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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

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Today's Quotes:



Movie: Magic Town(1947)


Lawrence 'Rip' Smith:
I've been searching for a town like this for years. You know, when I got off that train this morning, I said to myself "This is it." I've just walked through your town, folks, with its shade trees and its lovely parks. I stood before your impressive buildings mellowed with age, and I said to myself "Here is a sturdy challenge to the evils of the modern era." I watched your people on the street, and I felt their vitality and their sense of security. Your children are happy. They're happy. You can see it in their dear little faces, and hear it in their wholesome talk. There's beauty here. It's almost indescribable. You're used to it, you're all a part of it, you take it for granted. But to me, it's a hope and a dream of a lifetime. I too want to become a part of it. Please don't change it.


[addressing a meeting of the Grandview city council]



Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


Charlie:
[after kissing Jessie under the waterfall] Okay, I'll admit it. This is the most romantic moment of my entire life.


Louis:
[Runs over] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


[Does a cannonball into the water]

Charlie:
And now it's over.



Movie: Baby Boom(1987)


Helga Von Haupt:
I think you should know from the start that I am a full-charged nanny. I don't argue and I do not like to be argued with.



Movie: Keiner liebt mich(1994)


Fanny Fink:
I wouldn't fall in love with me if I were you.



Movie: Half Past Dead(2002)


49er Six:
I am the Queen Bitch of the Universe.



Movie: Mad Dog and Glory(1993)


[Glory catches Wayne counting money in the bathroom]

Glory:
How much am I going for?

Mad Dog:
About $40,000.

Glory:
Is that all?

Mad Dog:
Knocked down from 75.


Glory:
I must be out of season.



Movie: Halloween(1978)


[to Leigh Brackett]

Dr. Sam Loomis:
He is coming to your little town!



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Dedee:
I'd like a Long Island iced tea, please.

Bill Truitt:
Is that a good idea, for the baby?


Dedee:
Oh, please. This baby owes its life to Long Island iced teas, if you know what I mean.



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Jager Monster Shot recipe

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 15:13:00 +0000
This is a mouthwatering recipe for Jager Monster Shot, with Jagermeister herbal liqueur, orange juice and grenadine syrup.

1 1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1 oz orange juice
1 splash grenadine syrup

Shake all ingredients with ice in a shaker, strain into a shot glass and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Movie: Quest for Glory IV: Shadows of Darkness (VG)(1994)


Erana:
I shall love you forever! Farewell!



Movie: The Other Side of the Mountain Part II(1978)


Jill Kinmont:
I love you... but I can't have you! I can't have anybody!



Movie: O Lucky Man!(1973)


Crowd:
[referring to an on-stage sex-act performance] Chocolate sandwich! Chocolate sandwich! Chocolate sandwich! Chocolate sandwich!




Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Frank:
Who are you?

Harmonica:
Jim Cooper, Chuck Youngblood.

Frank:
More dead men.


Harmonica:
They were all alive until they met you, Frank.



Movie: Out of Sight(1998)


Maurice "Snoopy" Miller:
Well, the man don't just have to die, Foley. I mean, he could accidentally hurt himself falling down on something real hard, you know? Like a shiv, or my dick?



Movie: Tarzan(1999)


Jane Porter:
And there were gorillas.

Professor Porter, Clayton:
Gorillas?

Clayton:
You found the gorillas? Where, Jane? Where?

Jane Porter:
He left with them.

Professor Porter:
Who did? Who?

Jane Porter:
Tarzan.


Clayton:
Tarzan?

Jane Porter:
The ape man.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
Magneto's right: there is a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

Storm:
At least I've chosen a side.



Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)


Russ Tyler:
Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it! Hahaha!




Movie: Universal Soldier: The Return(1999)


[Trying to jump off building into garbage truck]


Romeo:
Capture Deveraux, minimal damage.


[Jumps]

Romeo:
[Truck moves]

Romeo:
Oh SHIT!



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Anna Riley:
I'm gonna miss a lot of things around here. Like Len's endless Howard Stern recountings and of course my Romeo Casanova boy across the way.

