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Movie: A Tanú(1969)


Virág Árpád:
Is it possible that I'm a spy?


Pelikán József, gátõr:
Everything's possible.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: K-PAX(2001)


Dr. Mark Powell:
Do you know why you're here?


Prot:
You think I'm crazy.

Dr. Mark Powell:
I prefer the term "ill". Do you think you're ill?

Prot:
A little homesick, perhaps.

Dr. Mark Powell:
And where is home?

Prot:
K-PAX.

Dr. Mark Powell:
K-PAX?

Prot:
It's a planet about 2,000 of your 'light-years' away.

Dr. Mark Powell:
I see.



Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)


Natalie Portman:
My mom always pulls this shit on me.

Zach Braff:
Really? She gets out the old video tapes?

Natalie Portman:
Yeah, for like friends or boyfriends. It's very embarrassing.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Hair(1979)


Berger:
Where you from?

Claude Bukowski:
Oklahoma.

Jeannie:
Hey, listen. I know what it's like. I used to be from Kansas myself.



Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)


Baron Munchausen:
Berthold, come on.


Berthold:
Let go of me!

Baron Munchausen:
You're coming with us.

Berthold:
No chance!

Baron Munchausen:
Why not?

Berthold:
I can't remember.

Baron Munchausen:
You're not frightened, are you?

Berthold:
That's it!



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


[last lines]


Oscar Madison:
Boys, boys, let's watch the cigarette butts, shall we? This is my house, not a pig sty.



Movie: Up the Academy(1980)


Ververgaert:
Do you wet your bed?


Chooch:
No, I generally just piss over the side.



Movie: Octopussy(1983)


James Bond:
[handing a wad of Indian cash to his accomplice] That should keep you in curry for a few weeks.




Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Chris:
There's no need to apologize. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



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Harley Oil recipe

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:25:00 +0000
A delightful recipe for Harley Oil, with root beer schnapps and Jagermeister herbal liqueur.

1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/2 oz root beer schnapps

Pour ingredients in equal parts into a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Motorsport: Need for speed

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:58:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - This theory explains why the sound is turned up on advertisements at the movies, trapping you in a world dominated by the product. There are also evolutionary forces at work, apparently.

Hyped movies fall flat at Sundance (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:06:12 GMT
Documentaries stole the show at the Sundance Film Festival over the weekend.

I Like To Drink recipe

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:32:00 +0000
Here is a sweet recipe for I Like To Drink, with vodka, gin, Everclear alcohol, rum, DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, whiskey, tequila, moonshine whiskey and Slush Puppie.

1 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 oz Everclear alcohol
1 oz gin
1 oz moonshine whiskey
1 oz rum
1 oz tequila
1 oz vodka
1 oz whiskey
12 oz pre-made Slush Puppie

Pour ...]

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Movie: The Darkness (VG)(2007)


The Darkness:
Aw... what did they do, Jackie? What did they do to Jenny?



[chuckles evilly]



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


[closing lines]

Pan:
And it is said that the Princess returned to her father's kingdom. That she reigned there with justice and a kind heart for many centuries. That she was loved by her people. And that she left behind small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who know where to look.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Maj. Amos Dundee:
I want everyone under my command to be drunker than a fiddler's bitch by nightfall.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Alex the Lion:
[talking in his sleep] Come on now, baby. My little filet. My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Nicky:
Just thinking about the honeymoon makes me all tingly and everything. Like a lot.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



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I Like To Drink recipe

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:32:00 +0000
Here is a sweet recipe for I Like To Drink, with vodka, gin, Everclear alcohol, rum, DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, whiskey, tequila, moonshine whiskey and Slush Puppie.

1 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 oz Everclear alcohol
1 oz gin
1 oz moonshine whiskey
1 oz rum
1 oz tequila
1 oz vodka
1 oz whiskey
12 oz pre-made Slush Puppie

Pour ...]

Kylie Minogue lights up the G'Day red carpet in Hollywood

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:21:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Australia's pop princess watched her idol Olivia Newton-John perform songs from the Grease and Xanadu movies and then John Travolta presented her an award.

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Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.



Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)


Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.



Movie: Urban Legend(1998)


Bitchy Girl:
[says to Natalie while Natalie is walking to her dorm] Sounds like Elvira's raising more than just the dead in there.

Natalie:
Thanks for the tip.



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



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Jager Monster Shot recipe

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 15:13:00 +0000
This is a mouthwatering recipe for Jager Monster Shot, with Jagermeister herbal liqueur, orange juice and grenadine syrup.

1 1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1 oz orange juice
1 splash grenadine syrup

Shake all ingredients with ice in a shaker, strain into a shot glass and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Hyped movies fall flat at Sundance (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:06:12 GMT
Documentaries stole the show at the Sundance Film Festival over the weekend.

Kylie Minogue lights up the G'Day red carpet in Hollywood

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:21:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Australia's pop princess watched her idol Olivia Newton-John perform songs from the Grease and Xanadu movies and then John Travolta presented her an award.

