Movie Quotations for Today
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Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)
Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.
Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)
Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.
Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)
Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.
Movie: Under Fire(1983)
Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?
Claire:
[she nods 'yes']
Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.
Claire:
Perhaps they will.
Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.
Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)
Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.
Miyagi:
What?
Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.
Miyagi:
Huh?
Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.
Miyagi:
But I did.
Daniel:
How?
Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.
Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.
Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)
Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.
Johanna:
Fuck-food?
Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.
Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)
Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.
Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.
Movie: Hairspray(1988)
Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!
Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.
Movie: Unforgiven(1992)
[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]
Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.
W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."
Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.
Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)
Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?
Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.
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