Today's Movie Quotes
Movie Quotes:
Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)
Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.
Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.
Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?
Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.
Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?
Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!
Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.
Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...
Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?
Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.
Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)
[last lines]
Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.
Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?
Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)
Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.
Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)
Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?
Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.
Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)
Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.
Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?
Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.
Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.
Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?
Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.
Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.
Movie: Vacation(1983)
Roy Walley:
Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.
Movie: Dark Command(1940)
Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Well, I guess Lawrence is burned to the ground.
Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Yeah. Well, we got a saying down in Texas: that it takes a good fire to burn down the weeds... to let the flowers grow.
Movie: Kalifornia(1993)
Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.
Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)
Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?
Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...
Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.
Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?
Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)
Adam:
Once people got use to staying away, they always stayed away. I never got close to anybody.
Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)
Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.
Waddington:
What makes you think I do?
Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.
Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?
Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.
Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.
Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.
Movie: Quiz Show(1994)
Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.
Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?
Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.
Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.
Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.
Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?
Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.
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