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Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Gwendolyn Pigeon:
It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building.


Cecily Pigeon:
Well, last night it was so bad, Gwen and I sat there in Nature's own cooling ourselves in front of the open fridge. Can you imagine such a thing?

Oscar Madison:
Well, I'm working on it.


[laughter from the ladies]

Gwendolyn Pigeon:
Actually, it's impossible to get a night's sleep. Ces and I really don't know what to do about it.

Oscar Madison:
Why don't you sleep with an air conditioner?

Gwendolyn Pigeon:
Well, we haven't got one.

Oscar Madison:
I know, but we have.



[more peals of laughter from the ladies]



Movie: Octopussy(1983)


M:
Remember, 007, you're on your own.

James Bond:
Well, thank you, sir. That's a great comfort.



Movie: Dangerous Liaisons(1988)


Vicomte de Valmont:
You see. I have no intention of breaking down her prodigiousness. I want her to believe in god and virtue and the sanctity of marriage, and still, not be able to stop herself. I want the excitement of watching her betray everything that's most important to her.



Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)


Bishop Aringarosa:
[to Silas] We have been betrayed, my son.



Movie: Babe(1995)



Ferdinand the duck:
Look, there's something you should know.

Babe the pig:
Yes?

Ferdinand:
Humans eat ducks!

Babe:
Huh? I beg your pardon?

Ferdinand:
Ah, most ducks would like to forget it, but the fact is that humans like to eat plump, attractive ducks.

Babe:
Ohhh, I don't think so. Not the Boss, not the Boss's wife.

Ferdinand:
Oh, come on. Humans don't eat cats - why?

Babe:
Well, they're...

Ferdinand:
They're indispensable: they catch mice. Humans don't eat roosters - why? They make eggs with the hens and wake everyone up in the morning.


Babe:
Right.

Ferdinand:
I tried it with the hens: it didn't work. So I turned to crowing, and lo! I discover my gift. But no sooner do I become indispensable than they bring in a machine to do the job. Ohhhh-oh-oh, the treachery of it - a mechanical rooster!



Today's Movie News

Ricky Gervais' "Extras" wins Golden Globe

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:26:00 GMT
Reuters UK - The triumph for "Mad Men," the first original drama series developed for cable TV's AMC, which started out specializing in reruns of old movies, continued the HFPA's tradition of recognizing newer, critically acclaimed TV shows. The Primetime Emmy ...

Blue Flush recipe

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:37:00 +0000
Check out this heavenly recipe for Blue Flush, with Crown Royal Canadian whisky, peach schnapps, Blue Curacao liqueur and cranberry juice.

1 splash cranberry juice
1/2 oz Crown Royal Canadian whisky
1/2 oz peach schnapps
3/4 oz Blue Curacao liqueur

Pour the Crown Royal Canadian Whisky, peach schnapps, blue curacao and cranberry juice all into a cocktail shaker half-filled ...]

Dirty Panties recipe

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:37:00 +0000
This is a enticing recipe for Dirty Panties, with tequila and Parmesan cheese.

1 oz tequila
Parmesan cheese

Pour tequila into a shot glass.
Sprinkle parmesan cheese on top, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


[last lines]


Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?



Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)


Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




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Gin and Pear recipe

Wed, 02 May 2007 13:55:00 +0000
A delectable recipe for Gin and Pear, with Bombay Sapphire gin, Looza pear nectar and ice cubes.

2 1/2 oz chilled Bombay Sapphire gin
2 ice cubes
3 oz chilled Looza pear nectar

Pour the Bombay Sapphire gin into an old-fashioned glass.
Add ice cubes, and fill the rest of the glass with Looza pear nectar.
Stir with knife or ...]

Bronze Monkey recipe

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:17:00 +0000
This is a exquisite recipe for Bronze Monkey, with vodka, spiced rum and orange juice.

1 oz spiced rum
1 oz vodka
4 oz orange juice

Shake ingredients together in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Pour into a highball glass half-filled with ice cubes, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Cheeky Vimto recipe

Tue, 01 May 2007 09:53:00 +0000
This is a sweet recipe for Cheeky Vimto, with port and WKD Original Vodka Blue.

1 - 2 oz port
9 oz bottle WKD Original Vodka Blue

Combine both ingredients in a highball glass, stir and serve.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

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Movie: Jack(1996)


Miss Marquez:
When's your birthday?

Jack:
September 12.

Classmate:
[snickering] 1902.








Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!"(1982)


[repeated line]

Monsieur Alfonse:
Oh, my dicky ticker!



Movie: Up in Smoke(1978)


[stoned cop walks to window]

Cop:
What do you guys want?





Movie: Halloween II(1981)


Dr. Sam Loomis:
It's Time, Michael.





Movie: Halo (VG)(2001)


Sgt. Johnson:
When we meet the enemy, we will rip their skulls from their spine, and toss 'em away, laughin'!





