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Movie: Half a Sixpence(1967)


Harry Chitterlow:
Don't forget old Harry. For £100, I'll let you have a quarter share of my new play.

Arthur Kipps:
A quarter share? I'll take half!

Harry Chitterlow:
Spoken like a gent!




Movie: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys(2002)


Sister Assumpta:
But make no mistake, the culprits will be fingered. I will finger the culprits.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Daniel Challis:
I saw something that night... I don't know, your father came into the hospital. He- I thought he was crazy, out of his mind. He's hanging onto a Halloween mask, he wouldn't let it go... And what he said was, "They're gonna kill us all". And in a little while he was dead. And I don't know what the hell is going on!



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Texas Ranger:
Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Casey Ryback:
Krill's a maniac! Go tell the captain he spit in my soup!



Movie: The Adventures of Cinderella's Daughter(2000)


Cindy:
Woah. He does not look like a good guy.

Fred the Fairy Godbrother:
Of course not, he's the Wedding Warlock.



[Dark music plays]

Cindy:
The Wedding Warlock.


[Dark music plays]

Fred the Fairy Godbrother:
Yeah, didn't you hear me?

Cindy:
Yeah. I just wanted to see if the music would play when i said...

Cindy, Fred the Fairy Godbrother:
Wedding Warlock!


[Dark music plays]




Movie: Tarzan's Secret Treasure(1941)


[first title card]


Title Card:
DEEP IN AFRICA, BEYOND ALL THE TRAILS KNOWN TO WHITE HUNTERS THERE IS AN ESCARPMENT - A SHEER CLIFF, WHICH LEGEND SAYS "RISES FROM THE PLAINS TO SUPPORT THE STARS".



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Alan Kligman, Esq.:
Linda, stop. Now you take a moment, you breathe, and one thing at a time.

Linda Partridge:
Shut the fuck up.

Alan Kligman, Esq.:
You know what would help you, Linda?

Linda Partridge:
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

Alan Kligman, Esq.:
You need to sober up.

Linda Partridge:
Now, you must *really* shut the fuck up now, please - shut the fuck up.


Alan Kligman, Esq.:
Linda.

Linda Partridge:
I have to go.

Alan Kligman, Esq.:
Let me call you a car Linda.

Linda Partridge:
Shut the fuck up.



Movie: Ocean's Thirteen(2007)


Danny Ocean:
You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.



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Juicy Fruit #2 recipe

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:15:00 +0000
A tasty recipe for Juicy Fruit #2, with 99 Bananas banana schnapps and Sunny Delight California Style orange juice.

2 oz 99 Bananas banana schnapps
4 oz Sunny Delight California Style orange juice

Combine both ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well and strain into a highball glass filled with ice cubes.
Garnish with a ...]

Key Lime Martini #3 recipe

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:35:00 +0000
This is a very pleasant recipe for Key Lime Martini #3, with vanilla vodka, pineapple juice, Midori melon liqueur, sweet and sour mix and half-and-half.

1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice
1 splash half-and-half
1 splash sweet and sour mix
2 oz vanilla vodka

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, strain ...]

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Today's Quotes:

Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)


Finch:
Why are you doing this?

Evey Hammond:
Because he was right.


Finch:
About what?

Evey Hammond:
That the world needs more than just a building right now. It needs hope.



Movie: One Crazy Summer(1986)


Aquilla Beckersted:
If you don't come home with that trophy, we lose it all! No more pools, no more Ferrari. And you know what happens then?

Teddy Beckersted:
Don't say it, Dad!

Aquilla Beckersted:
That's right, Ted. You'll have to go to..

Teddy Beckersted:
[covering his ears] NO!

Aquilla Beckersted:
WORK, Teddy, WORK!

Teddy Beckersted:
Don't say that word! I'll win! Please just don't say that word!



Movie: Maccheroni(1985)


Antonio:
Ah, it's beautiful to waste time.




Movie: Hair(1979)


Prison Psychiatrist:
And men?

Woof:
What do you mean...?

Prison Psychiatrist:
You have any sexual attraction towards men?

Woof:
You mean if I'm a homosexual or something like that?

Prison Psychiatrist:
Yeah.


