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Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Dick Goodwin:
You know, money isn't everything.

Sandra Goodwin:
I'm not the one who came home with a Chrysler catalogue.



Movie: The X Files: Resist or Serve (VG)(2004)


Fox Mulder:
[to himself in the adult video section] Damn! Ass Lovers 36 is out.

Dana Scully:
[Also to herself] Well it's not as big as Mulders selection.



Movie: Made(2001)


Ricky Slade:
And I hope you know frogs aren't purple, you ever seen a purple frog?


[Chole nods]

Ricky Slade:
Oh yeah? When? When you where asleep?



Movie: Off Limits(1988)


Buck McGriff:
How many times did you fuck her Maurice?

Maurice:
'bout 8 10 times, I'm a 'ho tamin' mutherfucka. That bitch wont work for a week at least.

Buck McGriff:
Bullshit! She hasn't got the clap Maurice and you can't piss without a painkiller. Ohh I'm sick of this shit!


Maurice:
Hey don't be sick of it mutherfuka. The only thing I saw that night was some slant eyed pussy.



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Undertaker:
Excuse me, Mr. Eastwood. I just need your measurement.


[Measures Marty]

Marty McFly:
Hey. Look, buddy. I do'nt want to buy a suit.


Undertaker:
No. This is for your coffin.

Marty McFly:
[relizing what is going on] My coffin?

Undertaker:
well, the odds are running 2 to 1 against you. Might as well be prepared.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)



Mr. Hyde:
So, you're the great Van Helsing.

Van Helsing:
And you're a deranged psychopath.

Mr. Hyde:
We all have our little problems.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


[Repeated line]

Marty McFly:
If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.



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Receta canadiense del coctel

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:58:00 +0000
Una receta de buen gusto para el coctel canadiense, con el whisky
canadiense, el sec triple, el bitters y el azúcar pulverizada. 1
bitters canadiense de la rociada del sec 1 del triple del tsp del
whisky 1 el 1/2 del 1/2 onza 1 sacudida pulverizada tsp del azúcar
todos los ingredientes con hielo, tensión en un cristal del coctel, y
servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Eight Legged Freaks

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:23:00 GMT
ONE News - Eight Legged Freaks has an appealing, unpretentious desire to evoke the cheesy monster movies of the 50s, albeit using state of the art special effects.

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Movie: Unhinged(1982)


Terry Morgan:
A lot of really weird things are going on round here!... Breathing, strange sounds, your Mother, now faces at the window... I can't stand it!



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



Movie: Darkman(1990)


Julie Hastings:
If you're not going to kill me... I have things to do.




Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.



Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.




Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Betty Kupfer:
[about Mr. Cochran] Do you know he's one of the richest men in the country? And he got that way selling cheap gags and Halloween masks. Oh God, there's hope for us yet.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



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Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


[opening Lines]

Walter Fane:
Hello.

Kitty Garstin:
Hello.

Walter Fane:
Say, I was wondering...

Kitty Garstin:
What?

Walter Fane:
Sorry. I - I was wondering if you'd like to dance.


Kitty Garstin:
Why not?



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.


Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.


[salutes him]



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


[first lines]

Arthur Frayn:
I am Arthur Frayn, and I am Zardoz. I have lived 300 years, and long to die. But death is no longer possible, I am immortal. I present now my story - full of mystery and intrigue. Rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep within a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred. But they may! Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale I am a fake god by occupation, and a magician by inclination. Merlin is my hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But I am invented too for your entertainment and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in showbusiness too?



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Jake Taylor:
Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?

Rube Baker:
I don't just look at it. I read the articles.

Jake Taylor:
Sure you do.


Rube Baker:
I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.

Jake Taylor:
You even memorize them?

Rube Baker:
Yep. I guess I do.

Jake Taylor:
Bingo.



Movie: Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis(2006)


Andy Warhol:
[speaking of Jack Smith] The only person I would ever copy. He's just so terrific, and I think he makes the best movies.




