Great Movie Quotations

Movie Quotations:

Movie: The Tale of the Bunny Picnic (TV)(1986)


Great Grandmother and Babble:
I've only seen two dogs, both at a distance.

Lugsy:
You see, Bean?

Bean:
I am not Bean, I'm a nasty old owl and I'm going to get you.


[charges at Lugsy but Great Grandmother gets in the way]

Great Grandmother and Babble:
Now Bean, you don't have to pretend to be a nasty old owl, why? Because you're a little bunny, at least that's what you are on the outside. Get it?



Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


[repeated line]

Greg:
Something is definitely happening...

Tyler:
Shut up, Greg.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Amy:
[to Janet] Remember when you got drunk and nearly got the chancellor of Bulgaria killed? And remember how i covered for you? I never told anyone. If Max ever found out you would never get your stripes and NEVER graduate.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
Not even the river can stop Accattone!




Today's Movie News

Summer 2008 box office predictions

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:06:00 GMT
Los Angeles Times - In 2004, 474 new movies arrived in the multiplex, according to the Motion Picture Assn. of America. By 2006, the volume of new releases had surged almost 30% to 599. If you had to choose among half a dozen movies opening most weekends, 2007 didn't ...

Vodka Passion recipe

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:29:00 +0000
Check out this great recipe for Vodka Passion, with Absolut Mandrin vodka and passion-fruit syrup.

1 part Absolut Mandrin vodka
1 part passion-fruit syrup

Mix both liquids over ice and strain into a shot glass.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Johnny Knoxville:
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to the moon!




Movie: Halloween 5(1989)


[Michael Myers advances towards the deputies with a pitch fork]

Deputy Nick:
Somebody could get hurt with that thing.

Deputy Tom:
Hey! Somebody's gonna get hurt with that thing!

Deputy Nick:
Amazing, no respect for authority!

Deputy Tom:
Must be the parents.




Movie: Gang Related(1997)


Divinci:
They'll never find me, because I'm following my heart. And they don't know where that is.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Felix Ungar:
So long, Frances.

Oscar Madison:
So long, Blanche.



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Raymond Dufayel aka Glass Man:
So, my little Amélie, you don't have bones of glass. You can take life's knocks. If you let this chance pass, eventually, your heart will become as dry and brittle as my skeleton. So, go get him, for Pete's sake!



Movie: One Night with You(2006)


Clerk:
You disgust me.



Movie: Afonya(1975)


Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
Afonya! Hey, friend call Afonya!


[talking to Afonya's guest]

Afonya's guest:
He is not in.


Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
Where is he?

Fedul's pal:
He left.

Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
How?

Afonya's guest:
He left to collect potatoes.

Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
Oh! I don't like such people


[talking to his friend]

Fedul's pal:
Who is this?



[talking to Fedul]

Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
Who are you?

Afonya's guest:
Me? I'm a relative.

Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
Give me ruble relative! Afonya ownes me a rubl!

Fedul's pal:
Two.


[talking to Fedul]

Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
Two! Two!




Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


Dr. Klahn:
No! Not water! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ohhh! I'm melting! I'm melting! What a world, what a world! It was a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude!



Movie: Pandaemonium(2000)



John Thelwall:
You have grown such pleasing huge breasts, Sara.



Movie: Hackers(1995)


Kate Libby:
Are you challenging me?


Dade Murphy:
Name your stakes.

Kate Libby:
If I win, you become my slave.

Dade Murphy:
Your SLAVE?

Kate Libby:
You wish! You'll do shitwork, scan, crack copyrights...

Dade Murphy:
And if I win?

Kate Libby:
Make it my first-born!

Dade Murphy:
Make it our first-date!

Kate Libby:
I don't DO dates. But I don't lose either, so you're on!



Movie: Half Past Dead(2002)


Kesler, Bad Ass Guard:
[Kesler brings Sasha to the death chamber after Lester requests to see him] Welcome to "Slaughterhouse Five".

Sasha:
Why they call it that?

Kesler, Bad Ass Guard:
A man can be legally executed five different ways. Lethal injection's the most popular, followed by hanging, gas chamber, firing squad and then there's my personal favorite...


