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Movie: Dangerous Ground(1997)


Vusi Madlazi:
There are two things I never pay for: Pussy and water.

Overweight Prostitute:
Why?

Vusi Madlazi:
Because they should both be free.



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


[Melissa and Ace are reading news clippings about Ray Finkle]

Melissa:
"Replacement Kicker Having a Great Year." "Ready For Super Bowl, All-Star Kicker Boasts."

Ace Ventura:
"Field Goal Sails Wide. Dolphins Lose Super Bowl."

Melissa:
The "Kick Heard Round The World." That was Finkle. The Dolphins lost by one point.


[Ace lets out an impressed whistle. Melissa flips to the next clipping, with a headline that reads "Finkle Contract Not Renewed."]


Melissa:
Poor guy.

Ace Ventura:
Poor guy with a motive, baby.



Movie: Tarzan(1999)


Clayton:
[Draws a crude gorilla on Jane's chalkboard and points to it with the chalk] Gorilla.


Tarzan:
[Takes the chalk and examines it] Gor-illa.

Professor Porter:
[Excited] Oh! Oh! He's got it!

Tarzan:
Gor-illa!


[Proceeds to scribble wildly on the chalkboard]

Tarzan:
Gorrrrr-illllla!

Professor Porter:
Oh, perhaps not...




Movie: Only Angels Have Wings(1939)


Bonnie Lee:
You love him, don't you, Kid?


Kid Dabb:
Yes, I guess I do.

Bonnie Lee:
Why can't I love him the way you do? Why couldn't I sneer when he tries to kill himself, feel proud when he doesn't? Why couldn't I be there to meet him when he gets back? Why couldn't I... What do you do when he doesn't come back when you expect him to?

Kid Dabb:
I go nuts.

Bonnie Lee:
Gee whiz, you're a great help.



Movie: Dangerous Brothers Present: World of Danger (V)(1986)


Richard Dangerous:
That's revolting. What've you been eating?

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Doggie doo.

Richard Dangerous:
Doggie doo?

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Yeah. I did it for a bet.

Richard Dangerous:
A bet?

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Yeah. I said "I bet that tastes disgusting!"



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


J-Bone:
I didn't kill anybody that didn't deserve it.




Today's Movie News

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Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:35:00 GMT
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Receta del ciempiés

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:12:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta agradable para el ciempiés, con la vodka de
Stoli Ohranj, ron de RedRum y arroja a chorros soda de la fruta
cítrica. 1 ron del 1/2 onza RedRum 1 vodka del 1/2 onza Stoli Ohranj
4 onzas arroja a chorros la vodka y el ron de la cosechadora de la
soda de la fruta cítrica en coctelera de coctel con hielo. Sacudara
bien y filtre en el cristal pasado de moda con hielo. Remate apagado
con soda del pomelo y revuelva suavemente. Sirva adentro ...

English cricket coach jailed - News.com.au

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:49:00 GMT
A NEW Zealand-born fitness coach with the England cricket team was jailed last night for six months for downloading child porn movies. Marques Church, 31, who has worked with star players including Michael Vaughan and Kevin Pietersen, was arrested ...

The Express : A Star Football Movie? - BusinessWeek

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:24:00 GMT
It's football season again. Hollywood's local team, the University of Southern California, is again mopping up the field with the opposition. Grizzled veteran quarterback Brett Favre is flinging the pigskin all over a new stadium. And Hollywood is ...

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Movie: Half-Wits Holiday(1947)


Prof. Quackenbush:
How would you like to earn $1000 dollars?

Moe:
Who do we have to murder?

Prof. Quackenbush:
It's nothing like that. All you need to do is let me make gentlemen out of you.

Curly:
Oh please no! There hasn't been a gentleman in our family for 50 generations!

Moe:
Quit bragging.



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


Susan Orlean:
It's over. Everything, I did everything wrong. I want my life back. I want it back before everything got fucked up. I want to be a baby again. I want to be new. I WANT TO BE NEW.




Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Enhancement Smoker:
You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.



Movie: Other People's Money(1991)


Lawrence Garfield:
I never met a person so hard to feed.



Movie: Oklahoma!(1955)


Ado Annie Carnes:
Sometimes there seems like times that men ain't got no need for women.

Girl:
There's sometimes women ain't got no need for men.

Ado Annie Carnes:
Yeah, but who wants to be dead?



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 3: Rimenbâ mai rabu(1985)


Ataru's Mother:
[Weeps] How in the world could this happen?! I don't recall raising you to be a hippo!


Ataru Moroboshi:
Until today, I don't recall growing up to be a hippo, either!



Movie: An Unexpected Family (TV)(1996)


Matt Whitney:
That's a stupid reason

Barbara Whitney:
One of many you'll come across as you grow up.



Movie: F.E.A.R.: First Encounter Assault Recon (VG)(2005)


Harlan Wade:
It is the way of man to make monsters. And it is the nature of monsters to destroy their makers.



Movie: Dad's Army(1971)


Cpt. George Mainwaring:
He's got a gun.

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
Yes I know, I can see that sir, yes.


Cpt. George Mainwaring:
Well, I'm the officer.

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
Well of course you are sir, yes.

Cpt. George Mainwaring:
I should have that.



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Kobayashi:
Mr. Redfoot knew nothing. Mr. Soze rarely works with the same people for very long, and they never know who they're working for. One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.

Fenster:
So why are you telling us?

Kobayashi:
Because you have stolen from Mr.Soze, Mr Fenster. That you did not know you stole from him is the only reason you are still alive, but he feels you owe him. You will repay your debt.

Hockney:
All right, Fuck the Debt - And Fuck You! How do we know you work for Soze?

Kobayashi:
I don't think that is relevant, Mr Hockney. All five of you are responsible for the murder of Saul Berg and his bodyguards. Mr. Redfoot can testify to your involvement, and we can see to it that he will. He is not of your "superior" breed.



Movie: Nabonga(1944)


Marie:
Oh, wait! I'm afraid of that gorilla!

Ray Gorman:
He won't hurt you - not after she's told him not to.

Marie:
And suppose she tells him different... what then?

Ray Gorman:
He'd tear you to pieces.



Movie: The Palm Beach Story(1942)


Tom Jeffers:
That's my wife, you dumb cluck!



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Kiwi born cricket coach jailed over child porn videos - New Zealand Herald

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:04:00 GMT
A New Zealand-born fitness coach with the England cricket team was jailed in Britain overnight for six months for downloading "disgusting" child porn movies. Marques Church, 31 ...

Receta del coctel de Bob

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:41:00 +0000
Esto es una receta distintiva para el coctel de Bob, con el brandy de
la cereza, el licor de la almendra del amaretto, el licor del plátano
y el jugo anaranjado. el licor de la almendra del amaretto de 1 onza
licor del plátano de 1 onza brandy de la cereza de 1 onza jugo
anaranjado de 3/4 onza vierte el brandy de la cereza, el amaretto, el
licor del plátano y el jugo anaranjado en una coctelera de coctel
media llena con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara bien, tensión en
enfriado ...

Kiwi born cricket coach jailed over child porn videos - New Zealand Herald

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:04:00 GMT
A New Zealand-born fitness coach with the England cricket team was jailed in Britain overnight for six months for downloading "disgusting" child porn movies. Marques Church, 31 ...

VIFF: Made-in-B.C. movies find unity in diversity - Vancouver Sun

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:43:00 GMT
VANCOUVER - While there are films from the far-flung corners of the universe at the Vancouver International Film Festival, there are also more B.C. films than in the past, says ...

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Great Quotes

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Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


Zelos Wilder:
[Gets hit in battle] Not the face!



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


Agent Sands:
[talking about El Mariachi] Does it have a name?

Cucuy:
We call him "El". As in "the".

