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Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)


Hester Adams Chase:
Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



Movie: Unfaithful(2002)


Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.



Movie: Unhinged(1982)


Terry Morgan:
A lot of really weird things are going on round here!... Breathing, strange sounds, your Mother, now faces at the window... I can't stand it!



Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)


Dane Cook:
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
You go. We go.



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.



[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Today's Movie News

Viacom's Paramount to distribute Marvel movies including 'Iron Man 2 ... - 680 News

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:23:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES - Viacom Inc.'s Paramount Pictures will globally distribute the next five movies made by Marvel Entertainment Inc., including "Iron Man 2" and "Thor" in 2010, the ...

DVD Dribble: Martini Movies - The Celebrity Cafe.com

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:49:00 GMT
This 1972 film pairs up George C. Scott and Stacy Keach as a couple of nightshift police partners, with Scott in the role of gruff mentor. In a unique slant on the standard police ...

Receta de Melba del brandy

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 17:48:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta scrumptious para el brandy Melba, con el
brandy, el brandy del melocotón, el licor de la frambuesa, el jugo
del limón y el bitters anaranjado. el licor fresco de la frambuesa
del brandy el 1/2 onza del melocotón del jugo el 1/2 onza del limón
del 1/2 onza bitters anaranjado de las rociadas del brandy 4 de 2
onzas vierte el brandy, el brandy del melocotón, el licor de la
frambuesa, el jugo del limón y el bitters anaranjado en una coctelera
de coctel media llena con hielo agrietado. Sacudida bien, ...

Radical chic goes to the movies - Los Angeles Times Blogs

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:13:00 GMT
When it comes to movies with a radical political bent, all the talk for months has focused on Steven Soderbergh's "Che," which has been getting a rocky reception on the festival ...

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Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.



Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?


Claire:
[she nods 'yes']

Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.

Claire:
Perhaps they will.

Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.



Latest Movie News

Top movies to be screened at Mideast film fest - Gulf News

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:08:00 GMT
Abu Dhabi: Several award-winning films will be screened at the Middle East International Film Festival (MEIFF) here from October 10 to 19, organisers said. "It will enable cinema lovers to catch up what they missed," said Mohammad Khalaf Al Mazrouei ...

EA signs deal with director of The Watchmen - News.com.au

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:39:00 GMT
ELECTRONIC Arts has signed a deal with Hollywood director Zack Snyder to help develop video games, some of which could become movies themselves. The agreement calls for Snyder to develop three original games for the video game publishing giant and ...

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Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.


Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.



Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)


Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.



Movie: UHF(1989)


George Newman:
I need a drink.

Bob:
You don't drink.

George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Jake Taylor:
Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?

Rube Baker:
I don't just look at it. I read the articles.

Jake Taylor:
Sure you do.


Rube Baker:
I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.

Jake Taylor:
You even memorize them?

Rube Baker:
Yep. I guess I do.

Jake Taylor:
Bingo.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.


Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.


[salutes him]



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.



Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)


Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you were made for me. / Before this you lived among the stars / You were called to earth for me. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That your body, your eyes are in trust for me. / The dense shade of your hair is for me alone, / These lips, these arms are in my trust. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / As if wedding music plays on the road. / It is our wedding night and I'm lifting your veil... / You're melting in my arms, blushing with shyness... / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you'll love me forever. / You'll always look at me with love in your eyes... / I know you now belong to another, but still / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind...



Latest Movie News

Turner Classic Movies salutes Walter Mirisch (plus an exclusive MP3 ... - Los Angeles Times Blogs

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:03:00 GMT
This evening, Turner Classic Movies (check your local listings) will pay tribute to Walter Mirisch , one of the most successful and respected motion picture producers of the second ...

El brandy arroja a chorros receta

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 23:11:00 +0000
El cheque fuera de esta receta distintiva para el brandy arroja a
chorros, con el brandy, el azúcar, el jarabe del grenadine y la soda
pulverizados del club. 1 soda pulverizada tbsp del club del jarabe del
grenadine del tsp del azúcar 1 del brandy 1 del 1/2 onza vierte el
brandy, el azúcar y el grenadine en una coctelera de coctel media
llena con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara bien, y tensión en un cristal
del highball. Llene de soda del club. Adorne con un palillo de la
piña ...

