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Saturday, December 15, 2007

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Movie: The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes(1939)


Sherlock Holmes:
You've a magnificent brain, Moriarty. I admire it. I'd like to present it pickled in alcohol to the London Medical Society.

Professor Moriarty:
Holmes, you only now barely missed sending me to the gallows. You're the only man in England clever enough to defeat me. I'm going to break you. I'm going to bring off right under your nose the most incredible crime of the century, and you'll never suspect it until it's too late. It'll be the end of you Sherlock Holmes. Then I can retire in peace. I'd like to retire; crime no longer amuses me. I'd like to devote my remaining years to abstract science.



Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


The Worm:
'Allo.

Sarah:
Did you say... hello?

The Worm:
No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough.

Sarah:
Oh... you're a worm, aren't you?

The Worm:
Yeah, that's right.

Sarah:
You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?

The Worm:
Who, me? No, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the missus.



Movie: The Bachelor(1999)


Jimmie:
Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.

Marco:
You are sick!



Movie: Our Very Own(2005)


Millie Jo:
[as Amy Landers' Rhonda goes to hug her] Honey, watch the back of my hair. I just had it done for the horse show.



Movie: Haakon Haakonsen(1990)


The Captain:
Tell me, your father is a big man. Why are you so puny?



Movie: Tall Tale(1995)


Pecos Bill:
Don't lose the dream!



Movie: Oklahoma! (TV)(1999)


Laurey:
[comes out holding laundry hamper]


[singing]

Laurey:
Oh, what a beautiful mornin'! Oh, what a beautiful day.

Laurey:
[sees curly]


[speaking]

Laurey:
Oh, thought you were somebody.

Laurey:
[continues singing while hanging clothesline] I got a beautiful feeling, ev'rythin's goin' my way.

Laurey:
[looks at Curly and Aunt Eller] Is this all that's come a-callin' an' already 10 o'clock on a Saturday mornin'?



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
The 'Sports Almanac'. Son of a bitch stole my idea! He must have been listening when I... It's my fault! The whole thing's my fault. If I hadn't have boughten that damn book, then none of this would have ever happened.

Doc:
Well, forget it Marty. That's all in the past.

Marty McFly:
You mean the future.

Doc:
Whatever! It demonstrates precisely how time travel can be mis-used, and why the time machine must be destroyed, after we straighten all of this out.



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Russian Bloody Mary recipe

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:30:00 +0000
A distinctive recipe for Russian Bloody Mary, with Stolichnaya vodka, tomato juice and Tabasco sauce.

1 part Stolichnaya vodka
1 part salted tomato juice
2 drops Tabasco sauce

Pour chilled vodka into a shot glass, and carefully add chilled tomato juice so that it falls to the bottom of the glass.
Add tabasco sauce, and serve.
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Ice Cream and Movies will aid Animal Rescue (East Brunswick Sentinel)

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:36:27 GMT
An Ice Cream and Movies event to benefit Animal Rescue Force, East Brunswick, is set for 8 p.m. on Dec. 17 in the theater food court at Mega Movies, East Brunswick. Sponsors are Mega Movies, 20th Century Fox and Ben and Jerry's.

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Movie: Zebrahead(1992)


Nikki:
Why you gotta be so loud?

Nut:
To be heard.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Felix Ungar:
We'd better call Budget and have them fax us another car.



Movie: The Old Dark House(1932)


Margaret Waverton:
Well, I know what I'm going to do. That is if Miss Femm will let me.

Rebecca Femm:
What?

Margaret Waverton:
I'm dreadfully wet and I'd be so glad if I could go and change my clothes.

Margaret Waverton:
What?

Rebecca Femm:
I wondered if I might go and change my things.

Margaret Waverton:
You look wet. You'd better go and change your things.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Carl:
Now, I've got some things that will put the bit back in your mouth...


[Van Helsing stops to inspect a rack of swords]

Carl:
Oh, any idiot can make a sword.


[a hulking monk turns around holding a newly-forged sword, staring daggers at Carl]

Carl:
Oh, sorry, Father.



Movie: Face/Off(1997)


Castor Troy:
I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave.





'I Am Legend' a One-Man American Metaphor

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 23:35:00 GMT
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Julie Christie: Awards make me anxious

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 23:49:00 GMT
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Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


Michael:
Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.

