Movie Quotes Update

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


Ben Rumson:
[singing] A man has his creed, and mine is all greed!



Movie: The Quiet Man(1952)


Michaleen Flynn:
[on seeing the broken bed] Impetuous! Homeric!



Movie: Jack Frost(1996)


Jack:
Whhhhrrrr. Pull your veichle over to the right.



[Rory is distracted and tumbles down the hill to the right]

Jack:
Perfect.



Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


Elizabeth:
Did you know that the Fenty's had an apple farm back in Pennsylvania?

Ben Rumson:
Apple jack, huh?

Mr. Fenty:
No, sir, we did not make apple jack!

Ben Rumson:
Then, what did you grow the apples for?

Mr. Fenty:
Mr. Rumson, do you think that everything that comes out of the earth should be used to make liquor?

Ben Rumson:
Whenever possible, yes.



Movie: Untergang, Der(2004)


Adolf Hitler:
The war is lost... But if you think that I'll leave Berlin for that, you are sadly mistaken. I'd prefer to put a bullet in my head.



Movie: Darkman(1990)


Louis Strack Jr.:
I'm glad you survived, Robert. I'd hate to see your kids deprived of a role model.

Robert Durant:
They do look up to me.

Louis Strack Jr.:
When I was young, my father made me work high steel. Just me and the indians, no-one else crazy enough to run around up here against the wind. $4.50 an hour. Call me crazy, sometimes I miss it! Life on the edge! Five inches wide, six-hundred-fifty feet down! High Steel!




Movie: Once Upon a Forest(1993)


Russell:
I guess we wrecked the big surprise.

Cornelius:
No, you just wrecked months & months of work!



Movie: The Old Fashioned Way(1934)


Dick Bronson:
Mr. McGonigle, I've got to have some money.

The Great McGonigle:
Yes, my lad, how much?

Dick Bronson:
Two dollars.

The Great McGonigle:
If I had two dollars, I'd start a number two company.

Dick Bronson:
For two cents I'd quit.

The Great McGonigle:
[to Marmaduke] Pay him off!



[Marmaduke gives him a two cent stamp]



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
How do you know me?


Count Vladislaus Dracula:
So, would you like me to refresh your memory? A few details from you sordid past?

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
[Van Helsing thrusts a crucifix at Dracula. Dracula shrieks and angrily swats it away, then calms down, smiling beatifically, as if nothing happened] Perhaps that is a conversation for another time. But before you go, let me reintroduce myself.


[bows majestically]

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
I am Count Vladislaus Dragulia. Born 1422. Murdered 1462.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Motormouth Maybelle:
[to Seaweed and Penny] Oh, so this is love? Well, love is a gift, a lot of people don't remember that. So, you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a neverending parade of stupid.


Penny Pingleton:
So, you've met my mom?



Movie: Maid in Manhattan(2002)


Jerry Siegel:
What press are you affiliated with?

Ty:
I'm 10.

Jerry Siegel:
What about your parents, are they Democrat or Republican?

Ty:
What's the difference these days?

Christopher:
I love this kid.

Jerry Siegel:
What's not to love.




Today's Movie News

New generation of Sundance filmmakers

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:15:00 GMT
ONE News - Redford, whose Sundance Institute for filmmaking backs the festival founded over 20 years ago, said more first-time directors were screening movies this year than at any time he could remember since ...

Judge upholds ban on R-rated movies in state prisons (The Daily Comet)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:12:18 GMT
BOSTON Massachusetts prison inmates won't be watching "Sweeney Todd," or any other movies with violent or sexual content. A federal judge in Boston has upheld a state policy that limits prisons to showing only movies that are rated G, PG or PG-13.

Motorsport: Need for speed

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:48:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - This theory explains why the sound is turned up on advertisements at the movies, trapping you in a world dominated by the product. There are also evolutionary forces at work, apparently.

Kinky Sex recipe

Fri, 04 May 2007 09:28:00 +0000
A nice recipe for Kinky Sex, with whiskey, Southern Comfort peach liqueur, ginger ale, lime juice and lime.

1 slice lime
1/2 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
1/2 oz lime juice
1/2 oz whiskey
6 oz ginger ale

Pour the whiskey, Southern Comfort, ginger ale and lime juice into a highball glass half-filled with crushed ice.
Add a slice of lime ...]

