Today's Quotes:
Movie: On Ice(1935)
Goofy:
[
Donald comes out of the water and Goofy hits him accidentally] Gosh! I thought you was a fish.
Donald Duck:
Oh, yeah? Who's a fish, you big palooka?
Movie: Operator's Side (VG)(2003)
Joe Powers:
You too! You'll become dust here! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
Rio:
Become dust? The only thing that's becoming dust is you!
[
Rio fires a grenade launcher at Joe Powers, knocking him far away as Joe plays dead for a brief moment. Then Joe wakes up]
Joe Powers:
How dare you, you bloody whore? Pick your death! Gonna crush the life out of you!
[
green stones are approaching Joe]
Joe Powers:
Not getting away! Not getting away with this!
[
green stones engulfs Joe's entire body and he mutates into a large horrendous creature]
Movie: Valiant(2005)
Valiant:
It's not the size of your wingspan that counts, no, it's the size of your spirit.
Movie: VeggieTales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown (V)(2001)
The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:
Number seven. The Dance of the Yodeling Cebu Lips.
Pa Grape:
Hold it! Stop the countdown! I don't understand. There must be some mistake! I think perhaps the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness may need some recalibrating. This oughta do it.
[
Pa Grape hits the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness with a wooden mallet]
The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:
Number seven. The Water Buffalo Song.
Pa Grape:
Oh, that's a nice one. The grandfather of silly songs. The one that started the whole thing. Let's pause for a moment of respect, shall we?
[
they wait two seconds]
Pa Grape:
That's enough. Hit it!
[
Larry the Cucumber hits the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness with his head]
Movie: Lackawanna Blues (TV)(2005)
Bertha:
Did you see all those negroes shouting "black power, black power"? Hair as nappy as can be!
Rachel "Nanny" Crosby:
The black panthers?
Bertha:
Yeah. I have all the "black power" they need right in my hot comb.
Movie: Mad Max(1979)
[
Max hands Fifi his letter of resignation]
Fifi:
What's this?
Max:
I'm through.
Fifi:
Again?
Max:
No, not again. I'm through. I'm quitting.
Fifi:
Sit down.
Max:
I didn't come here to dicuss it, I came here to say it. I'm through.
Fifi:
Now just a minute! Alright, so the Goose bought it, but that's the way he always came in the world...
Max:
-Off beat!
Movie: Adventures of a Private Eye(1977)
[
Detective Judd Blake has just caught his assistant peeping at the keyhole.]
Judd Blake:
Amateur. Peering through keyholes is for the amateur.
Bob:
I wasn't, actually, Mr. Blake. I just thought I'd dropped something on the floor.
Judd Blake:
Bugging, now that's the professional way.
Bob:
Bugging.
Judd Blake:
Yes, and like everything else, purely a matter of technique. Now you stick with me, and you'll soon learn to be a successful bugger.
Movie: xXx(2002)
Xander Cage:
Y'know, if you're gonna ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is.
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