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Movie: Office Space(1991)


[Peter, Michael and Samir are trying to figure out how to launder money]

Peter Gibbons:
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.




Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.



Movie: Hairspray(1988)


Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!

Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


[opening Lines]

Walter Fane:
Hello.

Kitty Garstin:
Hello.

Walter Fane:
Say, I was wondering...

Kitty Garstin:
What?

Walter Fane:
Sorry. I - I was wondering if you'd like to dance.


Kitty Garstin:
Why not?



Movie: Quills(2000)


Dr. Royer-Collard:
I won't sully my hands with him.

Marquis de Sade:
Nor should you. That's the first rule of politics, isn't it? The man who orders the execution never drops the blade.



Movie: Open Range(2003)


Boss Spearman:
I believe you have a friend of ours in your jail. His name's Mose Harrison.

Sheriff Poole:
Yeah, I got him here. He started a fight in the general store.

Boss Spearman:
Mose don't start fights. He just finishes them.




Today's Movie News

Funny slasher films are in focus on Monsters - Detroit News

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:15:00 GMT
Couch potatoes know Bruce Campbell as the hokey dude playing the piano in the Old Spice "Ahoy" commercials. But for horror movie lovers, Campbell, 49, will always be Ash, the ...

Going to the movies is still a bargain - Los Angeles Times

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:16:00 GMT
In Berkeley circa 1971, a weekend matinee at the local movie house cost about a buck. Ten-year-old Projector, flush with his $5 weekly allowance, could catch "Willy Wonka & the ...

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Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)


John Royce:
[seeing Cosmo about to light up a cigar] Would you mind not lighting that?

Cosmo Renfro:
[continuing to light up his Cigar] Yes.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Sabino:
Dear Accattone. You've changed from day to night.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)


Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.

Johanna:
Fuck-food?

Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Chris:
There's no need to apologize. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Latest Movie News

Racing into summer movies: A sneak peek at upcoming films (Wisconsin State Journal)

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:01:41 GMT
Quicker than Indy Jones cracks a whip, the summer movie season is here. Better than ever? Maybe. Bigger than ever? Probably. Earlier than ever? Definitely. The spring season disappeared faster than Juno chugging Sunny Delight. So here come The Blockbusters, movies made to have something for theatergoers to watch while they grab baseball-sized fistfuls of popcorn. And it starts Friday. Yes, ...

A week-by-week guide to the movies of summer - Edmonton Journal

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:24:00 GMT
Fugitive Pieces: The film of the Anne Michaels novel -- about a young Polish boy who survives the Second World War -- has been directed by Jeremy Podeswa and stars Stephen Dillane ...

Guillermo del Toro to direct `The Hobbit' movies - Associated Press

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:29:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Guillermo del Toro is directing "The Hobbit" and its sequel, New Line Cinema announced Thursday. The 43-year-old filmmaker will move to New Zealand for four ...

The summer movie season - Windsor Star

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:10:00 GMT
What starts with Anne Michaels and ends with Vin Diesel and has Indiana Jones in the middle of it? Yes, it's our old friend the Summer Movie Season, a time of superheroes ...

Raven Moon's Licensee GINA D'S KIDS CLUB, INC. Plans to Go Public to Fund Stereoscopic 3D Movies (Centre Daily Times)

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:28:07 GMT
Raven Moon Entertainment, Inc. (OTCBB:RVEN) announced today that its licensee GINA D'S KIDS CLUB, INC. plans to go public so that it can fund two new stereoscopic 3D movies.

Movie Quotes for Today

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Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?



Movie: Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis(2006)


Andy Warhol:
[speaking of Jack Smith] The only person I would ever copy. He's just so terrific, and I think he makes the best movies.




Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



Movie: Unhinged(1982)


Terry Morgan:
A lot of really weird things are going on round here!... Breathing, strange sounds, your Mother, now faces at the window... I can't stand it!



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Adam:
Once people got use to staying away, they always stayed away. I never got close to anybody.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Today's Movie News

Movie production jumps 11 percent as possible actors strike pushes ... - COX.net for San Diego

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:39:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES (Associated Press) -- Feature film production in the Los Angeles area jumped 11 percent in the first three months of the year as studios moved to get ahead of a ...

The Death of Mr. Lazarescu (New York Times)

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:41:05 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers.

US targets China, Russia, 7 other nations on copyrights - Associated Press

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:29:00 GMT
WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Bush administration is accusing China, Russia and seven other nations of failing to protect American producers of movies, computer software and other ...