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Lines from Movies:

Movie: Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Gut und Böse (VG)(2004)


Patriarch:
[to Albedo] U.R.T.V. A failed product of a twisted age. A lower life form such as you could never understand our ideals.



Movie: UHF(1989)


[In the "Spatula City" advertising commercial]

Sy Greenblum:
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I like the spatulas so much, I bought the company.




Movie: Urban Legend(1998)


Professor William Wexler:
Had those before?

Brenda:
Yeah. They're Pop Rocks; they crackle in your mouth.

Professor William Wexler:
Eat some... thirsty?... What's wrong? Something you might have heard about mixing Pop Rocks and Soda?

Brenda:
Well, supposedly, your stomach and your intestines and everything bursts.



Movie: The X Files(1998)


Scully:
I saw your face Mulder. There was a definite moment of panic.

Mulder:
You've never seen me panic. When I panic, I make this face.


[remains impassive]



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Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:56:00 GMT
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Cosmo Kurant recipe

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:22:00 +0000
A scrumptious recipe for Cosmo Kurant, with Absolut Kurant vodka, Cointreau orange liqueur, redcurrant juice, raspberry juice and lime juice.

1 1/2 oz Absolut Kurant vodka
1 1/2 oz raspberry juice
1 1/2 oz redcurrant juice
1 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
1 oz lime juice

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, and strain into ...]

10 movies to check out at Sundance

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:51:00 GMT
MSN Sankei - Moviegoers may see even more Sundance films moving from the art house to the multiplex this year. Fears that the writers' strike will hang up production and lead to a movie shortfall are expected to ...

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Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


[Louis and Melanie are looking at a picture]

Melanie:
That's Japan.

Louis:
Uh, looks like... I can... It shows...

Melanie:
Wanna fuck?

Louis:
Yeah.


[three minutes later]


Melanie:
That was fun.

Louis:
Yeah, that hit the spot.

Melanie:
Now, we can catch up.

Louis:
Yeah.


[heavy breathing]

Louis:
Got a beer?

Melanie:
Sure. In the fridge.



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jenny:
Bye, Mister. Don't go nowhere without me. I wanna have your love child.



Movie: Dark Night of the Soul(1998)



Shawn:
The bridge you cross is a mental one, not an emotional one, not a physical one. This is what the opium of our darkness aid us in doing.

Shawn:
I wear the priest cloth symbolizing the death of organized religion and the rise of independent soul reflection.

Shawn:
I am the god of politics, there is no form of government that I do not control. I am the essence of all government.



Movie: S.O.B.(1981)


Nurse:
I'll see what I can do.

Polly Reed:
You'll do more than just see, missy! You'll do! See?



Movie: The Untouchables(1987)


Ness:
I wanna hurt the man, Malone. You hear me? I wanna start taking the fight to him. I wanna hurt Capone!



Movie: Ladder 49(2004)


Lenny Richter:
Good confession now son... bless me father...

Jack Morrison:
Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been seven years since my last confession

Lenny Richter:
Seven years is a long time

Jack Morrison:
Yes, father

Lenny Richter:
All right, where do we start; theft, robbery, fraud, taxes?

Jack Morrison:
Well, you know...

Lenny Richter:
Taxes? Always taxes... How about sex? Impure thoughts?

Jack Morrison:
Well yes, quite a bit


Lenny Richter:
Try to cut back. Are you married?

Jack Morrison:
No

Lenny Richter:
Are you a virgin?

Jack Morrison:
[laughs] No, father

Lenny Richter:
What? you think its funny to fornicate with loose women?

Jack Morrison:
What?


[smiles]


Jack Morrison:
...wait a minute...



Movie: Taras Bulba(1962)


Taras:
My son, why? Why?

Andrei Bulba:
I did what I had to do.

Taras:
From the day I plunged you in the river to give you life, I loved you as I loved the steppes. You were my pride! I gave you life. It is on me to take it away from you.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


Little Bill Daggett:
I'll have that thirty-two Bob.



Movie: Orange County(2002)


Lance:
Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?



Latest Movie News

Hobble Gobble recipe

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:43:00 +0000
Check out this tasteful recipe for Hobble Gobble, with Wild Turkey bourbon whiskey and Bacardi 151 rum.

