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Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Karaoke Revolution Presents: American Idol (VG)(2007)


[says it sometimes when you failed the song in "American Idol" mode]

Simon Cowell:
[sarcastically strict] Stop. Stop! Stop! That's enough.



Movie: V (TV)(1983)


[Abraham is hiding the Maxwell family in the pool house]

Stanley Bernstein:
I really don't believe you brought them here.

Abraham Bernstein:
They have nowhere to go. Their house is being watched now.

Stanley Bernstein:
And so is ours! By Daniel! Tell them that we're sorry...


Abraham Bernstein:
Stanley, you don't understand. They have to stay. They need a place to hide!

Stanley Bernstein:
And why is that?

Abraham Bernstein:
Because the father is a scientist.

Stanley Bernstein:
And therefore suspect! And a fugitive, I take it, which would make them doubly dangerous.

Abraham Bernstein:
They have to stay.

Stanley Bernstein:
And I'm telling you to get them out, before I ...

Abraham Bernstein:
I won't.

Stanley Bernstein:
Then I will!

Abraham Bernstein:
[shouts] No, you won't! We had to put you in a suitcase. In a suitcase! You were eight months old. That's how we smuggled you out.


Stanley Bernstein:
I know the story!

Abraham Bernstein:
No, you don't! You don't. Your mother, auv shalom... your mother didn't have a heart attack in the boxcar. She made it with me, to the camp. I can still see her, standing naked in the freezing cold. Her beautiful black hair was gone. They'd shaved her head. I can still see her waving to me, as they marched her off with the others to the showers - the showers with no water. Perhaps, if somebody had given us a place to hide... don't you see, Stanley? They have to stay. Or else, we haven't learned a thing!



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


Consuella:
The brutal is now in fourth hour of unconscious sleep. It's astonishing that Homo Sapiens spends so much time in this vulnerable condition, at the mercy of its enemies.



Movie: The Addiction(1995)


Peina:
Mankind has striven to exist beyond good and evil, from the beginning. And you know what they found? Me.



Movie: Unknown World(1951)


Dr. Jeremiah Morley:
The world's changed since yesterday.




Movie: The Van(1977)


Dugan Hicks:
NOBODY calls Dugan a TURD!



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Jake Mosby:
Buck up, Homer. You're a Coalwood boy! You get down there, get that shovel in your hands, coaldust on your neck, feel just as natural as a tick on a dog.




Movie: L.A. Story(1991)


[as they walk to the restaurant, a loud clanging sound is heard]

Harris:
What's that clanging sound?

Roland:
It's a nuisance. It's my damn testicles.



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Annie Brackett:
[Michael Myers's car cruises by the girls walking home from school] Hey, jerk! SPEED KILLS!


[the car screeches to a halt]

Annie Brackett:
God, can't he take a joke?

Laurie:
You know Annie some day you're going to get us all in deep trouble.


Lynda:
Totally.

Annie Brackett:
I HATE a guy with a car and no sense of humor.



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Marcus Burnett:
Damn, it's the niggras!



Movie: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew(1983)


Policeman:
I wouldn't go in there. There's a big skunk in there.

The Inspector:
[Flashes his badge] We know about that. It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.



Today's Movie News

Dad, you've come to the Reitman

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Ten movies couples can snuggle up to (State Hornet)

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:17:20 GMT
Mikhail Chernyavsky and Briana Monasky give us 10 movies that are key to a romanic evening. (0) comments TODAY Randy Solorio spent time as an actor, dancer and singer before coming to Sac State.

Overlooked Con Man Movies (AskMen)

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:47:18 GMT
To your average, modern, Saw VII -loving movie fan, con-man movies are often confusing, frustrating and downright boring.

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Movie: Oklahoma!(1955)


Aunt Eller Murphy:
[singing] I'd like to say a word for the cowboys.

Carnes:
Oh, you would, would you?

Aunt Eller Murphy:
The road he treads is difficult and stony. He rides for days on end with just a pony for a friend...

Ado Annie:
I sure am feelin' sorry for the pony!




Movie: E tu vivrai nel terrore - L'aldilà(1981)


Narrator:
And you will face the sea of darkness, and all therein that may be explored.



Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)


Marge Sherwood:
Why is it when men play they always play at killing each other?



Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


Horace Tabor:
Wait a minute! You can't buy a woman for money.