Scarlett Johansson in quickie wedding - Stuff

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:40:00 GMT
Publicist Meredith O'Sullivan confirmed the couple had married, but did not provide details. The story was first reported by Us Weekly on its website, saying the small wedding took ...

Stretch Your dollar - ABC 15 News

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:23:00 GMT
Cash a little tight? Well here are a few ways to help stretch your dollar. First, buy generic! It really does taste the same. Sure the brand name product may have a prettier label ...

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Today's Movie Quotes

Movie Quotes:

Movie: Zaman(1983)


Frank:
Do you always stop an interrogation to take personal phone calls?


Zaman:
You don't have it boy, you don't have it.



Movie: Quest for Camelot(1998)


Cornwall:
Eh, you're better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People throw darts at him.

Devon:
How can you be so cold-blooded?

Cornwall:
Easy, I'm a reptile.



Movie: Daffy's Southern Exposure(1942)


Daffy Duck:
Mmm... Yum yum, hand sandwich!



[bites his hand between pieces of bark]



Movie: Dark Blue(2002)


Darryl Orchard:
Who be it?

Jack Van Meter:
Me be it, fuckhead.



Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)


Lewis Prothero:
Strength through unity! Unity through faith!




Movie: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three(1974)


Lt. Garber:
Frank, how much longer before the track's clear all the way to South Ferry?

Frank Correll:
You mean before this railroad is so totally fucked up it'll take a computer to put it back together?

Lt. Garber:
Yes, Frank, that's what I meant.

Frank Correll:
About five or six minutes. I got a snag over at Brooklyn Bridge.



Latest Movie News

Receta del cargador

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:59:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para el cargador, con ron oscuro, brandy de la
cereza, jugo del limón y azúcar superfine. 1 azúcar superfine del
ron el 1/2 onza del 1/2 onza de la cereza del brandy el 1/2 onza del
limón del tsp oscuro del jugo el 1/2 en una coctelera media llena con
los cubos del hielo, combina todos los ingredientes. Pozo de la
sacudida. Filtre en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en un cristal del
coctel.

Long wait at new Academy (and other nightmare line stories) - San Francisco Gate

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:15:00 GMT
I read about the mile-long, five hour line to get into the revamped Academy of Arts and Sciences on opening day, and a little shudder went through my body. Laura Morton/Special to the Chronicle There are better ways to spend a Saturday. After a ...

Robbing a bank not like the movies, Northern Bank trial told - Independent

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:47:00 GMT
Robbing a bank is not like the movies - you do not need dynamite, the judge hearing the £26.5 million Northern Bank robbery trial said today. Mr Justice McLaughlin made the comment when the banker forced to deliver the cash to the robbery gang ...

Receta de Broadway Martini

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:23:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para Broadway Martini, con ginebra y el menthe de
de de nata blanco. el menthe de de de nata blanco del 1/2 onza ginebra
de 3 onzas vierte la ginebra y el menthe de de de nata blanco en una
coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara
bien, y tensión en un cristal enfriado del coctel. Adorne con una
puntilla mint, y sirva. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

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Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!




Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.


Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Today's Movie News

Paul Newman movies flying off the shelves after actor's death - New York Daily News

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:57:00 GMT
Paul Newman and Robert Redford in 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.' New Yorkers flocked to video stores Sunday to rent their favorite Paul Newman movies, keeping the legendary actor's memory alive. "A lot of customers come in and ask for his ...

Receta de Broadway Martini

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:23:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para Broadway Martini, con ginebra y el menthe de
de de nata blanco. el menthe de de de nata blanco del 1/2 onza ginebra
de 3 onzas vierte la ginebra y el menthe de de de nata blanco en una
coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara
bien, y tensión en un cristal enfriado del coctel. Adorne con una
puntilla mint, y sirva. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Movies coming to you - Beaver County Times

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:59:00 GMT
An environmental thriller (“The Happening”), a comic adaptation (“The Incredible Hulk”), a franchise favorite (“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”), a girl’s adventure (“Kit Kittredge: An American Girl”), a ...

Hole in Adobe software allows free movie downloads - Yahoo News

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:02:00 GMT
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A security hole in Adobe Systems Inc software , used to distribute movies and TV shows over the Internet, is giving users free access to record and copy from Amazon.com Inc's video streaming service. The problem exposes online ...

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