1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz Wild Turkey bourbon whiskey

Pour Wild Turkey into a shot glass.
Add Bacardi 151 proof rum, stir briefly and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Ugo Pirro, scriptwriter of Oscar-winning movies, is dead in Rome at 87 (Asbury Park Press)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:45:00 GMT
Italian scriptwriter Ugo Pirro, who wrote the screenplays for two Oscar-winning movies, including "The Garden of the Finzi-Continis" died today in Rome, city officials said. He was 87. Rome Mayor Walter Veltroni said the city was mourning the loss of "one of the greatest screenwriters in the history of cinema." In a statement, Veltroni, a movie buff and former film critic, praised what he said ...

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Movie: Tapeheads(1988)


Mo Fuzz:
All good things come in threes.

Josh Tager:
It's not good things. It's celebrity deaths that come in threes.



Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)


Mr. Toad:
We'll go for a jolly ride!


[begins to jump rope on the rump of his horse with his buggy whip]




Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Homer Stokes:
These boys is not white! These boys is not white! Hell, they ain't even old timey!



Movie: Date Double(2002)


Guy:
[with word balloon "This date's been a really big disappointment to me."] I'm, uh, having a really nice time so far.


Girl:
[with word balloon "Me too."] Me too.



Movie: Operation: Rabbit(1952)


Wile E. Coyote:
Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud.

Bugs Bunny:
And remember, Mud spelled backwards is Dum.



Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)


Tom Ripley:
[imitating Dickie's father] "To me, jazz is noise. Insolent noise."

Dickie Greenleaf:
Wow! Cut it out! It's so spooky, my hair's on end!




Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Frank Jones:
When I first got married to your mother, we barely knew each other. Could barely even speak the English language.

Julia Jones:
But you're from Jersey...

Frank Jones:
I'm trying to make a point here.




Movie: Hair(1979)


Jeannie:
I know who the father is.

Hud:
Yeah, you know that, you know a lot. If the baby comes out all white and squishy-like, crying his ass off, then we know Woof is definitely the daddy. But if he comes out all beautiful and chocolate brown, that's mine!



Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)


Mayor Everett D. Noble:
[dictating his acceptance speech to his son, Forrest] I accept the responsibility with a sense of both humility, satisfaction and gratitude.

Forrest Noble:
You can't say "both humility, satisfaction and gratitude". "Both" means two, and you have "humility, satisfaction and gratitude". That's three.

Mayor Everett D. Noble:
I can't say it.


Forrest Noble:
You can not.

Mayor Everett D. Noble:
I've been saying it for years.

Forrest Noble:
Well, it isn't correct grammar.

Mayor Everett D. Noble:
I'm not running on a platform of correct grammar.



Movie: Om Gud vill(2006)


Juli:
I was with some friends in the woods, laughing and having a good time, when a big wasp flew in through my nose in to my head. It made this horrible sound. I tried to get it out. Then suddenly I was like a little kid and my friends had disappeared, and my mother showed up. And she took this scissor and somehow got it out of my ear. But when she took it out, it had changed into a burnt out cigarette.



Today's Movie News

Banana Split #2 recipe

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:44:00 +0000
This is a tasteful recipe for Banana Split #2, with 99 Bananas banana schnapps, Kahlua coffee liqueur, Godiva chocolate liqueur and cherry.

1 cherry
1/3 oz 99 Bananas banana schnapps
1/3 oz Godiva chocolate liqueur
1/3 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur

Combine the 99 Bananas banana schnapps, Kahlua coffee liqueur and Godiva chocolate liqueur in a cocktail shaker.
Shake well and ...]

Harley Oil recipe

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:25:00 +0000
A delightful recipe for Harley Oil, with root beer schnapps and Jagermeister herbal liqueur.

1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/2 oz root beer schnapps

Pour ingredients in equal parts into a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Today's Quotations

Check out these Quotations:

Movie: The Queen(2006)


Alastair Campbell:
They, er, sent a copy of the Queen's speech. Might want to scrape the frost off it first... Oh, I phoned them with a couple of suggestions, to make it sound like it came from a human being.

Tony Blair:
Yeah, all right, Alastair.

Alastair Campbell:
Well, at least the old bat's finally agreed to visit Diana's coffin.