[holds up stun baton]

Kesler, Bad Ass Guard:
electrocution. It's all done here, in this totally soundproof isolation chamber. We even let the condemned man choose.

Justice Jane McPherson:
[seeing Sasha come in, turns to the warden, El Fuego] Who is that man?


El Fuego:
Number one, one, three, seven.

Justice Jane McPherson:
What's he doing here?

El Fuego:
When a man asks for someone to spend his last hour with, you give it to him.



Today's Movie News

Pinup Girl Jeanne Carmen Dies

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 06:59:00 GMT
Chicago Tribune - She came to Hollywood while still in her 20s, where she appeared in low-budget movies with such titles as "Guns Don't Argue" and "The Monster of Piedras Blancas." Carmen also claimed to have had affairs with Sinatra and other celebrities. She moved to ...

This party appetizer relies on tangy Boursin

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 05:54:00 GMT
Detroit News - I'm a homebody when it comes to New Year's Eve, but that doesn't mean I don't like a good party, even if it's just the two of us. I like to put out some goodies to nosh, along with lots of chilled Champagne, and we watch old movies in front of a ...

'Alvin and the Chipmunks' (the fuzzy little guys are back) -- 2 stars

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 06:09:00 GMT
Chicago Tribune - How to explain the appeal of Alvin and the Chipmunks--the old ones, the ones who hit it big in 1958 with "Witch Doctor ... Columnists Television Movies Music Dining Theater Arts/architecture Living Travel Horoscopes Video Photos/Multimedia Resources Newsletters ...

Stu Nahan, 81; longtime L.A. sportscaster

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 06:23:00 GMT
Los Angeles Times - Nahan also appeared in a number of movies and television episodes. After landing a bit part in the 1971 TV movie "Brian's Song," he had a string of film roles as a sports commentator, most notably in Sylvester Stallone's series of "Rocky" films. He ...

Vulcan Mind Meld recipe

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 21:01:00 +0000
Here is a very pleasant recipe for Vulcan Mind Meld, with ouzo anise liqueur and 151 proof rum.

1 part 151 proof rum
1 part ouzo anise liqueur

Pour ingredients into a double-shot glass and drink quickly.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Movie: Untergang, Der(2004)


General der Artillerie Helmuth Weidling:
I am to be shot.



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


The Tabernacle:
Sleep was necessary for man when his waking and unconscious lives were separated. As Eternals achieved total consciousness, sleep became obsolete and Second Level meditation took its place.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
No, I'll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!

Tick:
Doesn't give us much to talk about then, does it?




Movie: Xscape(2000)


Lieutenant Elijah Karl Heisenberg:
It's not as if we are doing anything worse than China had done. They execute over 4,000 prisoners a year, then put the bodies to good use, for organ transplants. No one seems to be worried about that.



Movie: The Jacket(2005)


[letter Jack writes to Jean]


Jack Starks:
Sometimes I think we live through things only to be able to say that it happened. That it wasn't to someone else, it was to me. Sometimes we live to beat the odds. I'm not crazy even though they thought I was. I live in the same world as everyone else. I just saw more of it, as I'm sure you have. They'll find my body tomorrow. You can check it out if you don't believe me. I've seen life after my death, and I'm telling you this because it's the only way to help you and your daughter have a better life of your own. Jean, you're gonna pass out one day smoking a cigarette and burn to death. Your daughter grows up living the same life you're living right now. And she misses you so much. Sometimes life can only really begin with the knowledge of death. That it can all end, even when you least want it to. The important thing in life is to believe that while you're alive, it's never too late. I promise you, Jean, no matter how bad things look, they look better awake than they do asleep. When you die, there's only one thing you want to happen. You wanna come back.



Movie: Karakter(1997)


Joba:
Why don't you leave our boy in peace?

Dreverhaven:
I'll strangle him for nine-tenths, and the last tenth will make him strong.



Movie: Darling(1965)


Miles Brand:
...a man of few words, all of them long.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
You don't have the temprament to be a liberator, Amos.



Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Major Payne:
Tomorrow ladies, we gonna' start the hard stuff.

Heathcoat:
The *hard* stuff?



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Creme Soda recipe

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 10:01:00 +0000
A delectable recipe for Creme Soda, with Stoli Vanil vodka and ginger ale.

1 oz Stoli Vanil vodka
2 oz ginger ale

Stir ingredients gently together in a chilled cocktail glass with a small amount of crushed ice, and serve.
Serve in a Cocktail Glass.

Based on a True Story

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 02:55:00 GMT
New York Times - Mays says, he told his friends he would become rich and famous making movies one day — he hoped to use his money and fame to “make a difference” somehow — and that he’d have his first movie out before he turned 18. “They all laughed ...

Original Singapore Sling recipe

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:08:00 +0000
A nice recipe for Original Singapore Sling, with gin, cherry brandy, lime juice, benedictine herbal liqueur and brandy.

1 oz cherry brandy
1 oz lime juice
1/4 tsp benedictine herbal liqueur
1/4 tsp brandy
2 oz gin

Combine the gin, cherry brandy and lime juice in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well.
Strain into a collins glass almost filled ...]

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Movie: X-Men(2000)


[to Dr. Jean Grey]

Wolverine:
So, couldn't wait to get my shirt off again, huh?



Movie: Varsity Blues(1999)


Mox:
Mox: Troy, do you think you will enjoy prison?

Charlie Tweeder:
[after stealing a cop car] I'm going to jail!




Movie: Zardoz(1974)


Consuella:
[to Zed] I have hunted you so long, I have become you.




Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


McMurphy:
What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Jim Kurring:
[to Claudia] I can't let this go. I can't let you go. Now, you... you listen to me now. You're a good person. You're a good and beautiful person and I won't let you walk out on me. And I won't let you say those things - those things about how stupid you are and this and that. I won't stand for that. You want to be with me... then you be with me. You see?



[Claudia smiles]



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
Gotta get her out of there. Cyclops, can you hit it?

Cyclops:
The ring's moving too fast.

Wolverine:
Just shoot it!

Cyclops:
I'll kill her!



Movie: Underworld(1996)


Viktor:
Now tell me, why have you come to believe that Lucian still lives?

Selene:
But I've given you all the proof you need.


Viktor:
Incoherent thoughts and images, nothing more - which is precisely why the awakening is performed by an elder. You do not possess the neccesary *skills*!

Selene:
But I did see Lucian, I shot him, you must believe me.

Viktor:
The chain has never been broken, not once, not in fourteen centuries, not since we elders first began to leapfrog through time - one awake, two aleep - that's the way of it. It is Marcus' time to reign, not mine!

Selene:
But I had no choice, the coven is in danger and Michael is the key...

Viktor:
[snaps head loudly] Ah, yes... the lycan.



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Louis:
Hey, we gotta go! We're late! Come on, Mel! We gotta go! Let's go!


Melanie:
Hey, kiss my ass, fuck wad!



Movie: ".hack//SIGN"(2002)


Kaochin:
You know what else, I can't stand the Chrimson Knights, I am so glad they are history

Subaru:
You're happy they're gone?


Kaochin:
Yeah I mean they we're so arrogant and superior, saying stuff like 'Don't fight, follow the etiquette.' They're so full of themselves

Subaru:
Yes but aren't there rules to all games?

Kaochin:
I see your like that type huh, are you really her? Say do you want to be freinds? Or maybe you just don't want to be. Hey you know what, I've been keeping my eyes on you, and have watched you for a very long time.


[she starts to approach Subaru hostilely]

Kaochin:
I'm guessing you're the real Subaru. You haven't raised your level in quite a while huh. So come on let's be freinds.


[Laughs]

Kaochin:
Still no? You can log off it you want, I'll just post it on the message board for everyone. The hopless state of the poor lady Subaru, who can't even stay online. It will be such a hit with everyone. Or you could call for help. I can't imagin who'd come if you did.


Subaru:
Pleas don't come any closer, I don't know what you are planing to do with me and I don't care if you plan to kill me do you understand? You see I don't like people like you.