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Receta canadiense del coctel

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:58:00 +0000
Una receta de buen gusto para el coctel canadiense, con el whisky
canadiense, el sec triple, el bitters y el azúcar pulverizada. 1
bitters canadiense de la rociada del sec 1 del triple del tsp del
whisky 1 el 1/2 del 1/2 onza 1 sacudida pulverizada tsp del azúcar
todos los ingredientes con hielo, tensión en un cristal del coctel, y
servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Movies in Brief

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:11:00 GMT
New York Sun - "Never Back Down" combines teen-style "Fight Club" with the dance competition film, a style of cinema that just keeps coming off the assembly line. The film combats its generic ...

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Movie: Accattone(1961)


Sabino:
Dear Accattone. You've changed from day to night.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: Ordinary People(1980)


Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
I made a 74 on a trig quiz.

Beth Jarrett:
Oh really? Gosh I was awful at trig.

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Oh. Really? You took trig?


Beth Jarrett:
No... wait a minute... ha, did I take trig? Huh... anyway, I bought you two shirts they're on your bed.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)


Dane Cook:
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.



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Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:35:00 GMT
American Reporter - SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. -- If aliens from outer space visit us, I'm sure they'd be struck by our penchant for revenge. Just look at newspapers, where the motto is "If it bleeds, it ...

Study: Less cursing means more money for PG movies

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:20:00 GMT
Eagle-Tribune - LAS VEGAS — A new study by The Nielsen Co. found that the PG-rated movies with the least profanity made the most money at the U.S. box office. Sexuality or violence in those ...

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Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?


Claire:
[she nods 'yes']

Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.

Claire:
Perhaps they will.

Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.


Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Roy Walley:
Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.



[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]



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Final Harry Potter will have two parts

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:42:00 GMT
Hindustan Times - Warner Bros. has conjured up some Hollywood magic for the final installment of the wildly popular Harry Potter movies, splitting the seventh and final book into two films, the ...

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Tom Kerrigan

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:35:00 GMT
American Reporter - The American Reporter Vol. 14, No. 3,380 - March 14, 2008 ... Tom Kerrigan MY PERILS - AND PAULINE'S - AT THE MOVIES by T.S. Kerrigan American Reporter Correspondent

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Today's Quotations:

Movie: Dark Command(1940)


Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Well, I guess Lawrence is burned to the ground.

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Yeah. Well, we got a saying down in Texas: that it takes a good fire to burn down the weeds... to let the flowers grow.



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
You go. We go.



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.




Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!



Movie: H-E Double Hockey Sticks (TV)(1999)


Griffelkin:
Hey window washer guy... I flip you!



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Receta ideal de California

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:52:00 +0000
Esto es una receta deliciosa para el sueño de California, con
tequila, el vermú dulce, el vermú seco y la cereza del maraschino. 1
cereza del maraschino vermú seco dulce del vermú el 1/2 onza de 1
onza tequila de 2 onzas en un medio lleno de cristal que se mezcla con
los cubos del hielo, combina el tequila, el vermú dulce, y el vermú
seco. Revuelva bien. Filtre en un cristal del coctel y adorne con la
cereza. Sirva en a ...

Final 'Harry Potter' Split Into Two Movies (Entertainment Weekly)

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:06:56 GMT
(FROM VARIETY) – The final installment of the Harry Potter movie franchise is being released in two parts, six months apart. Warner Bros. is set to release the first part of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in November 2010 with the second part of the finale opening in May 2011. Both movies will be directed by David Yates and written by Steve Kloves.

Wanna script Bollywood film? Try Mirchi Movies contest (Calcutta News)

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:39:17 GMT
Would you like to script a film? Do you have engaging stories to tell? If yes, then the Mirchi Movies story hunt could help you make it big in Bollywood.

The 3-D revolution won't work without real stories

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:35:00 GMT
Reuters - Disney, a pioneer in modern-day 3-D, boasts that its offerings come in Disney Digital 3-D, naturally, while DreamWorks Animation, which will be rolling out all its movies in digital 3-D starting next year, will bill its movies as Ultimate 3-D.

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