Tony Blair:
You know, when you get it wrong, you really get it wrong! That woman has given her whole life in service to her people. Fifty years doing a job SHE never wanted! A job she watched kill her father. She's executed it with honor, dignity, and, as far as I can tell, without a single blemish, and now we're all baying for her blood! All because she's struggling to lead the world in mourning for someone who... who threw everything she offered back in her face. And who, for the last few years, seemed committed 24/7 to destroying everything she holds most dear!



Movie: Ham & Cheese(2004)


Richard Wolanski:
Ya, no - cos when I'm up there accepting my Macadiby Award, they're going to be, like, "How? You're so good - how did you get so good? Who taught you?" and of course then, I'll tell them - ...

Tom Brennemen:
You're not good Richard. You're not.

Richard Wolanski:
- -you're... the one... huh?

Tom Brennemen:
You're not, uh - good.



Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)


Terry Silver:
A man can't see, he can't fight.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Biff Tannen:
That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

Marty McFly:
[under his breath] It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.




Movie: Our Town (TV)(1989)


Emily:
My, isn't the moonlight terrible?



Movie: Danny the Dog(2005)


[last lines]

Victoria:
My selection tonight is dedicated to someone wonderful.

Danny:
[whispering to Sam] That's you.


Sam:
Oh no, no, no, it's not me she's talking about.

Victoria:
Someone whose life was, quite literally, saved by music.

Sam:
That's you, my boy.



Movie: Zero Effect(1998)


Steve Arlo:
I don't think he's ever kissed a girl. He's like 30-something years old.



Movie: X2(2003)


[to Wolverine]

Magneto:
The professor thought you would be able to figure it out on your own. He gives you more credit than I do.



Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


Grandmama:
Dinner's gonna be late.


[goes outside]


Grandmama:
Here, boy! Here, boy!



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Anna Riley:
Rachel Rose. Yeah. When's that going down?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Thursday.

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Thursday night, 8p.m., dinner.

Anna Riley:
Are you excited?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Yeah. I have a pretty good feeling.


Anna Riley:
Where are you taking her?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I don't know. I thought, uh, Ernie's.

Anna Riley:
Ernie's? You can't take her to Ernie's. Ernie's has been around since we were kids. You might as well take her to Houlihan's. You cannot take Rachel Rose to Ernie's.

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Definitely not Ernie's. Definitely not. Mm-mmm. Uh-oh.

Anna Riley:
No, you gotta take her someplace new and hot.

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
No, hot. Definitely hot.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Well, what's - Okay, what's new and hot?


Anna Riley:
What do we know about this girl?

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Rachel Rose, 29 years old, Columbia School of Journalism. Middle East affairs expert.

Anna Riley:
Perfect. Middle Eastern. She can order in Arabic. Give her a chance to shine. What's a good place?

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Delphini's. Definitely Delphini's. Four stars, New York Times. Definitely Delphini's. Need a reservation. Delphini's.

Anna Riley:
Now, are you gonna wear a suit, or are you gonna go cas'?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I don't know. I don't know. I hadn't thought about it. I guess cas'.

Anna Riley, Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
No, suit.


Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Definitely suit. Definitely...

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Hey, shut up, Rain Man. Seriously. Enough, all right? Now you're making me think about this.

Anna Riley:
Oh, relax. You'll do great.



Movie: Vegas Vacation(1997)


[Marty points to the Table Limit Sign $10 minimum]

Marty:
Come on, Griswold, You think that sign is there to hold the table down?

Clark Griswold:
What can I do with five dollars?

Marty:
Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet and rent a gun?



Today's Movie News

Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:25:25 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Motorsport: Need for speed

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:48:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - This theory explains why the sound is turned up on advertisements at the movies, trapping you in a world dominated by the product. There are also evolutionary forces at work, apparently.

Judge upholds ban on R-rated movies in state prisons (Boston Herald)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:01:55 GMT
BOSTON - Massachusetts prison inmates won't be watching "Sweeney Todd," or any other movies with violent or sexual content. A federal judge in Boston has...

Judge upholds ban on R-rated movies in state prisons (The Daily Comet)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:12:18 GMT
BOSTON Massachusetts prison inmates won't be watching "Sweeney Todd," or any other movies with violent or sexual content. A federal judge in Boston has upheld a state policy that limits prisons to showing only movies that are rated G, PG or PG-13.