Kaochin:
Grr.


[She furiously thrusts her axe at Subaru]



Today's Movie News

Boy, 14, shot in the leg on bus in West Baltimore

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:49:00 GMT
Baltimore Sun - She said the victim got on the bus at Security Square Mall in Baltimore County about 12:15 a.m. as part of a group of young people who appeared to have been leaving the movies there. Greene said a second group of young people boarded the bus when it ...

Oscar Cocktail recipe

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 00:44:00 +0000
This is a adorable recipe for Oscar Cocktail, with gin, vodka, cherry brandy, grenadine syrup, pineapple juice and Hi-C orange soda.

1 dash grenadine syrup
1 oz Hi-C orange soda
1 oz gin
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz vodka
3/4 oz cherry brandy

Add ingredients to a snifter filled with ice.
Garnish with an orange wedge and a stemmed cherry.
Serve in ...]

Safer Baghdad rolls out red carpet for film festival

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:42:00 GMT
Reuters - Baghdad once had more than a dozen popular cinemas, where families went to see movies. After decades of international sanctions and wars under Saddam Hussein movie-going went into decline. Since the 2003 invasion most cinemas remain boarded up. Out of ...

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Movie Quotations:

Movie: Nacho Libre(2006)


Esqueleto:
Summon your eagle powers.

Nacho:
What do you think I'm doing?

Nacho:
[Losing badly, about to take a big hit] Eagle powers... come to me! Please!



Movie: Ulzana's Raid(1972)


McIntosh:
How many troopers is the Major planning to put out?


Maj. Cartwright:
Well, that's a decision I won't be able to make until I know the strength of the hostile force.

Capt. Charles Gates:
And their probable intention.

McIntosh:
Their probable intention is to burn, maim, torture, rape and murder, Charlie.



Movie: The X Files(1998)


[Scully is slow to realize a countdown timer signifies a bomb]

Mulder:
Thirteen fifty-four. Thirteen fifty-two. Thirteen fifty. You see a pattern emerging here Scully?



Movie: Quick(1993)


Matthew Davenport:
You know what? Shoot me, man, just shoot me!



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Sarris:
How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me.




Movie: Urban Cowboy(1980)


Bud:
All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of 'em got smarts real good, like me.



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


Donald Kaufman:
[delighted] I got shot. Isn't that fucked up?




Movie: The Magic Christian(1969)


Youngman Grand, Esq.:
You're certainly puttin' everybody on today, Dad.

Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
Well, you know, Youngman, sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well. A little bit of the old pause.

Youngman Grand, Esq.:
Cause for pause?

Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
Yes.



Movie: Xanadu(1980)



Danny McGuire:
Kid can you imagine it?

Sonny:
Imagine what?

Danny McGuire:
A bandstand. Right over there in that corner. And a big band, like in the 40's

Sonny:
Nah, nah, nah. Bandstands went out with running boards. Over there. A great rock 'n' roll band. This is the 80's!

Danny McGuire:
Real smooth dancers... wild trombone... the band decked out in tuxedos.

Sonny:
Six guys wearing electric orange... synthesizer... heavy precussion... electric guitar.

Danny McGuire:
Lots of glamour. Everybody dressed in elegance and style.



Movie: Daddy Day Care(2003)


Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan:
Rock for Daddy Day Care... Do you know what this means?

Jenny:
A... chance to prove ourselves in a little healthy competition?


Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan:
No, you bubble-headed idiot. It's a deathwish.



Movie: Xenosaga Episode II: Jenseits von Gut und Böse (VG)(2004)


Sakura Mizrahi:
What's wrong, Rubedo?

Jr.:
I... I can't hear it... My right chest... I can't hear my other heartbeat anymore...

Sakura Mizrahi:
Is that why you're crying?


Jr.:
Leave me alone! I just tore away half of my body with my own hands... The me that's here... i-isn't me anymore!



Movie: Quills(2000)


Simone:
Tell him that if he discovers our whereabouts, you'll slit your wrists with a razor, and I'll drive a hatpin through my heart.

