recipe

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:37:00 +0000
This is a enticing recipe for Dirty Panties, with tequila and Parmesan cheese.

1 oz tequila
Parmesan cheese

Pour tequila into a shot glass.
Sprinkle parmesan cheese on top, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

The gadgets of 2008

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:59:00 GMT
Stuff - Tuesday, Comcast said a super-fast broadband service capable of downloading high-definition movies would be ready this year. Themes in 2008 included simplifying the way consumers shift their audio and ...

Tennis: New champ's winning action

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:27:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - That was the secret, he said of his diet of action movies. "On Friday] I watched Alien vs Predator . There was a lot of action and there was a lot of action today in the final.

AddThis OnlyWire Bookmark With Socializer

Daily Lines from Movies

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Adolphe(2002)


Ellénore:
[talking to Adolphe about her adolescence] My only friends was my novel's heroines. They always found the strenght to give up. For to give up, it was necessary that I start by falling in love. It's what I did, I was sixteen. Except that I didn't have the strenght to give up.




Movie: Vampire Vixens from Venus(1995)


Arylai:
This planet stinks!



Movie: Open Season(2006)


Boog:
[Helium voice] Hello, idiot.

Elliot:
[Helium voice] That's Elliot.



Movie: The Unnamable(1988)


Howard:
Randolph! They're all dead!

Randolph:
[closing the Necronomicon] That's to be expected.



Movie: Ooru naito rongu 3: Saishuu-shô (V)(1996)


Kawasaki:
Men are born half-dead, and it takes a lifetime for them to become completely dead. Humans, they're living garbage!



Movie: Zelig(1983)


[Zelig thinks he's a psychiatrist.]

Leonard Zelig:
I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it should be limited to women.



Movie: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers(1988)


Darlene Carruthers:
We'll be at the Fallbrooks. The number's next to the phone.

Rachel Carruthers:
I know, and next to that is police, hospital, fire, and probably the National Guard.



Movie: P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang. (TV)(1982)


[Ann and Geoffrey are saying their farewells as they are about to go home in different directions]

Geoffrey:
[romantically] Mañana.


Ann:
[romantically] Mañana.

Geoffrey, Ann:
[together] Mañana's not soon enough for me.


[Alan looks nauseated at this display of affection]



Movie: Zakka West(2003)


Oliver Mauro:
Why do we have to be a generation? Why do we need to be labelled? We don't have anything in our generation. 50 years ago there was Ghandi and Churchill. Now all we have is David Beckham and Britney Spears.




Movie: Quest for Camelot(1998)


Garrett:
Look at the sky/ Tell me what do you see/ Just close your eyes and describe it to me/ The heavens are sparkling with starlight tonight/ That's what I see through your eyes/



Movie: The Quiet Man(1952)


Pat Cohan:
Ah, what a day for Inisfree! On a day like this, I can say only one thing - Gentlemen, the drinks are on the house!



[pub patrons suddenly stop their conversations and stare at him in stunned silence]

Pat Cohan:
Well, they are!



Movie: The Untouchables(1987)


[Ness has just shot a gangster after the Canadian border raid]

Ness:
I had to kill him.

Malone:
Oh, yeah. He's as dead as Julius Caesar... Would you rather it was you?

Ness:
No, I would not.


Malone:
Well, then, you've done your job. Go home and sleep well tonight.



Today's Movie News

Telecom New Zealand releases GSM data roaming prices: where is the ...

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:38:00 GMT
Geekzone - My interests are mobile devices, good books, movies and food of course! Geekzone publishes news, reviews and articles on technology topics. We also have some busy forums

Hitler books most overdue at library

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:53:00 GMT
Stuff - In the future, DVDs and CDs were likely to be less important as it became more common to download music and movies from the Internet, she said. For now, DVDs are the biggest earners for the libraries ...

Ultra-slim Apple 'laptop' device expected at MacWorld

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:01:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Many also think Jobs will announce that customers will be able to rent downloaded movies from Fox, Warner Bros and others though its iTunes online store, a move that could shake up the US$9 billion US ...

AddThis OnlyWire Bookmark With Socializer

More Lines from Movies

Lines from Movies:

Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Amber Van Tussle:
Do you relate to the music of Leslie Gore?

Nadine:
Look, she ain't no James Brown... but I can dance to Lawrence Welk if I have to.



Movie: Unendliche Geschichte, Die(1984)


Atreyu:
If the Nothing comes, you will die too, both of you!

Morla, the Ancient One:
Die? That, at least, would be *something*.



Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)


Marge Sherwood:
Dick? Dickie? I know you can hear me. What am I doing, chasing you around...? I was going to say I would count to three and if you didn't open the door, but I won't count any more. On you. I won't count on you any more. Whatever it is, whatever you've done or haven't done, you've broken my heart. That's one thing I know you're guilty of, and I don't know why, I don't know why, I just don't know why...