Lava Lamp recipe

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:57:00 +0000
Check out this delicious recipe for Lava Lamp, with DeKuyper Raspberry Pucker schnapps, Bacardi silver rum and Guinness stout.

1 oz Bacardi silver rum
1 oz DeKuyper Raspberry Pucker schnapps
Guinness stout

Pour a shot of DeKuyper raspberry pucker schnapps into a shot glass.
Place the shot glass inside the bottom of a pint glass.
Pour Bacardi silver rum around ...]

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Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Made(2001)


Ricky Slade:
I don't know why we don't get a drink, sittin' inside this place.

Bobby:
Chloe wanted to come here.

Ricky Slade:
She doesn't know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bordner's. She could play the trivia game that she likes or the little racing game thing she does .

Bobby:
She's a little girl, little girls don't like going to bars.

Ricky Slade:
We had fun. We went to bars when we were kids. Met all the different people. Right? Remember Slimmy?


Salesperson:
Excuse me sir, there's no smoking in here.

Ricky Slade:
Why, you serving food?

Salesperson:
No, it's store policy. And you can't sit at a station without purchasing a ceramic.

Ricky Slade:
You believe this shit. I can't sit at a station without purchasing a ceramic. Well, why don't you bring me a ashtray then. Can I color me that, a ceramic ashtray?



Movie: Oliver!(1968)


Mr. Brownlow:
[referring to Bill Sikes] Who is this man?

Nancy:
No, I won't tell ya! Whatever else I do I won't turn on him. You wouldn't understand, but I've got to go back. I want to go back.



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Mr. Finkle:
What do you know about Ray Finkle?



[Ace sucks in a huge breath of air]

Ace Ventura:
Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American.

Mr. Finkle:
Are you another one of those "Hard Copy" guys?

Ace Ventura:
No sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland.



Movie: Other People's Money(1991)


[Kate offers Lawrence 'greenmail' to drop an unfriendly take-over bid]

Kate Sullivan:
It's not illegal.

Lawrence Garfield:
It's immoral - a distinction lawyers ignore.



Movie: One Hour Photo(2002)


Detective James Van Der Zee:
How did he react?


Bill Owens:
I fire a lot of people, and most get pretty upset. And he got pretty upset. Surely you're taking this seriously?

Detective James Van Der Zee:
Yes - we take it VERY seriously.



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McCain heads for the movies (AP via Yahoo! News)

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 19:14:44 GMT
Sen. John McCain visited a plant that makes armored vehicles for Iraq and Afghanistan, dropped by a polling place and then decided to relax at the movies with his wife, Cindy, on a rainy South Carolina Republican primary day.

Jaman CEO Issues Statement on Apple and Netflix Announcements

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:06:00 GMT
Bolsamania - Jaman.com is revolutionizing the way people discover, enjoy and share movies all over the world. The company is pioneering entertainment on the Internet by delivering hi-def films ...

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Movie: Face of a Fugitive(1959)


Mark Riley:
Are you trying to tell me I should ask her to marry me now? Tonight?

Jim Larsen:
That's what I'm trying to tell you.

Mark Riley:
Don't you realize that I might be killed in the morning?

Jim Larsen:
Anybody can be killed... any day.

Mark Riley:
Anybody is me! Any day is tomorrow!




Movie: The Valley of Gwangi(1969)


Professor Bromley:
I'm prepared to pay a guide handsomely.

Tia Zorina:
To lead to you the forbidden valley? No, not for all the gold in the world.

Tuck:
What's this forbidden valley?

Tia Zorina:
From there came the little horse and until he is returned a great evil will fall upon us.

Professor Bromley:
Rubbish!

Tia Zorina:
I tell you, unless the little horse is returned we shall all suffer the curse of hell.


Professor Bromley:
Superstitious clap-trap! There's nothing hocus-pocus about that little horse. Don't you realise, we've discovered a living specimen of the Eohippus.

Tuck:
What, you mean that thing really is an Eohippus?

Professor Bromley:
Of course!...well, naturally we'd have to prove it by scientific research.



Movie: Making Mr. Right(1987)


Frankie Stone:
For reasons I can't go into and you don't wanna know about, I have to go to this wedding, and I need a date, and you'd be the exact, perfect guy. Now, this isn't a proposition; I just wanna know if you might think about maybe going with me.

Jeff Peters:
A wedding? I don't know; I'm not very good with people.

Frankie Stone:
Oh, they're not people, they're just my family.



Movie: K-PAX(2001)


Prot:
I had never been to a class BA-3 planet before.

Dr. Mark Powell:
Class BA-3?

Prot:
Early stage of evolution-future uncertain.



Movie: Valmont(1989)


Valmont:
You are confusing bets and marriages, madame. One must always honor a bet.