Len:
[someone in Casanova's office starts waving a sign] Hey, what is that?


Anna Riley:
I don't know.


[looks through binoculars]

Debbie:
Who is that?

Anna Riley:
It's Jake.

Debbie:
What's he doing?

Anna Riley:
[He's miming "pick up the phone", she picks up the phone] Anna Riley.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Hi, Anna? Can, can you see me? Cause I can't see you, I'm just looking at a reflection of myself.


Anna Riley:
Jake, I can see you, what are you doing?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I've been trying to get up there for the last hour but it's like the frigging Pentagon with that T-Bone guy. So I decided to try Mr Casanova here - by the way his name is Howard. Anyway I've been doing some thinking and there are some things I'd like to talk to you about.


[Debbie switches to speakerphone]

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Am I on speakerphone?

All Anna's colleagues:
Hi, Jake!


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Hi. Hi. Can I talk to you alone? Can I come over there?

Anna Riley:
No, I think now would be a good time.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Ok. Well, I've been thinking about some of the things you said and you were right.

Anna Riley:
About what?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
About us. About me, especially about me.


Anna Riley:
So what are you saying Jake?

All Anna's colleagues:
Yeah, what are you saying Jake?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I'm saying I love you. I'm in love with you. And I've been waiting my whole life for someone like you and I'm not gonna let you go. Please don't go. Anna, I'm not gonna let you go.


[pause]

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Could we hang up the phone maybe.




Movie: The Van(1977)


Larry:
I have one for youse, me chips are as burnt as fuck!




Movie: Baby Boom(1987)


Doctor Jeff Cooper:
You know... you kind of remind me of a bull terrier of some kind.

J.C. Wiatt:
Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.



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HBO will begin offering shows and movies on the Internet today to subscribers in some parts of Wisconsin.

Gateraide recipe

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:43:00 +0000
A appetizing recipe for Gateraide, with vodka, Midori melon liqueur and sweet and sour mix.

1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz vodka
2 oz sweet and sour mix

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with 3 - 4 ice cubes.
Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Lines from Movies for Today

Today's Lines from Movies:



Movie: Quake 4 (VG)(2005)


Sledge:
Welcome back, corporal Kane. May I be the first to say you look like shit.




Movie: Our America (TV)(2002)


LeAlan Jones:
I live in the ghetto. I'm supposed to be a loser. I'm supposed to be snatching a purse and shooting your head off. I'm a person that doesn't vote. I'm the motherfucker that's supposed to fill your jails. I'm not supposed to be intelligent; I'm not supposed to know what I know, but I do. I've got an uncle and a cousin that are career criminals, no father, a mother who was pronounced mentally ill, and a grandmother that raised him and twenty kids, but I'll still make it. I know you don't want to hear about the pain and suffering in that part of the city, but that part of the city is part of your city too. I believe in my heart that we must find a way to help one another. Not me by myself, or you by yourself; I'm talking about all of us, living together, in our city, in our America.



Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)


Snake:
[entering shop] What's that smell?

Mike Barnes:
I don't know.


[sniffs air]

Mike Barnes:
It smells like yellow streak.

Daniel Larusso:
Hey! Okay! This isn't funny anymore.

Snake:
[real cocky] Oh, I know.


Mike Barnes:
Sign the application yet?

Daniel Larusso:
No.

Snake:
[calls across the room] Hey Dennis! He didn't sign it yet.

Dennis:
[puts something down he was looking at and shakes his head back and forth making tsking sounds. Then he karate chops some shoji windows]



Movie: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers(1988)


Dr. Samuel Loomis:
We're not talking about any ordinary prisoner, Hoffman! We are talking about evil on two legs.



Movie: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight(1995)


Uncle Willie:
Jeryline you wouldn't hurt your old uncle will now would you baby.



Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)


Frank:
What do you want? Who are you?

Harmonica:
Dave Jenkins.

Frank:
Dave Jenkins is dead a long time ago.

Harmonica:
Calder Benson.