Mad Jack Duncan:
You just try and get one without it.



Movie: B*A*P*S(1997)


James:
See you deserve this kinda stuff...


[hanging head to "cry"]

James:
but I just can't give it to you... You deserve nice stuff... You deserve a big ol' house... and you - you deserve your own back yard... and - and everyone else got a - a little white dog, why you can have one? I wanna take you out to dinner... everytime we go out, we gotta watch - other people eat... HELL I wanna eat too! And - and you need some clothes... W-w-why should you have to wear your Sunday clothes on Wednesday? Now look girl... don't think a dude a punk cause he crying like a little girl - but you're my queen... and I Lah-Love you!

Mickey:
Oh James you ain't never said nothin' like this... Don't said it if you don't mean it!


[knocks James into a fountain]

James:
I MEAN IIIIIIIIIIIIT!




Movie: Vacation(1983)


Clark:
Oh Ellen, the old west was dirty. Everything isn't like home. If everything were like home, there would be no reason for leaving home. Right, Rusty?



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Uma Thurman on love and career

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Wal-Mart won't stock HD DVD movies, players past June (Addict 3D)

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:12:35 GMT
Following in the footsteps of Netflix and Best Buy publicly siding with Blu-ray in the next-generation DVD format war, Wal-Mart announced Friday it will no longer be stocking HD DVD players or movies by June.

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Lines from Movies for Today

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Under the Cherry Moon(1986)


Tricky:
[mocking Christopher after he got stood up] I'll meet you at the club in two hours.

Christopher Tracy:
I got waylaid.

Tricky:
No, you got la-aid!



Movie: One False Move(1992)


Cheryl Ann:
He don't know no better, he watches television. I read non-fiction.




Movie: Dark Harbor(1998)


David:
It's just a mushroom.



Movie: Madame Racketeer(1932)


Jack Houston:
You're a sure cure for insomnia, grandma.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)



Marine:
Dude are you made of leprechauns? Cause that was awesome!



Movie: The Baby-Sitters Club(1995)


Jessi Ramsey:
Oh, Dawn. I heard that Alan Gray likes you.

Mallory Pike:
Likes her? Or ''Like'' likes her?


[Makes Jessi laugh]

Dawn Schafer:
That dweeb? Spare me. It doesn't matter anyway because I don't like him. Or ''like'' like him.

Mary Anne Spier:
Something's wrong here, you guys. School's out and I miss it.


Dawn Schafer:
I know, it's not that I love it, just...

Mary Anne Spier:
We don't get to see each other everyday?

Jessi Ramsey:
And we end up baby-sitting at different houses.

Mallory Pike:
We might as well be on seperate planets.

Mary Anne Spier:
Yeah.



Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!"(1982)


Capt. Hans Geering:
Rene, your wife has many talents.

Col. Von Strom:
Singing isn't one of them.



Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Johnny Knoxville:
[after taking a fall] My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that.




Movie: The Uninvited(1944)


Pamela Fitzgerald:
Important decisions have to be made quickly.



Today's Movie News

Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:44:31 GMT
Mat-Su Cinema, 2430 Parks Highway, Wasilla, 373-7003. Minors must have ID for admission to R-rated movies. Tickets are $8 for those 13 and older and $6 for seniors and children and for matinees (listed in parentheses).

Wal-Mart won't stock HD DVD movies, players past June (BetaNews)

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:33:00 GMT
Following in the footsteps of Netflix and Best Buy publicly siding with Blu-ray in the next-generation DVD format war, Wal-Mart announced Friday it will no longer be stocking HD DVD players or movies by June. The decision was announced on Wal-Mart's Check Out blog by retail buyer Susan who is "excited" that it will make her job easier.

Hermann Joha

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:46:00 GMT
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Conflict: Denied Ops

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:58:00 GMT
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Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


Big Joe:
[shouting to the captured German Colonel] Look! We're not worried about the German army, we've got enough troubles of our own. To the right General Patton, to the left the British Army, to the rear our own goddamn artillery, and besides all that it's raining. And the only good thing to say about the weather: it keeps our air corps from blowing us all to Hell because its too lousy to fly, versteh?

Col. Dumpkopf:
[he understands] Ja, ja, versteh.


Big Joe:
OK.



Movie: The Kentuckian(1955)


Susie:
Sometimes you can ruin what you love.