Prouix, the Architect:
You'd do that, rather than forsake our love?

Simone:
No. But tell him I would anyway.




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Absolutly Screwed recipe

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 21:26:00 +0000
A scrumptious recipe for Absolutly Screwed, with Absolut Mandrin vodka and orange juice.

1/2 oz Absolut Mandrin vodka
1/2 oz orange juice

Mix OJ and Mandrin then enjoy.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

'Alvin and the Chipmunks' (the fuzzy little guys are back) -- 2 stars

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 10:28:00 GMT
Chicago Tribune - How to explain the appeal of Alvin and the Chipmunks--the old ones, the ones who hit it big in 1958 with "Witch Doctor ... Columnists Television Movies Music Dining Theater Arts/architecture Living Travel Horoscopes Video Photos/Multimedia Resources Newsletters ...

New Movies and Box Office Predictions: Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, The Great Debaters, The Water Horse: Legend of ... (Blogcritics.org)

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 00:49:22 GMT
All I want for Christmas are some more movies to watch. First let me say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all who happen to read this! I hope you are spending plenty of time with your loved ones and only going to the theater if it is a family tradition. With that out of the way, just remember that because you are not at the cineplex, that does not mean there is nothing there waiting for ...

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Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Texas Ranger:
Shut those mutts up before I cook 'em and eat 'em!



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


Lord John Whorfin:
May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.



Movie: J-Men Forever(1979)


"Spy Swatter":
[has just avoided being shot by a firing squad] When one of those bullets almost hit me, I thought I was gonna crap!

"His Hairdresser":
I heard you fart.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Johnny Knoxville:
There's no such thing as failure, Steve-O!... One thing I know, is good tightrope walking!



Movie: The Tall Men(1955)


[last lines]

Nella Turner:
Ben, it was a long walk out here and my feet are killing me. Will you take my boots off?




Movie: Orange County(2002)


Lance:
You banged mom?



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Mike Lowery:
See, that's that new spiritual shit my partner's on. Me? I actually prefer shooting motherfuckers.



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Ace Ventura:
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.


[a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head]

Ace Ventura:
...and a clean pair of shorts.



Movie: Made for Each Other(1939)


Lily, Cook #3:
Never let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon.

Jane:
That's all right if you've got a watermelon.

Lily, Cook #3:
You mustn't say that, Miss Mason. You've got your watermelon, but you chokes yourself up on all the little seeds. I always say "Spit 'em out before they spoil your taste for the melon."



Movie: Va savoir(2001)


Ugo:
What is he to you, this Pierre?

Cammille B.:
I lived with him before, before I - I lived with him when I was in Paris. He liked the play. He's not a bore, you know.

Ugo:
No, he's a good man. How long did you live with him?

Cammille B.:
Two years. Almost two years. But not quite.

Ugo:
What did it do to you to see him? Do you still love him?

Cammille B.:
No.



Movie: The Abyss(1989)


Virgil:
Keep your pantyhose on.



Movie: Da Kath & Kim Code (TV)(2005)


Kim Day Craig:
I gotta go and get your


[christmas]

Kim Day Craig:
present.

Kath Day Knight:
Where? Where are you going?

Kim Day Craig:
I'll be in the $2 shop.



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Fuji Devil Dog recipe

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 14:10:00 +0000
A adorable recipe for Fuji Devil Dog, with gin, vodka, Southern Comfort peach liqueur, DeKuyper Peachtree schnapps, cranberry juice, orange juice and grenadine syrup.

1 oz DeKuyper Peachtree schnapps
1 oz Southern Comfort peach liqueur
1 oz cranberry juice
1 oz gin
1 oz orange juice
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz grenadine syrup

Combine all ingredients (except grenadine) and pour over ice ...]

Similar Movies (New York Times)

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 08:45:36 GMT
The most popular movies among NYTimes.com readers.

For Some, Christmas Includes Night At The Movies (KDKA Pittsburgh)

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:32:03 GMT
With Christmas gifts exchanged and leftovers tucked away in the fridge, many people around the region moved on to another holiday tradition - a trip to the movies.

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