Frank:
What's your name? Benson's dead, too.

Harmonica:
You should know, Frank, better than anyone. You killed them.



Movie: Khamoshi: The Musical(1996)


Raj:
[to Annie about her parents] They will not be able to hear you, but they will be able to feel you.




Movie: The Talk of the Town(1942)


Leopold Dilg:
With these indoor habits of yours, you've got the complexion of a gravel pit.


Michael Lightcap:
You know, Joseph, you're no oil painting yourself.



Today's Movie News

Oscar movies tend to follow the cultural mood (Calgary Sun)

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:06:47 GMT
Movies tend to follow the cultural mood rather than predict it, but somebody had a crystal ball when the films of 2007 were being created.

Long Island Taxi recipe

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:31:00 +0000
This is a sweet recipe for Long Island Taxi, with vodka, gin, tequila, rum and orange juice.

1 oz gin
1 oz rum
1 oz tequila
2 oz vodka
orange juice

Pour all liquors into a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
Add orange juice to taste, and shake.
Strain into shot glasses or a single highball glass, and serve.
Serve in a Highball ...]

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Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


Dr. Curtis McCabe:
And you didn't immediately wanna sleep with her?

David:
Well, you know, I'm a pleasure delayer.



Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)


Alberta Marlow:
We were discussing Philippine economics when we were so rudely interrupted.


Dr. Lorenz:
My own field! Miss Marlowe was kind enough to listen to me.

Rick Leland:
They're going to be free in 1946, aren't they?

Dr. Lorenz:
They are - provided America does not insist on fighting a war with Japan. It's my opinion that that contingency is going to keep the Philippines from being free.

Alberta Marlow:
Won't Japan gobble them up?

Rick Leland:
No offense, but Japan or Canada or anybody else can have the Philippines as far as I'm concerned. It's hot in Manila!

Dr. Lorenz:
Might even be hotter before long.

Alberta Marlow:
Hot enough to go around in shorts?

Rick Leland:
Ah, there's a Canadian for you! Let them take their clothes off, and they're happy.



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


[Telling McMurphy about Chief]

Billy:
He-he-he can't hear you. He's d-d-deaf and d-d-dumb.



Movie: R.O.T.O.R.(1989)


Captain Barrett Coldyron:
Remember what I said at R.O.T.O.R.'s christening? First prototype of a future battalion, on the battlefield highways of the future. He'll be the judge, jury, and executioner. Now, I've got to wonder: Were we playing God, breathing life into our artificial Adam? Or have we lost sight of paradise? What was it Milton said? "Did I request thee, maker, from my clay to mold me man? Did I solicit thee from darkness to promote me?" Is it his fault he is what he is? Or is it ours?



Movie: The Acid House(1998)


Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
[about to be breast-fed] Phwoar, ya dirty cunt, ye. You've got some set a' jugs on ye, right enough, doll. Business gear.



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Fucked Up Shark recipe

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:24:00 +0000
This is a delectable recipe for Fucked Up Shark, with Jeremiah Weed bourbon whiskey, Blue Curacao liqueur, triple sec, Southern Comfort peach liqueur and tonic water.

1 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1 1/2 oz Jeremiah Weed bourbon whiskey
1 1/2 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
1 1/2 oz triple sec
12 oz can tonic water

Pour the Jeremiah Weed ...]

HBO to let customers view shows and movies on their computers (WKBT La Crosse)

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:40:14 GMT
NEW YORK (AP) - HBO is rolling out a new service allowing subscribers to the premium cable channel to watch HBO programs, movies and sports shows on their computers.

Beatles-Regisseur Lester wird 75

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Movie: Darkman II: The Return of Durant (V)(1994)


Rollo Latham, Durant Henchman & CEO Inter-City Land Development:
[about Dr. Brinkman] Do you want me to make him the usual offer?


Robert G. Durant:
I don't think we should attract too much attention to ourselves, Rollo, why don't you try money instead?



Movie: Accepted(2006)


Bartleby Gaines:
Hey Rory, hows it goin? What's wrong?