Latest Movie News

Tom Scott: Friends in good times and bad

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:00:00 GMT
Stuff - There was no radio, few gifts; their only indulgence was the movies on Saturday nights. His father was a strict and occasionally violent disciplinarian, and believed gluttony was the cause of most ills

Netflix's coming attraction: Unlimited movies shown on Internet (KTVN Reno)

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:57:14 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Online DVD rental service Netflix is lifting the time limits on how long most subscribers can watch movies and television shows over the Internet.

Cranberry Gin recipe

Tue, 01 May 2007 17:32:00 +0000
This is a mouthwatering recipe for Cranberry Gin, with Beefeater gin and cranberry-raspberry juice.

2 oz Beefeater gin
3 oz cranberry-raspberry juice

Shake gin and cran-raspberry juice with cracked ice in a cocktail shaker; pour into a martini glass.
Garnish with a maraschino cherry, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

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Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


[Louis and Melanie are looking at a picture]

Melanie:
That's Japan.

Louis:
Uh, looks like... I can... It shows...

Melanie:
Wanna fuck?

Louis:
Yeah.


[three minutes later]


Melanie:
That was fun.

Louis:
Yeah, that hit the spot.

Melanie:
Now, we can catch up.

Louis:
Yeah.


[heavy breathing]

Louis:
Got a beer?

Melanie:
Sure. In the fridge.



Movie: The Majestic(2001)


Congressman Doyle:
Are you asking this committe to believe that you attended the meeting of a communist organization because of a girl?

Peter Appleton:
Yes sir... I'm sure that even a majority counselor like yourself has familiar with the concept of impressing a girl!



Movie: Baby Snakes(1979)


Frank Zappa:
God made three mistakes. First was the man. Second was the wo-man. Third was the poodle. He meant to make a German Shepherd but he fucked up.



Movie: Our America (TV)(2002)


LeAlan Jones:
I live in the ghetto. I'm supposed to be a loser. I'm supposed to be snatching a purse and shooting your head off. I'm a person that doesn't vote. I'm the motherfucker that's supposed to fill your jails. I'm not supposed to be intelligent; I'm not supposed to know what I know, but I do. I've got an uncle and a cousin that are career criminals, no father, a mother who was pronounced mentally ill, and a grandmother that raised him and twenty kids, but I'll still make it. I know you don't want to hear about the pain and suffering in that part of the city, but that part of the city is part of your city too. I believe in my heart that we must find a way to help one another. Not me by myself, or you by yourself; I'm talking about all of us, living together, in our city, in our America.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
How long have you had your woman, bud?

Brian Kessler:
Three years.

Early Grayce:
Yeah? She's a good one. She's a breeder, you dog.

Brian Kessler:
I'll tell her you said she's a breeder. She'll like that. I'll tell her that.



Movie: Ultrachrist!(2003)


Jesus/Ultrachrist!:
I understand that your faith is shaken, but just because Father Barry grabbed your tushy in Sunday school is no reason to spurn all religion.

Molly:
I never told anyone about that! You really are Jesus! Or a friend of Father Barry.



Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


Mary:
A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?



Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Major Benson Winifred Payne:
[on the rained-out obstacle course] Move it, you turds! You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "spit" and "syphilis!"... You there! Tell Marlee Matlin's son to get across that rope before I hang him with it!



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Lawrence:
[shouting through the wall from his apartment] Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick.



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Cabin Cooler recipe

Tue, 01 May 2007 01:45:00 +0000
Check out this distinctive recipe for Cabin Cooler, with Absolut Raspberri vodka, Captain Morgan Parrot Bay coconut rum, cranberry juice and ginger ale.

16 oz Absolut Raspberri vodka
16 oz Captain Morgan Parrot Bay coconut rum
4 oz ginger ale
8 oz cranberry juice

Combine all ingredients in a pitcher and chill, preferably in ice.
Pour into suitable glasses.
Garnish rim ...]

Blue Flush recipe

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:37:00 +0000
Check out this heavenly recipe for Blue Flush, with Crown Royal Canadian whisky, peach schnapps, Blue Curacao liqueur and cranberry juice.

1 splash cranberry juice
1/2 oz Crown Royal Canadian whisky
1/2 oz peach schnapps
3/4 oz Blue Curacao liqueur

Pour the Crown Royal Canadian Whisky, peach schnapps, blue curacao and cranberry juice all into a cocktail shaker half-filled ...]

Maui Cocktail recipe

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:36:00 +0000
A appetizing recipe for Maui Cocktail, with Mountain Dew Code Red soda and Malibu coconut rum.

3 oz chilled Malibu coconut rum
3 oz chilled Mountain Dew Code Red soda

Add the Mountain Dew Code Red to a highball glass over ice, then add in the rum, and serve.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

Finger Me Good recipe

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:01:00 +0000
Check out this enticing recipe for Finger Me Good, with Crown Royal Canadian whisky and butterscotch schnapps.