Woof:
Well, I wouldn't kick Mick Jagger out of my bed, but uh, I'm not a homosexual, no.



Movie: The Madness of King George(1994)


[Pitt has given the King some papers to sign]

George III:
What is this? America, I suppose.

Pitt:
No, sir.

George III:
Oh, America is not to be spoken of, is that it?

Pitt:
For your own peace of mind, sir. But it is not America.

George III:
Peace of mind! I have no peace of mind. I have had no peace of mind since we lost America. Forests, old as the world itself, plains, strange delicate flowers, immense solitudes. And all nature new to art. All ours. Mine. Gone. A paradise lost.



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Baron Cocktail recipe

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:21:00 +0000
A scrumptious recipe for Baron Cocktail, with dry vermouth, sweet vermouth, triple sec, gin and lemon.

1 1/2 oz gin
1 1/2 tsp triple sec
1 lemon wedge
1/2 oz dry vermouth
1/2 tsp sweet vermouth

Stir all ingredients (except lemon wedge) with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.
Add the lemon wedge and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Key Lime Martini #3 recipe

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:35:00 +0000
This is a very pleasant recipe for Key Lime Martini #3, with vanilla vodka, pineapple juice, Midori melon liqueur, sweet and sour mix and half-and-half.

1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice
1 splash half-and-half
1 splash sweet and sour mix
2 oz vanilla vodka

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, strain ...]

Johnny on the Spot recipe

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:38:00 +0000
Check out this luscious recipe for Johnny on the Spot, with Crown Royal Canadian whisky, amaretto almond liqueur, peach schnapps and pineapple juice.

1 oz Crown Royal Canadian whisky
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz peach schnapps
12 oz pineapple juice

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well, strain into a collins glass, ...]

Buffalo Tea recipe

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:33:00 +0000
A scrumptious recipe for Buffalo Tea, with Smirnoff Watermelon Twist vodka, iced tea and peach juice.

1 oz Smirnoff Watermelon Twist vodka
1 oz peach juice concentrate
4 oz unsweetened iced tea

Pour the vodka into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Add the peach juice and iced tea.
Shake well, and strain into a highball glass filled with ...]

iPod Touch mit Fingersteuerung

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 23:50:00 GMT
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Movie: Orange County(2002)


Cindy:
So I married Bob, for you! I had sex with Bob four times for you! So how can you call me a bad mother?



Movie: One Special Night (TV)(1999)


Robert:
Merry Christmas Millie.


[Catherine smiles]

Catherine:
Merry Christmas Howard.


[they both smile, and kiss]



Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


Morticia:
Thing, you're a handful.



Movie: Quo Vadis(1951)


Petronius:
[to Nero] You will be worthy of the spectacle - as the spectacle is worthy of you.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Chip:
[to Ricky Bobby] Are you just going to let your sons talk to their grandfather like this?


Ricky Bobby:
Hell yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk!

Carley Bobby:
If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!



Movie: The Gang's All Here(1943)


Peyton Potter:
[inspecting lipstick on his handkerchief] Hmm... ketchup?

Mrs. Peyton Potter:
No doubt. And from a Brazilian tomato.



Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)



Buck:
You know there's uh, one family charity case who loves you very much.

Tia:
[crying] I'm sorry.

Buck:
Hey, come on. Nothing to be sorry about. I'm just glad I got a chance to know you again.



Movie: Oh, God! You Devil(1984)


Bobby Shelton:
Who are you?



[the Devil sticks up his thumb, and a flame comes out of it, like a cigarette lighter. He lights his cigar with that flame and then extinguishes that flame by blowing on that thumb]

Bobby Shelton:
My God!

The Devil:
Guess again.



Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Frances:
I'd like to make an offer on the house. This is what I can pay, minus the work on the place, and a rental car to drive off a cliff when this all turns out to have been a terrible mistake.



Movie: Quarterback Princess (TV)(1983)


Scott Massey:
Bad enough I gotta lose, but then I have to be carried off the field by our lady quarterback.

Tami Maida:
What bothers you? That I'm a lady or that I'm a quarterback?

Scott Massey:
I wouldn't mind either if you weren't both.



Movie: Tape(2001)


Jon:
Thanks, Vince.

Vince:
[confused] What?