New Movies and Box Office Predictions: Baby Mama, Deception, Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (Blogcritics.org)

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:09:19 GMT
Another week, more movies! They never stop coming! The final frame of the spring cinematic season. Spring isn't over, but when it comes to movies, May means summer titles. It used to be Memorial Day, but each year it seems to be coming earlier and earlier -- pretty soon summer will begin in April! This last hurrah for April brings a pair of comedies and a thriller, each vying for your ...

Going to the movies is still a bargain - Los Angeles Times

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:16:00 GMT
In Berkeley circa 1971, a weekend matinee at the local movie house cost about a buck. Ten-year-old Projector, flush with his $5 weekly allowance, could catch "Willy Wonka & the ...

Great Movie Quotes

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Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: The Gamers (V)(2002)


Rogar, The Barbarian:
Am I still unconscious?



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.


Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)


Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.



Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


She/Tim:
By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.



Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.



Latest Movie News

The Death of Mr. Lazarescu (New York Times)

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:41:05 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers.

Movies Opening 4/25 (WJTV Jackson)

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:01:10 GMT
Three great movies are hitting box offices this weekend.

AP Business NewsBrief at 6:20 a.m. EDT - CNBC

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:12:00 GMT
NEW YORK (AP) _ Wall Street has so far had a mostly subdued reaction to corporate earnings released in the past few weeks, but that could be about to change. Just about halfway ...

Movie production jumps 11 percent as possible actors strike pushes ... - COX.net for San Diego

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:39:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES (Associated Press) -- Feature film production in the Los Angeles area jumped 11 percent in the first three months of the year as studios moved to get ahead of a ...

Guillermo del Toro to direct `The Hobbit' movies - Associated Press

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:29:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Guillermo del Toro is directing "The Hobbit" and its sequel, New Line Cinema announced Thursday. The 43-year-old filmmaker will move to New Zealand for four ...

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Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: H-E Double Hockey Sticks (TV)(1999)


Griffelkin:
Hey window washer guy... I flip you!



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?

Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.

Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!

Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.




Movie: Ordinary People(1980)


Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
I made a 74 on a trig quiz.

Beth Jarrett:
Oh really? Gosh I was awful at trig.

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Oh. Really? You took trig?


Beth Jarrett:
No... wait a minute... ha, did I take trig? Huh... anyway, I bought you two shirts they're on your bed.



Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)


Alberta Marlow:
[Talking about Japanese people in general] You are always so calm. You never show anything.


Capt. Higoto:
We are told not to. It is our way of rife. We must not show too much sad-i-ness or too much joy. If you praise what we have, we say it is nus-sing. If you admire our sons, we must say thay are unworthy.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dr. Emmett Brown:
[reads the "Save the Clock Tower" flyer and reacts with hope] This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If we can somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!




Today's Movie News

Receta fría del irlandés

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:01:00 +0000
Esto es una receta deliciosa para el irlandés frío, con espresso, el
whisky irlandés, el licor de café, la crema irlandesa, el helado y
el jarabe simple. 1 jarabe simple de la rociada licor de café
irlandés irlandés de la crema el 1/2 onza del helado de la cucharada
del whisky 1 de 1 onza el 1/2 onza espresso frío de 3 onzas agrega
todos los ingredientes a un mezclador con 4 tazas de hielo machacado.
Mezcle hasta que es liso. Vierta en el parfait ...

New Push for Movies in South Carolina (WBTV Charlotte)

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:05:39 GMT
A bill that would restore tax incentives to lure movies and television series back to South Carolina has received key approval in the House.

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Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.



Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)


Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you were made for me. / Before this you lived among the stars / You were called to earth for me. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That your body, your eyes are in trust for me. / The dense shade of your hair is for me alone, / These lips, these arms are in my trust. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / As if wedding music plays on the road. / It is our wedding night and I'm lifting your veil... / You're melting in my arms, blushing with shyness... / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you'll love me forever. / You'll always look at me with love in your eyes... / I know you now belong to another, but still / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind...



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.


Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.



Today's Movie News

L'AUTRE RIVE - Les Inrocks

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:40:00 GMT
Une trombe impure s'est déclenchée, aucun doute là-dessus, mais l'on n'est pas bien sûr de ce que l'on a vu. D'ailleurs, ne l'aurait-on pas rêvé ou halluciné, spectateur ...

10 réactions - Rue89

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:59:00 GMT
De Jacques Tourneur ("La Féline") jusqu’à Alexandre Aja ("La colline à des yeux"), en passant par Jean-Pierre Jeunet ("Alien: Resurrection"), Hollywood a su attirer les ...