Rory:
I... I... I- I didn't get into Ya- I didn't get into... I-I-I I didn't get into Yal- I didn't get into Yale.

Bartleby Gaines:
What? Why not?

Rory:
Well, there's no room for Rory at Yale! No, too many mediocre rich kids with well-connected parents.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Beaumont:
I'm still scared as a motherfucker, O.D. They talking like they serious as hell giving me time for that machine gun shit.

Ordell Robbie:
Aw, come on, man, they just trying to put a fright in your ass.

Beaumont:
Well, if that's what they doin', they done did it.

Ordell Robbie:
How old is that machine gun shit?

Beaumont:
About three years...

Ordell Robbie:
Three years? That's a old crime, man! They ain't got enough room for all the niggers running around killing people today, now how are they gonna find room for you?



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


[Devlin has just provided Steiner with a much-needed resource]

Colonel Kurt Steiner:
Mr. Devlin, you are an extraordinary man.

Liam Devlin:
Col. Steiner, you're an extraordinary judge of character.



Movie: The Tall Guy(1989)


Ron Anderson:
You're both sacked. I give you a week's notice.

Dexter:
You can't do that! I demand to talk to the producer.

Ron Anderson:
I am the producer.

Dexter:
In that case, you can do that but I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of sacking me because I resign!

Ron Anderson:
Fine, then you get no severance pay and I sue your arse for breach of contract.

Dexter:
In that case I don't resign, you total and utter bastard!

Ron Anderson:
[slams the door in Dexter's face]


Dexter:
I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!



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Movie: Darkman II: The Return of Durant (V)(1994)


Rollo Latham, Durant Henchman & CEO Inter-City Land Development:
[about Dr. Brinkman] Do you want me to make him the usual offer?


Robert G. Durant:
I don't think we should attract too much attention to ourselves, Rollo, why don't you try money instead?



Movie: Accepted(2006)


Bartleby Gaines:
Hey Rory, hows it goin? What's wrong?

Rory:
I... I... I- I didn't get into Ya- I didn't get into... I-I-I I didn't get into Yal- I didn't get into Yale.

Bartleby Gaines:
What? Why not?

Rory:
Well, there's no room for Rory at Yale! No, too many mediocre rich kids with well-connected parents.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Beaumont:
I'm still scared as a motherfucker, O.D. They talking like they serious as hell giving me time for that machine gun shit.

Ordell Robbie:
Aw, come on, man, they just trying to put a fright in your ass.

Beaumont:
Well, if that's what they doin', they done did it.

Ordell Robbie:
How old is that machine gun shit?

Beaumont:
About three years...

Ordell Robbie:
Three years? That's a old crime, man! They ain't got enough room for all the niggers running around killing people today, now how are they gonna find room for you?



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


[Devlin has just provided Steiner with a much-needed resource]

Colonel Kurt Steiner:
Mr. Devlin, you are an extraordinary man.

Liam Devlin:
Col. Steiner, you're an extraordinary judge of character.



Movie: The Tall Guy(1989)


Ron Anderson:
You're both sacked. I give you a week's notice.

Dexter:
You can't do that! I demand to talk to the producer.

Ron Anderson:
I am the producer.

Dexter:
In that case, you can do that but I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of sacking me because I resign!

Ron Anderson:
Fine, then you get no severance pay and I sue your arse for breach of contract.

Dexter:
In that case I don't resign, you total and utter bastard!

Ron Anderson:
[slams the door in Dexter's face]


Dexter:
I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!



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Netflix to deliver movies directly to TVs (Siskiyou Daily News)

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:08:48 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - DVD-by-mail service Netflix Inc. will begin delivering movies and other programming directly to televisions later this year through a set-top box that will pipe entertainment over a high-speed Internet connection.

Johnny Depp's Piha dip

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:57:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - Johnny Depp's Piha dip 5:00AM Sunday January 20, 2008 By Nicola Shepheard ... Stars hit the Sundance Film Festival; Cloverfield a monster at US box office; Acclaimed movies vie for ...