Movie: Olsen-banden på sporet(1975)


Yvonne Jensen:
[Yvonne sits down at the breakfast table drunk, holding a bloody mary] My god, look... Egon's got 2 heads. How can you stand that in this heat?

Egon Olsen:
Spare me that drunken nonsense in the middle of the morning.


Yvonne Jensen:
I'm sorry. But you could at least take one hat off.



Movie: Quinceañera(2006)


Carlos:
[at Tio Tomas' funeral] Tomas Alvarez was born in Jalisco, Mexico in 1921. The 13th kid out of 22. When he was born, he was so small, the midwife said he wasn't worth washing. But he ended up outliving all of them. In his life, he was an office boy, a barber and a farm worker. Then in America, he sold champurrado. Everybody knew him. If you walk down the street, he would stop every two minutes to talk to someone. They were always happy to see him.


[pauses]


Carlos:
He had a love inside him that was so strong. It came from his heart and out through his eyes like a golden light. Everybody could see it, because he loved everyone and judged no one. At the end of my life, I will count it as my greatest privilege that I knew a saint. Because Tomas Alvarez was a saint. And he will not leave us. His spirit is still strong. He will be with us 'til the end of our days.



Movie: Gallagher: Stuck in the Sixties (TV)(1983)


Gallagher:
How many of you are involved in a relationship? Actually, how many of you are married? Married people?


[audience applauds in response]

Gallagher:
Oh, okay. You're not involved in a relationship.




Movie: The Palm Beach Story(1942)


Gerry Jeffers:
You're not being rude, dear, you're just being yourself.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Ulysses Everett McGill:
The treasure is still there boys, believe me.

Delmar O'Donnell:
But how'd he know about the treasure?

Ulysses Everett McGill:
I don't know Delmar. The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision...

Pete:
He said we wouldn't get get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our ob-stac-les.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
Well what the hell does he know, he's just an ignorant old man?



Movie: Baby Boy(2001)


Melvin:
That's what it's all about. Guns and butter, baby! You little dumb motherfuckers.



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Uma Thurman on love and career

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Recent movies, February 15 (Rocky Mountain News)

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:07:07 GMT
Don't tell us you forgot Valentine's Day. Hollywood didn't and released most of their movies on Thursday to cash in on a big date night. Capsules of the reviews you may have missed (for complete reviews, go to Rocky MountainNews.com):

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Daily Quotes

Today's Quotes:

Movie: Under Fire(1983)


Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?


Claire:
[she nods 'yes']

Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.

Claire:
Perhaps they will.

Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Chris:
There's no need to apologize. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


[opening Lines]

Walter Fane:
Hello.

Kitty Garstin:
Hello.

Walter Fane:
Say, I was wondering...

Kitty Garstin:
What?

Walter Fane:
Sorry. I - I was wondering if you'd like to dance.


Kitty Garstin:
Why not?



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


John Royce:
[seeing Cosmo about to light up a cigar] Would you mind not lighting that?

Cosmo Renfro:
[continuing to light up his Cigar] Yes.



Latest Movie News

Movies get early start for Valentine's Day (Reuters via Yahoo! News)

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:30:25 GMT
Cupid has a soft spot for Hollywood this year. Four movies, led by the sci-fi thriller "Jumper," will get an early start on the Presidents Day holiday weekend by opening Thursday for Valentine's Day.

Are bad movies to blame for downturn? Or a bad cinema experience?

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:42:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - SkyCity says under-performing Hollywood movies and smaller summer audiences - combined with the upcoming capital costs of upgrading the chain - led it to reassess profit expectations for the country's ...

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Today's Quotations

Quotations:

Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.



Movie: A Tanú(1969)


Virág Árpád:
Is it possible that I'm a spy?


Pelikán József, gátõr:
Everything's possible.



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.


Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Adam:
Once people got use to staying away, they always stayed away. I never got close to anybody.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Today's Movie News

TV shows, movies new on DVD (Moorpark Acorn)

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:33:09 GMT
Film and television author Randy Williams reviews the lat est movies, television shows, documentaries and music pro grams now available for purchase online and at retail stores.

Short Takes: Movies opening this week

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:30:00 GMT
New York Daily News - Drama about a child soldier in Africa. (1:10) Unrated: violence, language. At Film Forum. There’s no questioning the sincerity of the filmmakers or the urgency of the subject matter, but the clumsiness with which this harrowing story of a child ...

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