Crazy Cocktail recipe

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:30:00 +0000
Check out this sweet recipe for Crazy Cocktail, with Malibu coconut rum, DeKuyper Raspberry Pucker schnapps, melon liqueur, Mountain Dew lime soda and pineapple juice.

1 - 1 1/2 oz DeKuyper Raspberry Pucker schnapps
1 - 1 1/2 oz melon liqueur
2 oz Malibu coconut rum
2 oz Mountain Dew lime soda
4 - 6 oz pineapple juice

Combine all ...]

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Movie Quotes Update

Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


J-Bone:
You're in the pimp game now!



Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


Kate:
I'm not the protagonist in a major motion picture.



Movie: Dancer, Texas Pop. 81(1998)


Sue Ann:
I don't know how the two of you live in this trailer at an angle like this.

Squirrel:
He was drunk when he parked it. Never got around to leveling it.

Sue Ann:
Well, I guess y'all haven't been here long.

Squirrel:
Twelve years.

Sue Ann:
Oh.



Movie: Vampire Bats (TV)(2005)


Maddy Rierdon:
WowWow, hang on Buster, I've got a better idea. You take Ramie to class and I'll take Violet, The students will love it.

Dan Dryer:
You just don't want my sister watching the kids' right?

Maddy Rierdon:
If she just looked after the kids that would be fine...

Dan Dryer:
[sighs] Oh God.


Maddy Rierdon:
You remember when my father was in the hospital and I went to stay with him. She rearranged all the furniture.

Dan Dryer:
It's just furniture honey, so what.

Maddy Rierdon:
IN EVERY ROOM OF THE HOUSE... She's like an over caffeinated Marry Poppins.



Movie: K-PAX(2001)


Prot:
I wanna tell you something Mark, something you do not yet know, that we K-PAXians have been around long enough to have discovered. The universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't you know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, & again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have.



Movie: Xanadu(1980)


Sonny:
Aw, what the hell. Guys like me shouldn't dream anyway.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Theresa Burnett:
And you don't even have your wedding ring on.


[Slams bedroom door shut]


Marcus Burnett:
Damn. Um. Naw Naw I went undercover. And it uh required the taking off of the ring that's all for a second. But I got the ring, look I just put my hand in my pocket cos that's where it was and its right back on baby.


[sighs]

Marcus Burnett:
Damn. Can I get a pillow?



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 1: Onri yû(1983)


Unfrozen Man #1:
I've been kept waiting for so long, no way I'll be her second lover.


Unfrozen Man #2:
You lucky stiff, I'm number 99,202.



Movie: Maid in Manhattan(2002)


Marisa:
Look, you have to listen to me, I know you're used to getting your way.

Christopher:
Yeah, until I met you.

Marisa:
There's millions of women who are just dying for you to look their way.

Christopher:
[Laughing] Yeah? Then why are you making me work so hard?




Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)


Nicholae Vieru:
That is another thing. I really do not like your man Karolyi. He is ruthless. He will do anything to win.

Mili Simonescu:
Yes. He will. Isn't that wonderful?




Movie: Darkman II: The Return of Durant (V)(1994)


Robert G. Durant:
Life isn't cheap in the city. Death is. When every 12-year old is packing heat, death is cheap. What does that tell you?

Eddie Scully, Durant Henchman:
The cartoons are too violent?

Robert G. Durant:
It tells you I've been away too long!



Movie: Babycakes (TV)(1989)


Rob:
Grace?

Grace:
It's all my fault, I told you stuff and now you feel sorry for me. I don't want that!

Rob:
Would you stop it.



Latest Movie News

Blog: The sound of silence

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:53:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Apple first introduced movies for sale in 2006, at prices from US$9.99 to US$12.99. Now, movies are available to rent for US$2.99 to US$3.99, or in high-definition for a dollar more.

Exposure To Smoking In Movies Influences Kids Lighting Up, New Research Suggests (Science Daily)

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:09:44 GMT
New research strengthens the case that children's exposure to smoking in movies influences their decision to start smoking. It further suggests that smoking in movies seen in early childhood has an equally significant impact on that decision as movie smoking exposure closer to adolescence. The study was the first of its kind to focus on elementary school children, and the first to update the ...

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