Agent Sands:
I know what it means, thank you.



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Dedee Truitt:
[narrating] Rule one of sex: a person can do anything for ten minutes if they don't breath in.




Movie: Tarantula(1955)


Dr. Matt Hastings:
But what if circumstances magnified one of them in size and strength, took it out of its primitive world, and turned it loose in ours?

Prof. Townsend:
Then expect something that's fiercer, more cruel and deadly than anything that ever walked on earth!



Movie: Once Upon a Time in the Midlands(2002)


Charlie:
[after an altercation between Jimmy and Dek] Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, there's been a bit of an incident. It appears that someone's been given the correct change by one of the barmaids.



Movie: VeggieTales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown (V)(2001)


The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:
Number seven. The Dance of the Yodeling Cebu Lips.

Pa Grape:
Hold it! Stop the countdown! I don't understand. There must be some mistake! I think perhaps the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness may need some recalibrating. This oughta do it.


[Pa Grape hits the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness with a wooden mallet]

The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:
Number seven. The Water Buffalo Song.

Pa Grape:
Oh, that's a nice one. The grandfather of silly songs. The one that started the whole thing. Let's pause for a moment of respect, shall we?


[they wait two seconds]


Pa Grape:
That's enough. Hit it!


[Larry the Cucumber hits the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness with his head]



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Dedee Truitt:
Lucia and Carl had their baby. You can imagine the pick of that litter. It was the kind of kid that if you played with it too much after a feeding, you threw up.




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Receta azul de la tentación

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:29:00 +0000
Esto es una receta divina para la tentación azul, con la vodka, el
licor de Pisang Ambon, creme de bananes, el licor azul de Curacao y la
crema. la crema fresca del 1/2 onza 1/3 oz creme de bananes vodka de
1/6 onza licor de 2/3 onza Pisang Ambon licor azul de 4/5 onza Curacao
vierte todos los ingredientes en una coctelera de coctel media llena
con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara bien, y tensión en enfriado ...

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Movie: Dare to Love (TV)(1995)


Jessica:
Go ahead. Shoot me. Do it.



Movie: Dark Blue(2002)


Det. Sgt. Eldon Perry Jr.:
The S.I.S. doesn't have a jail so if you knock one down, make sure he stays down.



Movie: The Other(1972)


Ada:
It was only a game. We were playing a game, Doushka, like all the other games that we play. Only the time has come for all the games to stop. It is wrong, you see? Dangerous.



Movie: The Ladies Man(1961)


Scrap Iron:
Boy you just ate some shit!



Movie: Daffy Duck's Quackbusters(1988)


Daffy:
You say the Loch Ness Monster is living in your jacuzzi?


[rolls eyes]

Daffy:
Well, call Roto-Rooter!



Movie: Uptown Girls(2003)


Molly Gunn:
Kid, have you ever been to a shrink?

Ray:
Since I was three.



Movie: Half a Sixpence(1967)


[Kipps has received a letter from Ann]

Pearce:
Who's that from? As if we didn't know!

Flo:
Does that girl ever run out of ink?

Kipps:
No, she never lets me down!



Today's Movie News

Receta de la mosca de Bluetail

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:19:00 +0000
Una receta mouthwatering para la mosca de Bluetail, con el licor azul
de Curacao, el cacao de de de nata blanco y la crema de la luz. 1
crema ligera Curacao del tbsp azul del licor 1 del 1/2 onza 1 cacao de
de de nata blanco del tbsp vierte el curacao azul, el cacao de de de
nata blanco y la crema en una coctelera de coctel media llena con
hielo agrietado. Sacudara bien, tensión en un cristal enfriado del
coctel, ...

Number of US Online Households Watching Broadband Video Doubled In One ... - Forbes

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:13:00 GMT
According to a new ABI Research survey of online households in the United States, the number of consumers watching video streamed through a browser has doubled over the past year, going from 32% a year ago to 63% today. ABI Research believes this is ...

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