Movie: The X Files(1998)


Scully:
Had ya big time...



Movie: Out Cold(2001)


Stumpy:
Hey, Pig Pen, you ever been in one of those lesbian chat rooms?

Pig Pen:
No... are they good?

Stumpy:
[looking away] Well, I don't know.



Movie: Jabberwocky(1977)


Dennis:
I keep your potato.




Movie: Queer as Folk 2 (TV)(2000)


Nathan Maloney:
But you're coming back, though...?

Stuart Allen Jones:
What, come back to this? The ghetto: alleyways stinking of piss, beggars in every doorway, straights and students coming to look at the freak show, and all the idiots saving all week, saving their stupid money from their stupid idiot jobs so they can come and shoot their load with some stranger. And just you look after it, this stupid little street. It's the middle of the world. Cos on a street like this, every single night, anyone can meet anyone. And every single night, someone meets someone.

Vince Tyler:
It's all yours now; all of them -- all the poofs and all the dykes, and all the people in between. And this lot, they'll shag ya. They'll rob ya. Some of them might even love ya. And they'll all forget you in the end. Just stick with your friends -- you'll be fine.


Stuart Allen Jones:
You fuck it up, and I'll come back



Latest Movie News

Ultra-slim Apple 'laptop' device expected at MacWorld

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:01:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Many also think Jobs will announce that customers will be able to rent downloaded movies from Fox, Warner Bros and others though its iTunes online store, a move that could shake up the US$9 billion US ...

New Dates For Popkomm 2008, Closer to Christmas

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:40:00 GMT
Scoop - Consequently Popkomm is a major attraction not only for its core business of music but also because it brings the representatives of other sectors such as concerts, the movies, mobile entertainment ...

AddThis OnlyWire Bookmark With Socializer

Daily Lines from Movies

Here are the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Tanner on Tanner (TV)(2004)


Jack Tanner:
He's a newly minted Log Cabin Republican.

Alex Tanner:
He's gay?

Jack Tanner:
Yes.


Alex Tanner:
And he's a Republican?

Jack Tanner:
Yes.

Alex Tanner:
Maybe now I won't have to interview him.



Movie: The Quiet Man(1952)


Michaleen Flynn:
[looking thirsty] I don't suppose that's a drop of anything wet in the house?


"Red Will" Danaher:
Help yourself to the buttermilk.

Michaleen Flynn:
Buttermilk!


[shudders and in sotto voice]

Michaleen Flynn:
. The *Borgias* would do better.



Movie: Underworld(1996)


Viktor:
Lucian is dead.

Singe:
According to whom?



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


Davey:
I'm dyin' boys. Jesus, I'm so thirsty.

Will Munny:
Give him a drink of water, goddamn it. Will you give him a drink of water, for Christ's sake? We ain't gonna shoot.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Skipper the Penguin:
You, quadruped. Sprechen Sie Englisch?


Marty the Zebra:
I sprechen.

Skipper the Penguin:
What continent is this?

Marty the Zebra:
Manhattan.

Skipper the Penguin:
Hoover Dam! We're still in New York! Abort! Dive! Dive! Dive!



Movie: X2(2003)


Madeline Drake:
You have to understand, we thought we were sending Bobby to a school for the gifted.

Rogue:
Bobby is gifted. You should see what he can do.


[Bobby proceeds to freeze the tea his mother is drinking]



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Walter:
I wish the astronaut had his brother back.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)



Taj:
I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant.

Van Wilder:
Okay, we're just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk.

Taj:
Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


Julie:
If I wasn't me, I'd buy my album.

David:
You know, if you can reach one person.




Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Richard:
Gwen, what are you doing here?

Van Wilder:
You two know each other?

Richard:
That's my girlfriend, gluteus erecti.



Latest Movie News

Death Sentence recipe

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:19:00 +0000
Here is a delectable recipe for Death Sentence, with Jim Beam bourbon whiskey, Jagermeister herbal liqueur and Bundaberg dark rum.

1/3 oz Bundaberg dark rum
1/3 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/3 oz Jim Beam bourbon whiskey

Pour all ingredients into a shot glass, stir well, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Captain Plah recipe

Tue, 01 May 2007 05:39:00 +0000
Check out this enticing recipe for Captain Plah, with Captain Morgan Original spiced rum and 7-Up Plus soda.

3 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
6 oz 7-Up Plus soda

Stir ingredients together in a highball glass, ice if preferred, and serve.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

Liquid Watermelon recipe

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:12:00 +0000
A enticing recipe for Liquid Watermelon, with vodka, watermelon schnapps, Midori melon liqueur, sweet and sour mix and grenadine syrup.

1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 oz vodka
1 oz watermelon schnapps
1/2 oz grenadine syrup

Pour grenadine into a margarita or cocktail glass.
Place some ice cubes in a cocktail shaker, and add the ...]

AddThis OnlyWire Bookmark With Socializer