Jon:
Thanks.


Vince:
For what?

Jon:
For all your *honesty*.



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Italian Bulldog recipe

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:07:00 +0000
This is a delectable recipe for Italian Bulldog, with Galliano herbal liqueur, Kahlua coffee liqueur, milk and Coca-Cola.

1 1/2 oz Galliano herbal liqueur
1 1/2 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
1 oz milk
1 splash Coca-Cola

Shake Galliano herbal liqueur, Kahlua coffee liqueur and milk together in a cocktail shaker.
Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Add Coca-cola, and serve.
Serve in ...]

Hollywood Cashes In & Makes Wars Easier To Support

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:10:00 GMT
Scoop - HOLLYWOOD CASHES IN ON WAR MOVIES--- AND MAKES WARS EASIER TO SUPPORT A Massachusetts School of Law Report ... Hollywood Cashes In & Makes Wars Easier To Support Wednesday, 23 January 2008, 12:21 pm

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Latest Lines from Movies

Lines from Movies:

Movie: Ydmygede, De(1998)


[dicating his diary]

Lars von Trier:
I still fear cancer of the balls. That's the way it's supposed to be. I guess there's always something which prevents life from being easy. The breaks I've had in my life have been bloody short.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Count Vladislaus Dracula:
You can't kill me, Victor.


[Dracula pushes himself onto the sword Dr. Frankenstein is wielding]

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
I'm already dead.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Winston:
I don't have to know what I'm doing, just so long as you know.

Max Cherry:
I think I do. Good enough?

Winston:
You bet.



Movie: The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D(2005)


[train of thought is out of control]

Lavagirl:
[panicky] What do we do?

Sharkboy:
[calmly] Yell? Scream?

Lavagirl, Sharkboy, Max:
[screaming]



Movie: The Making of 'Amadeus' (V)(2002)



Saul Zaentz:
I spoke to both of them at different times, both of them used words to describe each other you don't use in mixed company.



Movie: An Unfinished Life(2005)


Nina:
How's Mitch doing?


Einar Gilkyson:
Dreaming about the sea.



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Movie: The Madagascar Penguins in: A Christmas Caper(2005)


Kowalski:
Oh, no. He must be all alone out there by himself.

Skipper:
He's one of us, men. You all know the penguin credo.

Kowalski:
Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick?

Skipper:
No.



[Rico speaks Japanese gibberish]

Skipper:
No, that's the walrus credo. It's "Never swim alone." Private's out there all by himself, and we never leave one of our own.

Kowalski:
Oh, yeah.

Skipper:
Let's go.





Movie: Dalkomhan insaeng(2005)


Sun-woo:
One late autumn night, the disciple awoke crying. So the master asked the disciple, "Did you have a nightmare?" "No." "Did you have a sad dream?" "No," said the disciple. "I had a sweet dream." "Then why are you crying so sadly?" The disciple wiped his tears away and quietly answered, "Because the dream I had can't come true."



Movie: The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer(1947)


Richard Nugent:
[Jerry is sitting in his car in front of the Turner house] Jerry, what are you doing out here? Why don't you go inside?

Jerry White:
I'm not welcome. I'm a square in Susan's social circle.

Richard Nugent:
Nonsense, I'm sure Susan doesn't know you're out here.

Jerry White:
She put me here.

Richard Nugent:
Oh.



Movie: Daredevil(2003)


Daredevil:
You killed the only two people I've ever loved. Why?

Kingpin:
Business. It's always business. I was working for Fallon back then. Your father was supposed to throw a fight. And your little girlfriend? Well, she was just in the wrong family at the wrong time.



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Shreveport ranked third best place to shoot indie movies (The Shreveport Times)

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:08:15 GMT
MovieMaker ranks Shreveport as the third best place in the U.S. to make independent movies. The eighth annual list is reported in the magazine's winter issue, which is due on newsstands next week.

Starz Stocks Up on Movies (TV Week)

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:49:01 GMT
Starz Entertainment said it has finalized deals with five major studios to run movies on its premium channels, on-demand, in high definition and on broadband.

14 Oscar Nominations for Movies Made in New Mexico (PRWeb via Yahoo! News)

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:01:00 GMT
New Mexico-made movies receive 14 Oscar nominations. Governor Richardson credits aggressive marketing and incentives program for continued growth of state's film industry.