1 oz Crown Royal Canadian whisky
1 oz chilled butterscotch schnapps

Mix equal parts Crown Royal and pre-chilled butterscotch schnapps in a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

The gadgets of 2008

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:59:00 GMT
Stuff - Tuesday, Comcast said a super-fast broadband service capable of downloading high-definition movies would be ready this year. Themes in 2008 included simplifying the way consumers shift their audio and ...

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Movie: Our Fathers (TV)(2005)


Angelo DeFranco:
Why did this happen to me?



Movie: Dark Blue(2002)


Det. Sgt. Eldon Perry Jr.:
The choke hold saved lives, but, ah, nobody ever got elected saying that, I suppose.



Movie: Varsity Blues(1999)


Billy Bob:
[staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Kratos Aurion:
Don't do anything you'll regret...



Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)


[the group sees a large sea monster ahead]

Berthold:
I spy with my little eye something that starts with an "M".

Adolphus:
It's a demon of the deep!

Berthold:
That begins with a "D" you klutz!



Today's Movie News

A Harvard Film Archive series shows how wild movies could be before ...

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:40:00 GMT
Boston Globe - Thomas Doherty is professor of American Studies at Brandeis University and author of "Hollywood's Censor: Joseph I. Breen and the Production Code Administration" (Columbia University Press). He'll speak before Friday's pre-Code double bill. Pre-Code ...

Dirty Panties recipe

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:37:00 +0000
This is a enticing recipe for Dirty Panties, with tequila and Parmesan cheese.

1 oz tequila
Parmesan cheese

Pour tequila into a shot glass.
Sprinkle parmesan cheese on top, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

Captain Plah recipe

Tue, 01 May 2007 05:39:00 +0000
Check out this enticing recipe for Captain Plah, with Captain Morgan Original spiced rum and 7-Up Plus soda.

3 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
6 oz 7-Up Plus soda

Stir ingredients together in a highball glass, ice if preferred, and serve.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

On Movies: Warming to this Global news conference

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:57:00 GMT
Philadelphia Inquirer - What if they gave a Golden Globe and nobody came? Something like that is going to happen tonight, as the long and winding strike by the Writers Guild of America deals a blow to fashionistas and film buffs eager to see Hollywood's A-list pour into ...

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Movie: Maid in Manhattan(2002)


Marisa:
The first time you saw me I was cleaning your bathroom floor!

Chris:
You expect me to introduce myself while I'm taking a leak?



Movie: Vengeance of the West(1942)


Joaquin Murietta, aka The Black Shadow:
Look into my face, Gorman. Look hard. Do I not resemble a certain man you once knew, a man you robbed and whipped, then left for dead?



Movie: Wabash Avenue(1950)


Ruby Summers:
Did you tell him?

Andy Clark:
Uh huh.

Ruby Summers:
How did he take it?

Andy Clark:
Straight out of the bottle.



Movie: The Abominable Dr. Phibes(1971)


Rabbi:
There is no doubt that the classical tradition is the curse of boils, bats, frogs, the curse of blood, the curse of rats, hail, of beasts, the locust, of course, the death of the first-born, and then, finally, of darkness.

Inspector Trout:
Darkness, rabbi?

Rabbi:
Yes. The final curse upon the land. To end forever the sleep of man.



Movie: Zaman(1983)


Commissaris:
How is his condition?

Zaman:
Better order a wheelchair.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Raab:
See you Valo.

Valo:
God-damn, I don't know him.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Danny Ocean:
[Answering the phone] Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again.



Movie: Octopussy(1983)


[first lines]

James Bond:
You didn't tell me there was going to be this much security.

Bianca:
They moved the flight up to this afternoon.

James Bond:
Well, we're going to have to go ahead as planned anyway.


[Bianca hands an ID badge with the name 'Luis Toro' to Bond]


James Bond:
Toro. Sounds like a load of bull.



Today's Movie News

Maui Cocktail recipe

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:36:00 +0000
A appetizing recipe for Maui Cocktail, with Mountain Dew Code Red soda and Malibu coconut rum.

3 oz chilled Malibu coconut rum
3 oz chilled Mountain Dew Code Red soda

Add the Mountain Dew Code Red to a highball glass over ice, then add in the rum, and serve.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

Marcus Theatres To Screen Movies Shot In WI (WCCO Minneapolis/St. Paul)

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:57:41 GMT
Marcus Theatres will show movies filmed in Wisconsin to help support the state's budding film economy after tax credits for filmmakers went into effect this month.

Blue Flush recipe

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 03:37:00 +0000
Check out this heavenly recipe for Blue Flush, with Crown Royal Canadian whisky, peach schnapps, Blue Curacao liqueur and cranberry juice.

1 splash cranberry juice
1/2 oz Crown Royal Canadian whisky
1/2 oz peach schnapps
3/4 oz Blue Curacao liqueur

Pour the Crown Royal Canadian Whisky, peach schnapps, blue curacao and cranberry juice all into a cocktail shaker half-filled ...]

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