Today's Movie News

Mitosis recipe

Sat, 05 May 2007 21:50:00 +0000
Here is a scrumptious recipe for Mitosis, with VSOP cognac, sweet and sour mix and Canada Dry ginger ale.

1 1/2 oz VSOP cognac
1 oz Canada Dry ginger ale
1/2 oz sweet and sour mix

Fill a whiskey sour glass up about halfway with ice.
Pour the cognac and the sweet and sour mix into the glass.
Top with ...]

Mathematicians in movies topic of program by Dan Bell at Tiffin University Wednesday (Fremont News-Messenger)

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 13:37:01 GMT
TIFFIN -- Dan K. Bell, associate professor of mathematics at Tiffin University, will present the program "Images of Mathematicians in the Movies and the Media" at the next Arts & Angles program at the college.

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Movie: The Osterman Weekend(1983)


[the Motorcycle Cop pulls Osterman over]

Bernard Osterman:
What's the trouble?

Motorcycle Cop:
Can I see your license, please?

Bernard Osterman:
Yeah, I wasn't speeding though. I've given that up. You know I've cut, I've cut way back on speeding. I've cut, cut it way down.

Motorcycle Cop:
Yeah I thought that was you, you write for TV, don't ya?

Bernard Osterman:
Yeah that's me. Yeah I'm, I'm on my way to catch a plane though, right.

Motorcycle Cop:
Oh, don't worry, you'll make it. I like your stuff, Mister Osterman. Only sometimes I think you tend to be a little strident, ya know.

Bernard Osterman:
Strident? Are you giving me a ticket for strident writing are you? That means the death penalty for Beverly Hills parking violations is coming back too, huh?


Motorcycle Cop:
[smiles] Have a nice day.

Bernard Osterman:
Yeah.



Movie: Accepted(2006)


Sherman Schrader:
Who was that?

Bartleby Gaines:
Oh, that's our mascot

Sherman Schrader:
A sandwich? You're the SHIT Sandwiches?



Movie: The Untouchables(1987)


Malone:
[to Ness] Welcome to Chicago.


Malone:
This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.



Movie: Kaijû sôshingeki(1968)



News Reader:
The major cities of the world are being destroyed, one-by-one by the monsters: Moscow by Rodan, Peking by Mothra, London by Manda, Paris by Baragon. And, here's a special news bulletin. Godzilla is now in New York City. The city is being invaded by Godzilla!



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Buddy Kupfer:
Hey Mr. Cochran, just what is the final processing?

Conal Cochran:
Oh I assure you it's just a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Quality inspection, the seal of approval. You know, the usual. And of course, there's a lot of trade secrets.

Buddy Kupfer:
Oh I'd sure like to take a look.


Conal Cochran:
Aw sorry.

Daniel Challis:
Not even a peek for your best salesman?

Buddy Kupfer:
Just one little look?

Conal Cochran:
Well you see, part of the final processing involves volatile chemicals. They're very dangerous. I wouldn't want to put anybody in any danger.

Buddy Kupfer:
Oh sure, I understand.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Amy:
[at Endgame, Amy delivers the formal acceptance speech Max wrote for her] If there is corruption in this city, Lucy Diamond is behind it.


[Lucy enters the auditorium on an upper-floor balcony and listens in painful silence]

Amy:
If there is indecency to be found, she is the root. If there is evil in this world, its name is Lucy Diamond. It's not until moments like this when you are forced to take stock of yourself that you see what you are made of. It's not until moments like this when you have to remember what's right and true. Because it's moments like this when you discover what it truly means to be a D.E.B.



[looks up, sees Lucy, and stops reading]

Amy:
Which is why I can't accept this award from you tonight. Because, the truth is, the times I spent with Lucy Diamond were the happiest days of my life. And the only brave thing I've done this whole time is what I'm doing now. So if you'll excuse me, I have a date with the devil.


[smiles and runs from the podium]



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Deep Dark Love recipe

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:17:00 +0000
This is a scrumptious recipe for Deep Dark Love, with vanilla vodka, Kahlua coffee liqueur and creme de cacao.

1 oz vanilla vodka
1/2 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
1/2 oz creme de cacao

Shake all ingredients with ice and then strain into a cocktail glass.
Garnish with a couple of whole coffee beans, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

The Merry Gentleman (New York Times)

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:48:53 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers. After fleeing an abusive marriage, a young woman sets off to start a new life. When she finds herself an unwitting witness to a murder, she stumbles into a curious friendship with a depressed hit man.

Double-O-Seven recipe

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 21:55:00 +0000
A tasteful recipe for Double-O-Seven, with Stoli Ohranj vodka, 7-Up soda and orange juice.

1 - 2 oz 7-Up soda
1 1/2 oz Stoli Ohranj vodka
1 splash orange juice

Fill a cocktail glass with crushed ice.
Add Stoli O vodk, and almost fill the glass with 7-up.
Top with a splash of orange juice, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail ...]

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