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Latest Movie Quotations

Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Bud White:
Bullshit. How would a two-bit hick like Meeks get his hands on a large supply of heroin?

Johnny Stompanato:
You're right, it's probably bullshit. Even if he did, he could never unload it. Not without drawing all kinds of attention.

Bud White:
Maybe that's why he's under a house in Elysian Park and he don't smell too good, paisano.



Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)


[Ichabod is riding through Sleepy Hollow late at night, in the area the Headless Horseman is known to prowl]

Ichabod Crane:
[whistling nervously]

Toads:
Ichabod! Ichabod! Ichabod!


[reapeatedly]

Toads:
[Ichabod becomes terrified with the noise of the crickets, toad, & owls. When he thinks he hears galloping hooves behind him, he panics & tries to get his horse to run, but his horse is resting on a gravestone. Ichabod soon finds it's nothing more than reeds thumping against a hollow log. He & his horse start laughing at the seeming absurdity of their terror]


The Headless Horseman:
[evil laugh] YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


[Ichabod & his horse look up in horror to see the Headless Horseman in the graveyard, his horse reared up & wielding a sword]

The Headless Horseman:
[evil laugh] YAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


[Ichabod & his horse flee with the Headless Horseman chasing madly after them]




Movie: The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother(1975)


Jenny Hill:
How do you do? My name is Bessie Bellwood.


Sigerson Holmes:
LIAR!

Jenny Hill:
Oh! You don't fool around, do you? How do you know that I'm not Bessie Bellwood?

Sigerson Holmes:
[singing] There's no harm in taking a kiss/It's never missed...

Jenny Hill:
[singing next line] If I'd known that love was like this, should I have kissed?

Sigerson Holmes:
[singing] Love's a game if you are clever/Play your cards and go...

Jenny Hill:
[singing next line] Love with me will last forever/That is all I know - chorus! - But you don't love as I love...


Sigerson Holmes:
All right, all right, enough!


[singing]

Sigerson Holmes:
Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy poo/Quite a farmer's daughter, Phyllis...

Jenny Hill:
[hesitant singing] Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, pig - Well, I don't think I know that one.

Sigerson Holmes:
Pity! Next time you decide to impersonate a music hall singer who's been dead for the past twelve years, I suggest you learn her full repertoire! Won't you come in, MISS LIAR?



Movie: Open Range(2003)


Sue Barlow:
You are coming back, aren't you? Then I'll be waiting for you Charles Postlewaite.

Charley Waite:
[to Boss, who is riding away] You bucket mouth! Can't keep nothing private.





Movie: Ours, L'(1988)


[first lines]

Bill:
[examining bear tracks] That's a huge male; bet he's more'n fifteen hundred pounds.





Movie: Urban Cowboy(1980)


Uncle Bob:
You know Bud; sometimes even a cowboy's gotta swallow his pride to hold on to somebody he loves.

Bud:
What do you mean?

Uncle Bob:
Hell I know, I pretty near lost Corrine and the kids a couple of times just 'cause of pride. You know you think that ol' pride's gonna choke you going down but I tell you what ain't a night goes by I don't thank the boss up there for giving me a big enough throat. 'Cause without Corrine and them kids hell I'd just be another pile of dog shit in the canteloupe patch just drawing flys.

Bud:
I guess so.

Uncle Bob:
Think about it Bud, pride's one of those seven deadlies you know what I mean?



Movie: Tale of a Dog(1944)


"Smallpox"/"Spotty" the Dog:
My, oh my! That shol' is good news!



[final line in final Our Gang comedy]





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Mixed reaction to Oscar nominations

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:29:00 GMT
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Music hits high note next month

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:38:00 GMT
Scoop - the new Movies in Parks series, featuring classic Kiwi films projected onto a large screen after dusk in Mt Eden's Tahaki Reserve following pre-movie entertainment by local musicians

Razzies honour bad movies

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:56:00 GMT
Stuff - Two New York firemen posing as a gay couple, psychically linked identical twins and a mild-mannered man dominated by his latex-wearing obese wife are all contenders this year for the worst screen ...

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