Elliot:
It was nothing like that, penis breath!



Movie: Wagons East(1994)


Billy:
[after Julian finishes with his back] Thanks a lot.


[turns around, notices Julian's hard-on]

Billy:
Wow, Julian. Look at you. Did you see a mermaid?


[Julian blushes and giggles]

Billy:
Man, cold water usually has the opposite effect on me.



Movie: Dangerous Brothers Present: World of Danger (V)(1986)


Richard Dangerous:
Well, we've all got something in common, haven't we? That's right, It's Saturday Night! But it's not only Saturday night, it's also Wednesday night!


[pause]

Richard Dangerous:
I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that. Can I start over?

Offscreen:
No, I'm sorry, but we just haven't got the time.

Richard Dangerous:
Well, then I hope you DIE!



Movie: Urban Cowboy(1980)


Bud:
[to Wes] HEY TATTOO! You see this here? That there's a weddin' ring. That means we're married! She's MINE, okay?



Movie: The Quick and the Dead (TV)(1987)


Con Vallian:
Why is it that the man who begs for mercy never gives it?



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


[Refusing heterosexual sex with Dedee]

Matt Mateo:
I've never tried communism, but I know I wouldn't like that. It's the same thing. Or grits.



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Win 'P.S. I Love You' Movie Prizes (WGAL 8 Susquehanna Valley)

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:50:43 GMT
Click in to enter for your chance to win movie prizes based on the new Hilary Swank-Gerard Butler romantic comedy drama "P.S. I Love You."

Report: Former Newark mayor billed adult movies to city

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:51:00 GMT
Philadelphia Inquirer - NEWARK, N.J. - Indicted former Mayor Sharpe James billed the city for adult movies and body lotions while on a business trip, prosecutors allege in documents filed in federal court. The allegations were detailed in a Nov. 17 letter sent to James ...

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Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Taj:
[Jumps up] WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?

Hutch:
In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but the damn thing won't light.

Taj:
That's no bong... It's for my shlong.


[Hutch starts coughing and gagging]

Hutch:
Hold up, I just put my mouth on your cock-pump?


[Taj nods his head]

Hutch:
Oh damn!



Movie: The Jacksons: An American Dream (TV)(1992)


Michael Jackson:
Tell them I liked riding in the ambulance. It was wild with the sirens wailing.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Clark:
I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

Rusty Griswold:
[Grab's Clars shoulder] Dad, you wan an Asprin?

Clark:
DON'T TOUCH!



Movie: Da Kath & Kim Code (TV)(2005)


Kim Day Craig:
You know, Brett, it's one thing to crack onto someone else, but what's hurt me more deeply than I can say is that you'd chase someone as foul as Kelly!



Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Hernando Cortés:
[Cortés slaps Tecuichpo] I don't give a damn about your people!

Tecuichpo:
[She stares at him and exits the room]

Hernando Cortés:
[to himself] It is you I care for.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
Gwen, good of you to come. Now take off your clothes. It is the naked mile run.



Movie: The Addiction(1995)


Casanova:
Seventh Circle, huh? Dante described it perfectly. Bleeding trees waiting for Judgment Day, where we can all hang ourselves from our own branches. It's not that easy...”Doctor." To find rest takes a real genius. It's all a matter of discernment. Now, R.C. Sproul said we're not sinners because we sin, but we sin because we are sinners. In more accessible terms, we're not evil because of the evil we do, but we do evil because we *are* evil. Yeah. Now what choices do such people have? It's not like we have any options.



Movie: Underground(1941)


Kurt Franken:
I'm not going to let you go on working with those traitors.

Sylvia Helmuth:
Take me back and I'll do anything you want me to do. You'll only take me back.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt #1:
[after killing you] I get his helmet!



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
If that's not Tommy Nelson it's Frankenstein. FRANKENSTEIN!



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Love in an Elevator recipe

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:57:00 +0000
Check out this scrumptious recipe for Love in an Elevator, with gin, Green Curacao liqueur and ginger ale.

1 oz gin
1/2 oz Green Curacao liqueur
2 1/2 oz ginger ale

Pour the gin and green curacao into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, and strain into a cocktail glass, Fill with soda, and serve.
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